(Chlorophyllum molybdite) will make you barf or shit your pants, do not eat Chlorophyllum molybdite
Syzygites megalocarpus is not fungus, its a type of mold.
I just alerted all my friends for a second time today to add massive amounts of reactions to the person above me post because I find their humour to be so completely hilarious that I'm unable to contain my laughter & may have let out a little pee.
The person above me is currently dating a gender neutral AI adult chatbot, called DerekHelen and has put it down as their +1 for the upcoming company BBQ.
The person above me doesn't consider a dinner Gourmet unless they eat in front of a TV. Columbo reruns in particular make any meal especially cozy, followed by older seasons of Midsommer Murders.
The person above me is solely responsible for trolling Guy Standing's Wikipedia page. Often reported for changing the portrait caption to "Guy Standing sitting".
The person above me recently mailed themselves inside a Home Depot box, to Area 51, Nevada. ("To find out the truth man")
They have no recollection of what went down, or how they got back here, but have since gained the surprising ability to taste and smell people's thoughts.