the public ""tell a lie about the person above you thread""

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The person above me went to the school of snappy comebacks from 1972 to present, they are still working on their comebacks.

 

[MadKingLear2]

The person above me actually flunked out of the School of Snappy Comebacks, but was too embarrassed to admit it and lived such a successful lie that they have become the Dean of said School due to the unprecedented snappiness of their comebacks.

 

[Idontwanttosay]

Oh Snap! Kim K was above me. I wiped, and I wiped, and I wiped... and I wiped... but still, the cum was on their back. That means they must have been Kim. Love your show girlfriend!

 

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The person above me actually does want to say.

 

[SashaAka]

The person above me is NOT a part of mycelium hivemind network and does NOT listen to mushroom music.

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[RedTop88]

The person above me's most treasured and secret possession is a self-built fart-inhalation mask, made of an oxygen mask, 4 feet of latex hose and a football inflation valve adaptor.

 

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The person above me thinks the best part of the site is the censorship.

 

[AnotherDude3883]

The person above me thinks the best part of the site is the censorship.

^ has confirmed to me in dms she's a 13 yo cutie pie who is sad and has daddy issues cause he never came back with milk 12 years ago and just needs some love and support and headpats, to be told she's a good girl and just the best princess ever.
absolutely precious o3o

 

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The person above me believes its still 1992 & is so cheap they think its OK the use the symbol "^" to save on texting charges in place of typing "The person above me"

 

[protea]

The person above me managed to rob 18 banks in 1883 whilst drunk, and managed to wipe out over $153,000 in debt.

 

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The person above me just DM'd me to say they put a used rectal thermometer under their tongue by accident.

 

[mardigain]

The person above never watched hentai

 

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The person above me just lied, i love hentai & do not have every hentai game on the site on my ignore list

 

[ninjatsu]

The person above me never read any kind of news in their lives.

 

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The person above me got 6 years in prison for importing bubble gum into

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for the 8th time, i read that in the news

 

[MadKingLear2]

The person above me has no internal monologue whatsoever, except for the Wii's Mii Channel music on repeat forever.

 

[berzerker5150]

The person above me has a harem of cheap sex dolls. All GILFs

 

[MadKingLear2]

The person above me buys all their sex toys from Temu. Not to actually use, but to collect and display like bootleg Funko Pops.