discussion Is it gay to fuck your homie in the ass but you didnt come and your socks were still on?

[Hoodz]

You've gotta appreciate that the poll is perfectly 50/50. OP is truly Schrödinger's gay man.

I reacted with the Butt Pitrate one ha ha ha I wasn't sure if anyone would get that

 

[someranndo]

Only if you hold onto his socks when you orgasm to make sure that their toes don't curl.

 

[Ataraxis]

did you say "no homo" then not.. otherwise pretty gay..

 

[xXxLunaxXx]

did you say "no homo" then not.. otherwise pretty gay..

But what if the socks he's wearing have "no homo" sewn onto them? Does that cancel out being gay, or does he still have to say "no homo"?

 

[jonrexx]

Wait... What colour were the socks? Super important information that you left out.

the socks were on!

 

[jonrexx]

did you say "no homo" then not.. otherwise pretty gay..

i said it!

 

[richpalmer]

the socks were on!

If the socks were on, you're probably fine, but best not do it more than five or six more times, just to be safe.

 

[xXxLunaxXx]

i said it!

Then it's not gay... but next time, say it twice just to be doubly sure.

 

[KindredDev]

Did you shave the ass cheeks first?

 

[highlrecommend]

It's been a rule since Roman times. Socks on - not gay, not gay at all

Ancient Roman Rule was, as long as you are not the one getting fucked in the ass you are not gay.
Roman's didn't wear socks because wearing socks & sandals is super gay !!

 

[Intorpecido]

The way I learned it growing up, girls wear pink and boys wear blue, so just don't mix up the sock colors and you won't have any problems.

 

[Haon]

Sometimes it is gay.
Sometimes that's a-okay.

 

[richpalmer]

i said it!

But did you say it first? If he said it first, then you have a problem.

 

[xXxLunaxXx]

But did you say it first? If he said it first, then you have a problem.

But not if he's wearing blue socks, then once is enough, because blue is straight.

 

[richpalmer]

But not if he's wearing blue socks, then once is enough, because blue is straight.

Hm. Math checks out.

 

[xXxLunaxXx]

Hm. Math checks out.

But like you said earlier, he was only supposed to do it 5 or 7 times, just to be sure.

 

[Skux]

Never gay to help a homie out.

 

[Novn]

Thread like this is one of those things outside quantum mechanics that made me ponder for a moment.

 

[richpalmer]

But like you said earlier, he was only supposed to do it 5 or 7 times, just to be sure.

Gay x 7 ÷ number of socks = Profit!

 

[xXxLunaxXx]

Gay x 7 ÷ number of socks = Profit!

I typed that into Google, and this is the result.

Does that mean if I'm only gay 14 times, I've made a $7 profit, provided I'm wearing a pair of socks?

I think we need a gay nerd for that.

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