I've always been borderline hypersexual. I was physically attracted to girls/women at a very young age and as I got older I started experimenting with boundaries and I feel like the social norms kept those boundaries intact anywhere outside of my head. Since the advent of Internet porn, I have expanded from the more vanilla tastes to more "risque". I started with the usual penis goes in vagina type of fantasy - and I was fantasizing about every attractive woman I met. Never followed them or hit on them in any way, just fantasized about them. The older I got/get the more I expanded my limits of what I enjoyed and when I discovered VNs and porn games, that was a catalyst for me to explore more extreme avenues that would normally be off limits or unavailable to me in "real-life"
I obviously have a problem or addiction. Watching Hockey game and when commercials came on
my twisted mind started linking game tags here with slogans/taglines in the commercials.
Rape - Have it your way ( Burger King )
Virgin - Once you pop, the fun don’t stop ( Pringles )
Scat - What can brown do for you ( UPS )
Prostituion - t’s free and always will be! ( Facebook )
Incest - When you’re here, you’re family. ( Olive Garden )
Gay - Taste the rainbow. ( Skittles )
Vaginal sex - Think outside the bun. ( Taco Bell )
Oral sex - Melts in your mouth, not in your hands. ( M&M's )
Loli - The best a man can get. ( Gillette )
Should i seek professional help ? Think of any funny or good ones.....let's hear them