"Sorry guys, this month's update will be late (again) because you know how my cat has cancer (which made me miss last month's release)? Well I was taking her to kitty chemo and one of the hospital machines overloaded and sent out an EMP that fried my hard drive and the sparks gave me a heart attack so I may be late next month too. So sorry, appreciate the support!"
"So Chapter 30 releases tomorrow, but I was looking back at some Chapter 1 stuff and it just doesn't look right, so starting next month I'm going to be remastering the entire game from scratch..."
"Renpy just doesn't have the functions I want so I'm switching engines to Tyrano, or maybe Godot, I'll try both and see."
"Hey guys, SweetieFox posting for the DoomedProject dev team. Sadly our team members FlakyArtist LousyWriter and BuggyCoder have all left for, umm, personal reasons, anyone out there know how to code write and/or do renders?"
"Hey guys, sorry I've been out of touch for the last 16 months haha, pinky swear I've been working super hard on Chapter 3! Here's a couple non sequitur lewd renders of a girl my MC hasn't held hands with yet, thanks for your support!"
"Hey guys, sorry I'm kinda behind on my release schedule, just wanted to announce this new project I'm working on- Darkstalker: Rise of the Witchalok! Don't worry, I promise DRotW won't take any of my time away from A New Beginning: The Awakening: Family Summer!"
"[Last online: December 7, 2018]"