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A FUNGUS THAT MAKES YOU DO WHAT IT WANTS YOU TO DO WITH YOUR BUTT LOL
Oops, sorry for the caps
Sounds like the plot to a game about Ork-Futas going to town on some poor butts (both female and male ... you know the type of game).
And if you are wondering "why Ork?": in some lore Orks are considered fungi