discussion The Lurker Zoo

[whydoineedto]

What use is he, though? Only the females produce caviar!

 

[Tosser]

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[anon670-1]

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In honor of Slumster's new position on the site I present the newest exhibit in the zoo:

The Danish Gigantisk Tudse

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Pictured: @Slumdum with his handler @-Bonk-
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The Gigantisk Tudse (Giant Toad) is one of Denmark’s most fascinating and fearsome creatures. Native to the deep, misty marshlands of Jutland, this enormous amphibian can grow to the size of a small house, with warty, moss-covered skin and glowing red eyes. In folklore, the Tudse is known for its aggressive nature, fiercely guarding its territory and capable of unleashing a toxic croak that can stun anyone who dares to approach.

However, not all Gigantisk Tudse are as fierce as their reputation suggests. Legend tells of Bonky the Peacemaker, a kind-hearted villager who, through his calming music, managed to pacify even the most fearsome Tudse. His peaceful influence turned the creature from a terrifying menace into a gentle guardian of the marshes.

Today, the Gigantisk Tudse is a symbol of both strength and redemption, reminding us of the power of patience, kindness, and the surprising connections that can form between humans and nature.

Fun Fact: The Tudse’s croak can be heard up to 3 kilometers away in the wild — but don’t worry, here at the zoo, it's all calm and peaceful!

 

[BananaPrincess]

@Slumdum has made it, now a T-mod!

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Which is a Tyrannosaurus mod, or we could call him The Slumosaurus Rex [rawr rawr]

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[Tosser]

@Slumdum has made it, now a T-mod!

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Which is a Tyrannosaurus mod, or we could call him The Slumosaurus Rex [rawr rawr]

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Slumosaurus Rex happily cleaning up threads.

 

[User_108364]

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[sullys]

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What makes him evil?

 

[Tosser]

What makes him evil?

Well, some would say nature, others nurture....

 

[User_108364]

The gooserog performing its traditional christmas dance to the delight of the local pigeons.

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[MattShizzle]

I didn't get an appearance yet. Not here as much as some, but been more regularly lately. I mean the big thread, not this particular one.

 

[Slumdum]

I didn't get an appearance yet. Not here as much as some, but been more regularly lately. I mean the big thread, not this particular one.

Well, ask and you shall receive!
But please be quiet, the rare meerzle is finally coming out from hiding!

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[Helenar]

Chimpanzeo trying to figure out how to put a jumper on is not something I was ever expecting to witness, but alas!

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[BananaPrincess]

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The Red Butt Philippine Baboon. These baboons are omnivorous and will eat just about anything edible,
but their favorite food is spicy food and they have a love for chili beans.

 

[MattShizzle]

No wonder their asses look like that if they eat anything...

 

[congtu95]

Thank god i find this thread

 

[User_108364]

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Yes. I made a cat a cat. Sue me.

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[Sarya]

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Yes. I made a cat a cat. Sue me.

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I won't sue you, this image is so cute!

 

[Strut]

Sue me.

Okay

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[User_108364]

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[Tosser]

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The second one is easy enough. At first I thought the first one had a wolf in it for some reason....

Spoiler: Don't look unless you want to know the answers.

Two more, but not mimebras - mimeguines and lemimes.