3 Years of Service
Aight, will do... In fact, here's the flaming communism session that I've been craving~
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Communism: the ideology so horrifyingly inept that it makes the Black Plague look like a mild inconvenience. It promises equality but only delivers three things: starvation, oppression, and graves so full they need overflow parking. It’s like giving your economy a lobotomy and wondering why it’s drooling on itself.
Let’s start with Che Guevara, the wannabe revolutionary icon plastered on every hipster’s T-shirt. People wear his face like he’s a freedom fighter, but Che wasn’t fighting for freedom—he was a bloodthirsty zealot who personally oversaw firing squads, declared he loved killing, and once said, “A revolutionary must become a cold killing machine motivated by pure hate.” So yeah, put that on a mug, Karen. His idea of justice was murdering political opponents, imprisoning homosexuals, and driving Cuba into an economic abyss. Iconic, right?
Then we’ve got Joseph Stalin, the human embodiment of genocide and paranoia. Stalin’s policies led to the deaths of at least 20 million people—through purges, gulags, and the Holodomor, a man-made famine so brutal that desperate Ukrainians resorted to eating grass, bark, and each other. Meanwhile, Stalin lived it up in luxury, surrounded by sycophants who were too terrified to tell him his mustache looked stupid.
And let’s not forget Mao Zedong, the Chinese butcher who thought starving 45 million people during the Great Leap Forward was just a good start. Mao’s agricultural policies were so absurd they included forcing farmers to melt their tools into steel they couldn’t use. People starved to death in fields full of crops because the Party decided quotas mattered more than human lives. Mao didn’t just kill people; he erased their humanity.
Then there’s Pol Pot, who decided to take communism and crank the nightmare up to 11. His Khmer Rouge killed around a quarter of Cambodia’s population in just four years. His big idea? Murdering anyone who was educated, wore glasses, or even looked like they could read a book. Cambodia wasn’t a country—it was a mass grave with borders.
And Fidel Castro, the man who turned Cuba into an island prison. Under Castro, dissent was a crime, poverty was universal, and people literally risked their lives on rafts made of garbage to escape. Meanwhile, Fidel wore Rolexes and gave hours-long speeches about “equality” to starving citizens.
But the failures of communism aren’t limited to its leaders. Let’s talk about the everyday misery:
And then there’s the body count. Communism isn’t just the leading cause of famine—it’s the leading cause of preventable death in modern history. Over 100 million people have been killed by communist regimes through executions, starvation, forced labor, and outright genocide. Stalin, Mao, and Pol Pot didn’t run countries—they ran slaughterhouses with national anthems.
And yet, despite this ocean of blood, you’ve got Western apologists who love to say, “That wasn’t real communism!” Oh, it wasn’t real communism? Then what was it—a trial run? A dress rehearsal? If every single attempt at communism ends in mass graves and economic collapse, maybe, just maybe, the problem isn’t the implementation. The problem is the ideology itself.
Communism doesn’t create equality; it creates misery. It doesn’t empower the working class; it enslaves them. It doesn’t build nations; it tears them apart. The only thing communism has ever succeeded at is proving why it should never be tried again.
Let’s start with Che Guevara, the wannabe revolutionary icon plastered on every hipster’s T-shirt. People wear his face like he’s a freedom fighter, but Che wasn’t fighting for freedom—he was a bloodthirsty zealot who personally oversaw firing squads, declared he loved killing, and once said, “A revolutionary must become a cold killing machine motivated by pure hate.” So yeah, put that on a mug, Karen. His idea of justice was murdering political opponents, imprisoning homosexuals, and driving Cuba into an economic abyss. Iconic, right?
Then we’ve got Joseph Stalin, the human embodiment of genocide and paranoia. Stalin’s policies led to the deaths of at least 20 million people—through purges, gulags, and the Holodomor, a man-made famine so brutal that desperate Ukrainians resorted to eating grass, bark, and each other. Meanwhile, Stalin lived it up in luxury, surrounded by sycophants who were too terrified to tell him his mustache looked stupid.
And let’s not forget Mao Zedong, the Chinese butcher who thought starving 45 million people during the Great Leap Forward was just a good start. Mao’s agricultural policies were so absurd they included forcing farmers to melt their tools into steel they couldn’t use. People starved to death in fields full of crops because the Party decided quotas mattered more than human lives. Mao didn’t just kill people; he erased their humanity.
Then there’s Pol Pot, who decided to take communism and crank the nightmare up to 11. His Khmer Rouge killed around a quarter of Cambodia’s population in just four years. His big idea? Murdering anyone who was educated, wore glasses, or even looked like they could read a book. Cambodia wasn’t a country—it was a mass grave with borders.
And Fidel Castro, the man who turned Cuba into an island prison. Under Castro, dissent was a crime, poverty was universal, and people literally risked their lives on rafts made of garbage to escape. Meanwhile, Fidel wore Rolexes and gave hours-long speeches about “equality” to starving citizens.
But the failures of communism aren’t limited to its leaders. Let’s talk about the everyday misery:
- Breadlines so long they wrap around the block, only for you to reach the front and find out the bread ran out.
- Entire economies collapsing because bureaucrats think supply and demand are capitalist lies.
- Neighbors spying on each other to curry favor with the secret police.
- Artists, writers, and intellectuals silenced, imprisoned, or executed because creativity doesn’t fit the Party narrative.
And then there’s the body count. Communism isn’t just the leading cause of famine—it’s the leading cause of preventable death in modern history. Over 100 million people have been killed by communist regimes through executions, starvation, forced labor, and outright genocide. Stalin, Mao, and Pol Pot didn’t run countries—they ran slaughterhouses with national anthems.
And yet, despite this ocean of blood, you’ve got Western apologists who love to say, “That wasn’t real communism!” Oh, it wasn’t real communism? Then what was it—a trial run? A dress rehearsal? If every single attempt at communism ends in mass graves and economic collapse, maybe, just maybe, the problem isn’t the implementation. The problem is the ideology itself.
Communism doesn’t create equality; it creates misery. It doesn’t empower the working class; it enslaves them. It doesn’t build nations; it tears them apart. The only thing communism has ever succeeded at is proving why it should never be tried again.
Communism, a classless, moneyless society
Not the definition, just the process
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