discussion The Lurker Zoo

[whydoineedto]

You can, but you have to edit the quote in the bbcode. I'll fix your post for you.

that quote hahahaha, love it.

 

[Tosser]

@mime is priceless.

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[Tosser]

I can be a bit savage at times.

Savage Mime.

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[floydrowx77]

Not gonna lie threads like this are nice.

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[User_118086]

Not gonna lie threads like this are nice.

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NICE!!!!!

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[-Bonk-]

Thought i kept hearing slumthing buzzing around my ears !!! It's none other
than a SLUMBLE BEE

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@Slumdum

 

[Tosser]

Thought i kept hearing slumthing buzzing around my ears !!! It's none other
than a SLUMBLE BEE

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@Slumdum

I heard that @Evil Surgeon had stolen some hair strands to get your DNA, and then started to experiment.

Now we have the Skonk, and the Bonch.

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Spoiler: For those wondering whether that's just a random head placement...

...it's not.

 

[colbyjack21]

Not gonna lie threads like this are nice.

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Coming into this chat like

 

[whydoineedto]

Coming into this chat like

you forgot to insert yout attachment.

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[Tosser]

you forgot to insert yout attachment.

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[whydoineedto]

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[aminam]

WOW the lore extends with the most majestic zoo ever

 

[BananaPrincess]

Thought i kept hearing slumthing buzzing around my ears !!! It's none other
than a SLUMBLE BEE

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@Slumdum

Slumble Bee Yay!

 

[whydoineedto]

I almost forgot to add these.

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[User_108364]

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Edit:

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[whydoineedto]

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[Tosser]

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What use is he, though? Only the females produce caviar!

 

[whydoineedto]

What use is he, though? Only the females produce caviar!

 

[Tosser]

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[anon670-1]

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In honor of Slumster's new position on the site I present the newest exhibit in the zoo:

The Danish Gigantisk Tudse

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Pictured: @Slumdum with his handler @-Bonk-
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The Gigantisk Tudse (Giant Toad) is one of Denmark’s most fascinating and fearsome creatures. Native to the deep, misty marshlands of Jutland, this enormous amphibian can grow to the size of a small house, with warty, moss-covered skin and glowing red eyes. In folklore, the Tudse is known for its aggressive nature, fiercely guarding its territory and capable of unleashing a toxic croak that can stun anyone who dares to approach.

However, not all Gigantisk Tudse are as fierce as their reputation suggests. Legend tells of Bonky the Peacemaker, a kind-hearted villager who, through his calming music, managed to pacify even the most fearsome Tudse. His peaceful influence turned the creature from a terrifying menace into a gentle guardian of the marshes.

Today, the Gigantisk Tudse is a symbol of both strength and redemption, reminding us of the power of patience, kindness, and the surprising connections that can form between humans and nature.

Fun Fact: The Tudse’s croak can be heard up to 3 kilometers away in the wild — but don’t worry, here at the zoo, it's all calm and peaceful!