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Anti-Social & Lurker - Hideout spot

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I swear all this talk of spam lately, I think its time to plan a spam dinner
Spam -- i loves me some spam!

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Spam is fucking amazing. Don’t feel like cooking? Spam. Don’t have spam? Cold canned ravioli it is then
Spam is already cooked -- It does have congealed fat and such - but in a pinch - just cut it into slices and put it on a sandwich with some cheese and spicy mustard and you are good to go.

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He isn't used to people doing that so he was startled a bit at first i think, but things evolved from this and i gradually become increasingly submissive to him and he becomes my master.
Welp it seems to have worked for you

 

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All rejoice—Cow Pig Santa is here to give milk to all fresh from my udders today and lots of bacon, pork, and sausage.
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Welcome back Cow.. Pig... Santa?
I'm uhh gonna pass on the "milk" thing, and not sure of the quality of the bacon, pork and sausages...
Good to see you though! :p
 

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Once I get my 750 coins and upgrade my membership, what’s the first games I should try from the games+? Open to any and all recommendations
Welp I wish I could help you there -- but --------

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Welcome back Cow.. Pig... Santa?
I'm uhh gonna pass on the "milk" thing, and not sure of the quality of the bacon, pork and sausages...
Good to see you though! :p
Good to be here don't worry about the meat was freshly cooked this morning and the milk took a few rubs to cum out
 
All rejoice—Cow Pig Santa is here to give milk to all fresh from my udders today and lots of bacon, pork, and sausage.
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Welcome back Cow.. Pig... Santa?
I'm uhh gonna pass on the "milk" thing, and not sure of the quality of the bacon, pork and sausages...
Good to see you though! :p

Welcome back.
a man in a black shirt is making a funny face and looking at the camera .

Yeah, I'll uhm... just follow slums lead and pass on the whole meal.
 
Anyone else here a foot loving freak? If so, today's your lucky day, I'm doing a
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It's the Lewdian secret language -- you will grow accustomed to it over time - and perhaps receive personal training

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im trying 😭
 

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Good to be here don't worry about the meat was freshly cooked this morning and the milk took a few rubs to cum out
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Anyone else here a foot loving freak? If so, today's your lucky day, I'm doing a
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@BakaChan something for ya?
 

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Interesting news break today -- Just minutes ago @conzibald was arrested for certain "events" that occurred in his kitchen. Whilst it is assumed that with his political connections his time behind bars will be measured in a few hours at most a temporary stand in has been hired to fulfill his kitchen duties until his return. Our film crew was there when the initial infraction occurred and for the installation of the hastily acquired "temp"

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@BakaChan something for ya?
Take this cow pig for a ride like you've never before Make me mewwwwww all over the place and kitty @Sarya can drink all the milk that is left
 
Interesting news break today -- Just minutes ago @conzibald was arrested for certain "events" that occurred in his kitchen. Whilst it is assumed that with his political connections his time behind bars will be measured in a few hours at most a temporary stand in has been hired to fulfill his kitchen duties until his return. Our film crew was there when the initial infraction occurred and for the installation of the hastily acquired "temp"

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Take this cow pig for a ride like you've never before Make me mewwwwww all over the place and kitty @Sarya can drink all the milk that is left
could not be bothered to find more
 

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Always been curious about this -- Did Conzi make you his slave or did you suddenly just decide to adopt him as your master? -- perhaps as a form of protection from others here? Much like getting yourself put under the protection of the nastiest person in prison?

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NO NO NO you have this all wrong it's supposed to look like this

 

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Spam -- i loves me some spam!

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Spam is already cooked -- It does have congealed fat and such - but in a pinch - just cut it into slices and put it on a sandwich with some cheese and spicy mustard and you are good to go.

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Welp it seems to have worked for you

Definitely gonna have to grab some spam for the grocery store on the way home from work today. Fried spam grilled cheese is calling out to me
 
Definitely gonna have to grab some spam for the grocery store on the way home from work today. Fried spam grilled cheese is calling out to me
Don't forget the milk too it might be a bit creamy but that adds flavour to it
 
Don't forget the milk too it might be a bit creamy but that adds flavour to it
Something I found strange for awhile but has grown on me, but dunking your sandwich/burger/fries in your milkshake is amazing. Maybe in a cold glass of milk will work as well 🤔
 
NO NO NO you have this all wrong it's supposed to look like this
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The Conzi lore gets crazier the more I read about it. You should call it the Conzi Cinematographic Universe (CCU) and make the biggest franchise of movies ever


 

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Reminds me in Jr high some guy tried to imitate the Swedish Chef from the muppets:
(in his voice)
"Today we fook the Sweedish chicken. Heerrree Chicken...
pork! pork! pork! pork!
Today we feel the Sweedish titties... heeeerrrre titties..."
 
Reminds me in Jr high some guy tried to imitate the Swedish Chef from the muppets:
(in his voice)
"Today we fook the Sweedish chicken. Heerrree Chicken...
pork! pork! pork! pork!
Today we feel the Sweedish titties... heeeerrrre titties..."
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