Beautiful art Simon -- I should explain my Ginger phobia. Long ago and far away I dated a beautiful Ginger - perfect in every way -- except -- she had braces. After a fairly "vigorous" love making session I found my penis has suffered quite a few ummm -- lacerations. I was concerned and went to see a Doctor about the damage and my fears. After explaining the circumstance of my injuries the Doctor looked me straight in the eye and said: "What do you do for an encore, put it in a meat grinder?" Twas a sad time for my psyche and all future uncbuck / Ginger relations. I still get flashbacks.
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