4 Years of Service
- Allow others to update?
- no
- Developer Name
- RiotRedCat
- Developer Links
- Version
- 0.1.1
- Latest Update
- Oct 28, 2026
- Release Date
- Oct 27, 2026
- Language
- English
- OS
- Windows
Overview:
Schlong Commander is an adults-only programming puzzle game. You don't steer the craft — you program it. Snap drag-and-drop code blocks together (move, rotate, loop, wait, branch, react to events) and send a tiny spacecraft with a very specific payload on its way to the woman on the landing pad. Get her to the top of the climax meter, beat each challenge's par time and block count, and earn stars that unlock new crafts and blocks.
Schlong Commander is an adults-only programming puzzle game. You don't steer the craft — you program it. Snap drag-and-drop code blocks together (move, rotate, loop, wait, branch, react to events) and send a tiny spacecraft with a very specific payload on its way to the woman on the landing pad. Get her to the top of the climax meter, beat each challenge's par time and block count, and earn stars that unlock new crafts and blocks.
3D Game, Puzzle, Sandbox, Animated, Vaginal Sex, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Toys, Sci-fi Planned: more characters, crafts and challenges
1. Extract the zip. 2. Run SchlongCommander.exe.
v0.1.1 - Fixed: after switching character, pressing Play (or a key program) did nothing until you clicked somewhere. - Fixed: error spam at startup from the block palette. - Sound fixes. - Smaller download for the online version (95 MB, was 106 MB). v0.1 First public build.
The game starts with the sound off — turn the volume up under Menu > Settings.
Fully playable offline. The Discord button only opens the Discord page in your browser.
A browser version is also available on the itch.io page.
Fully playable offline. The Discord button only opens the Discord page in your browser.
A browser version is also available on the itch.io page.
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