My choice is probably any of the NLT MCs (Not from Lust Epidemic though)
Possibly Desert Stalker since you can be a completely good guy focused MC in that.
Too subjective. You'll like the one who's most like you, who says and does things you would do in that situation.
What we can do is reach a consensus that the worst MCs are the perpetually horny ones who make bad jokes about being horny all the time. No matter if the situation is serious, sad, or emotional, they'll make a stupid joke about how horny they are because their personality is one-dimensional.