PILF - Pokémon I'd Like to Fuck

[kikomascado]

Sometime ago I was talking to one friend of mine about how many people would get down with a Pokémon and got curious, so since the coin bonus is active I gotta ask: If Pokémon existed and sex with them wasn't frowned upon, would you do it? They're sentient beings capable of consent and the games state that long ago it was common to humans and Pokémon to marry, after all.

I don't think you need to be a furry to do so. There is a lot of humanoid ones that seems pretty cute.
Which species do you think would be the most desired? Gardevoir seems the most obvious, but I've seem people fawning over Lopunny, Salazzle, and even Mudkip and Vaporeon (which I still don't know if they are kidding or not. To each their own, I guess)

 

[MattShizzle]

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[gravlerblack]

i dont get the vaporeon thing either

 

[kikomascado]

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Answer it. It's for science!

 

[Gravespawn]

I guess a Ditto sense you can get anything due to it shapeshifting power.

 

[MattShizzle]

Answer it. It's for science!

Never been into Pokemon. I was grown when it came out. Besides they're cartoons. And animals. WTF???

 

[kikomascado]

I guess a Ditto sense you can get anything due to it shapeshifting power.

In XY (I think) it gets heavily implied that Ditto can indeed learn to transform into other humans, and that one of them even learned how to talk!
So yeah, I forgot about them, but they seems to be the correct answer.

Never been into Pokemon. I was grown when it came out. Besides they're cartoons. And animals. WTF???

Half the porn in the world must be cartoons. And humans are also animals.

 

[7dcJxevVmeDdh6SRiA4N]

Gardevoir is easily the hottest pokemon there is!

 

[Gravespawn]

Sense we are talking about this, maybe this video will help.

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[sincinbearcity]

I guess a Ditto sense you can get anything due to it shapeshifting power.

but the eyes

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[kikomascado]

but the eyes

In the games the eyes get transformed on the target eyes, just like the rest of the body. The human Ditto I mentioned is even said to be unrecognizable from a real human (Again, I think. It's been some time).

 

[Gravespawn]

but the eyes

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The lore was only one ditto that could not transformed it face but the funny face became a meme so sometime they will have ditto not change the face but originally, they all could change the face.

 

[Gravespawn]

If Ditto is a no go because of the face (sense they sometimes change the face and sometime they can't ), how about a Mew? They also have the Transformation ability.

 

[sincinbearcity]

In the games the eyes get transformed on the target eyes, just like the rest of the body. The human Ditto I mentioned is even said to be unrecognizable from a real human (Again, I think. It's been some time).

The lore was only one ditto that could not transformed it face but the funny face became a meme so sometime they will have ditto not change the face but originally, they all could change the face.

Y'all blew my mind. I thought ditto face was a curse for all dittos this whole time. Imagine it's the O face of ditto though

 

[Zoral64]

I've never been a huge "furry" fan, but I've played pokemon since the first 151 showed up. And , I suppose, to think of them in a sexual manner would make an odd type of sense, considering all the weird and twisted backstories that some of them have, and some of the hidden sexual elements and androgyny within the cartoon series.

 

[Zoral64]

I've never really thought about before but I guess if I was going to pick one, I'd probably choose Gardevoir. I've always been a fan of the poison leaf/jungle types and Gardevoir has human level intelligence. That being said, I should warn anyone who isn't as "flexible" about their sexual tastes as myself, that when it comes to Gardevior, less than 5% of them are female. Seriously, look it up. Its canon

 

[Zoral64]

Seriously, if you're more interested in "lady bits" when it comes to that evolutionary line, You'd have better luck with Gallade

 

[kikomascado]

The lore was only one ditto that could not transformed it face but the funny face became a meme so sometime they will have ditto not change the face but originally, they all could change the face.

Damn, even on the original games it was impossible to find Ditto normally, somebody would need to glitch the Matrix to it.

I've never been a huge "furry" fan, but I've played pokemon since the first 151 showed up. And , I suppose, to think of them in a sexual manner would make an odd type of sense, considering all the weird and twisted backstories that some of them have, and some of the hidden sexual elements and androgyny within the cartoon series.

I also ain't a furry, but I find Gardevoir, Lilligant and Hatterene, for example, pretty cute.

I've never really thought about before but I guess if I was going to pick one, I'd probably choose Gardevoir. I've always been a fan of the poison leaf/jungle types and Gardevoir has human level intelligence. That being said, I should warn anyone who isn't as "flexible" about their sexual tastes as myself, that when it comes to Gardevior, less than 5% of them are female. Seriously, look it up. Its canon
Seriously, if you're more interested in "lady bits" when it comes to that evolutionary line, You'd have better luck with Gallade

No. Gardevoir is 50% Female and 50% Male, Gallade is 100% Male.

 

[Zoral64]

Damn, even on the original games it was impossible to find Ditto normally, somebody would need to glitch the Matrix to it.


I also ain't a furry, but I find Gardevoir, Lilligant and Hatterene, for example, pretty cute.


No. Gardevoir is 50% Female and 50% Male, Gallade is 100% Male.

Really? Now I'm confused. I'm gonna have to look up pokemon lore again.. hmmm how odd.

 

[kikomascado]

Really? Now I'm confused. I'm gonna have to look up pokemon lore again.. hmmm how odd.

A curiosity that I liked was that Marill and Azumarill were the only Pokémon that could be trans; Azurill was 75% Female and 25% Male and Marill was 50% Female and 25% Male, so 1/3 of the female Azurill became a male Marill upon evolution.

But yeah, getting back on the subject, maybe I wouldn't even mind if my Gardevoir didn't have "lady bits". Who knows?