discussion PILF - Pokémon I'd Like to Fuck

[MattShizzle]

Why should I want to fuck a Pokémon? I don´t get it.

Agreed.

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[Hynegard]

I will just drop this here:

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[Gigi No Gigi]

Ditto can literally turn into anything...

 

[Shmooman]

Jinx

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[inquisitorhawke96]

Just posting a meme

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[lcanon]

goddaym, i opened this thread thinking pokemon characters, well to each thier own,
i will probably choose geodude Ditto.

 

[NullRien]

what the fuck

 

[Cooljim1]

cant say ive really watched pokemon but, id say dark magician girl from yugioh

 

[Republican Bear]

They would have to be humanoid female Pokemon otherwise that's just plain bestiality.

 

[kikomascado]

They would have to be humanoid female Pokemon otherwise that's just plain bestiality.

Pokémon are sentient, so I'm not sure if it would be in fact bestiality. Don't know the specifics. Hahaha

 

[Jake_B]

Does anybody have a simple chart of the most common pokemon? I think I know only a small fraction of them. Gardevoir and Lopbunny are looking quite nice, but they are also two legged and more humanoid than many others.
Wasn't there also a fish?

 

[MattShizzle]

Never had anything to do with any of that.

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[Hexborn_Magus]

Pokémon are sentient, so I'm not sure if it would be in fact bestiality. Don't know the specifics. Hahaha

I'd say interspecies, like having sex with some aliens or any fantasy race. Like, nobody questions sex with a kobold, but sex with a charmander is practically no different and it gets called bestiality.

 

[User_48178]

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned Lucario or Salazzle so far.

i dont get the vaporeon thing either

It's an old copypasta possibly based on the idea that stories of mermaids are actually sailors bragging about boning a manatee. It's well known enough that just saying you'd fuck Vaporeon is a meme itself. If you want the whole thing the best version is a video using AI to make Tucker Carlson read it. I'm sure you can find it on YouTube if you just look up Tucker Carlson Vaporeon.

 

[kikomascado]

I'd say interspecies, like having sex with some aliens or any fantasy race. Like, nobody questions sex with a kobold, but sex with a charmander is practically no different and it gets called bestiality.

I think since Charmander is not a final evolution, even though it could be older or higher leveled, it maybe appears as a younger or by extent, less aware of things. I don't know.

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned Lucario or Salazzle so far.

I did briefly mentioned it. I've seen some images of it, so it must be somewhat popular with furries/scalies.

It's an old copypasta possibly based on the idea that stories of mermaids are actually sailors bragging about boning a manatee. It's well known enough that just saying you'd fuck Vaporeon is a meme itself. If you want the whole thing the best version is a video using AI to make Tucker Carlson read it. I'm sure you can find it on YouTube if you just look up Tucker Carlson Vaporeon.

I remember back then Mudkip was also a meme in that same way. Water type quadrupeds must have it hard...

 

[User_48178]

I think since Charmander is not a final evolution, even though it could be older or higher leveled, it maybe appears as a younger or by extent, less aware of things. I don't know.

It's probably more about how they're depicted. In the games they have an animalistic cry or roar, in the anime they can only say their name, they live in the wild without using tools, and most of them have a more beastly appearance. Gives the impression that they're just mindless animals and not the intelligent companions the lore describes them as.

I remember back then Mudkip was also a meme in that same way. Water type quadrupeds must have it hard...

Or take it hard.

 

[GeeVerity]

Jynx goes without saying

 

[blackstars91]

Ditto i mean u got a shapeshifting pokemon okay the eyes a are bit funky :') but imagine the possibility

 

[xanxus07]

I guess the usual sexualized 1s:
Gardevoir
Lopunny
Salazzle
Braxien

 

[K4r45u]

I don't think they can consent so no?