It's mind blowing. America is a country with so many immigration from all around the world, so many different people, they all forced to understand and tolerate different traditions and ways of thinking. I don't understand how it isn’t the most open, liberal and happy place in the world.
Well I'm.. not sure those puzzle pieces fit together quite the way you're picturing, but I agree with the general sentiment when it comes to puritanical thoughts regarding sexuality/intimacy.
At least you guys made something fun out of it, but I could imagine, maybe your girls was a little scared when it happened.
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Honestly, they weren't even irritated. We were all angry after learning that the police had been called on us for no reason but after seeing the officer that responded we all felt relieved and they took the opportunity to be little devils.
First thing they did after the officer left was sit on my lap, give me a kiss together and stare at the woman for a few minutes. I could barely keep myself from laughing.
They knew exactly how they could get to this woman and after messing with their night, they made sure to do it and to be honest - I was completely fine with it. You don't mess with my family.
Old hag ended up leaving fairly quickly afterwards.
Oh wow.
So what I’m hearing is (because time is tied to gravity) - you’re saying I got so astronomically thicc that my gravitational pull split timelines??
That I’m out here causing cosmic disturbances just by existing??
I mean, sure… I am a force of nature.
But calling me a walking black hole?
Bold of you. Very bold...
"Thicc"?
"Thicc"?!
No, my dearest black hole..
THICCC*
Three C's Hephaestus! THREE C'S!
..and you know what I'll never forget? How you'd draw everything and everyone in.. and create such light and splendor when you released it.
Your name, Hephaestus.. is it such a coincidence you chose this one?
You're a creator, Hephaestus. Not a destroyer. Leave such bloody business to the damaged and broken, like me.
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the men of letters are from supernatural
"Men-of-letter" is a group from the tv show Supernatural. Dean WincHester (with a H and less incest) is where my name comes from and I know it is one of Slum's favourite shows. Due to the connection and the fact Slum was talking to you about your name now being letters, I made a failed attempt at a joke.
Hah. Sorry, you two. I've never actually watched the show.
I've seen enough clips and memes to know enough to usually follow along when it's brought up but not this time.
If it makes you guys feel any better, I shared the joke with my wife and she giggled (she really likes the show).
I much prefer our Dean (the added incest is a bonus).