Why is it whenever you call a doctors office for an appointment before you even get the evil voice mail fortress options you always get THIS:
“We are affiliated with St. Genericus Hospital.” Cool. You don’t care. You’re not writing a research paper.
“Our hours are Monday through Friday…” You’re not trying to book Sunday at 7pm. You’re not a chaos wizard.
“We recently updated our system!” Congratulations? You want a medal?You’re not calling to admire their software patch notes.
“Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed.” They ALWAYS say this.I t’s the “wet floor” sign of phone systems.
“Visit our website!” If you wanted the website, you’d be ON the website.
“Due to high call volume…” They ALWAYS have high call volume .It’s not a condition. It’s a personality trait.