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What's up, what did I miss? Is it christmas yet?

Traps, femboys and futa allowed. That shit's tasty.
I couldn't have said it better myself.
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One of those very real member give him a middle finger so i guess he knows.

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Excellent work! You truly are our strongest warrior.
 

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He's being very sarcastic fyi
I know, but the last time I made a joke on something that I assumed wouldn't cause issues, people took things personally, so I figured I'd just be safer than sorry
 
how dare they become richer and more popular than the pope! serves them right or something stupid like that!
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how dare they become richer and more popular than the pope! serves them right or something stupid like that!

Well that's a good lesson to learn from king of France: when you have too much debt, kill the banker and close the bank, then debt is canceled.
 
No traps, femboys or futa allowed. That shit's nasty.
Ummmmmmm No - you need to redefine nasty -- kinky maybe

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Eh, 🤷‍♂️. I joke because taking everything in life seriously all the time gets depressing, demoralizing, and aggravating. I already think like the stereotypical grumpy old man, I'd rather not have the outlook to go with it before I even reach my late 20s,
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I know, but the last time I made a joke on something that I assumed wouldn't cause issues, people took things personally, so I figured I'd just be safer than sorry

Well that's a good lesson to learn from king of France: when you have too much debt, kill the banker and close the bank, then debt is canceled.
 

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Well that's a good lesson to learn from king of France: when you have too much debt, kill the banker and close the bank, then debt is canceled.
I mean the US did go to war with it's own government, to become it's own country, over the tax on tea among other things... Shut up it's called a joke
 
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I mean the US did go to war with it's government, to become it's own country, over the tax on tea
you may wanna double check what you just uttered. france was involved in the independence war. but not how you told it. that was UK. may be hard to differentiate those incestual nations but france fought UK and helped US
 
Well that's a good lesson to learn from king of France: when you have too much debt, kill the banker and close the bank, then debt is canceled.

Edward III of England took a softer approach. He just repudiated his debts with the Bardi of Florence, bankrupting them.
 
Good morning guys! I've only backread a little so far. Hello to everybody I didn't quote.
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You come over for dinner.. I'll invite my buddy, @mime.. and I'll show you then.

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a woman says sounds like another great party i wasn t invited to peacock

The last dinner party was great! Don't forget me next time please!

Good morning everyone, how is your day or night going. I hope everyone is having a wonderful day or night and can get home early to rest and enjoy the weekend.
Good morning.

Morning everyone. Going to be an off day today. We have our company Christmas party today. So people are going to be in and out. Unfortunately this year we have to go somewhere. Last year they catered at the building. This year we're going to a bar. For a fair amount that don't drink here not the best of all choices.
Heya TheDude. I worked at a place that had to move the party offsite, but that's because there was too much of this going on...
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Hello everyone. Hope you've all had a good week and are ready to rummage through the garbage cans during the weekend! 💕 or whatever hoomans do....
All I could think of after seeing that gif is the old Batman TV show theme music. Dunna-nunna-nunna-nunna-nunna.... Racoonman!
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Nice to see you algeo.

I hear ya Dude, in that situation I end up leaving early, biggest thing for me is I find drunk people incredibly annoying if I am sober.
Almost wonder if I was annoying when I drank a lot...:unsure:
I sympathize. But the problem is sobriety.
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Just kidding. Alcohol fucks things up. I say that having too much experience nursing hangovers.

So this is where the less talkative hang out...
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Good morning All! and happy Casual / Fuck it Friday Got a lot of coffee to drink and backreading to do but starting the day -- smiling!
Love me my coffee. Good morning uncbuck.
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So if I had written, "Hello, just passing by. Sorry that I have not spent my time on reading all 3400+ posts, but I wish you all well"
Would that have been accepted??
I'm sorry, I haven't backread more than four pages or so. What quote are you responding about? I feel that I'm missing some context.

Well that's a good lesson to learn from king of France: when you have too much debt, kill the banker and close the bank, then debt is canceled.
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Good morning Sarya. Hope you're doing well. Laughed my ass of when I saw the middle finger you gave earlier. ♥️

And hello everybody else here right now! @conzibald I see you there!
 
There used to be that group that would break mirrors, etc every time there was a Friday the 13th, but their charter made it that they disbanded the group some years back.
 
We have our company Christmas party today. So people are going to be in and out.
That sounds like a wonderful party to me - Just a jacuzzi party? or a full on Mazola part / orgy? or just a pool party? What could possibly go wrong. Anj open bar with management there -- what could possibly go wrong?

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I do the same thing. I hate being forced to party, even on someone else's time. I have much more fun shooting the bull in places like here.
Its more organic and the reactions are often funny.
Yeah I'm not a group gathering person. If there's over a certain amount of people i start feeling my anxiety kicking in.
 
So if I had written, "Hello, just passing by. Sorry that I have not spent my time on reading all 3400+ posts, but I wish you all well"
Would that have been accepted??
seeing your name and your attitude i am immediatly disappointed.
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And hello everybody else here right now! @conzibald I see you there!
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Good morning guys! I've only backread a little so far. Hello to everybody I didn't quote.
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a woman says sounds like another great party i wasn t invited to peacock

The last dinner party was great! Don't forget me next time please!


Good morning.


Heya TheDude. I worked at a place that had to move the party offsite, but that's because there was too much of this going on...
a group of people wearing party hats are dancing in an office .
a man sitting on a counter with his pants down and a sign that says ' a ' on it' a ' on it



All I could think of after seeing that gif is the old Batman TV show theme music. Dunna-nunna-nunna-nunna-nunna.... Racoonman!
a cartoon of a man in a batman costume holding a boombox over his head .

Nice to see you algeo.


I sympathize. But the problem is sobriety.
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Just kidding. Alcohol fucks things up. I say that having too much experience nursing hangovers.


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Love me my coffee. Good morning uncbuck.
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I'm sorry, I haven't backread more than four pages or so. What quote are you responding about? I feel that I'm missing some context.


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Good morning Sarya. Hope you're doing well. Laughed my ass of when I saw the middle finger you gave earlier. ♥️

And hello everybody else here right now! @conzibald I see you there!
Last year was my first one. The COO said a few things and we ate talked for a bit then left. Not a lot you can do in a machine shop lol.
 
Where's my hooman?

I saw some danish things while... uhm... conducting research into the history of lewd cinema.

I may also have edited things slightly for comedic effect.

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Where's my hooman?

I saw some danish things while... uhm... conducting research into the history of lewd cinema.

I may also have edited things slightly for comedic effect.

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@Slumdum
you just got me interested in old danish porno or softcore porno
 
you may wanna double check what you just uttered. france was involved in the independence war. but not how you told it. that was UK. may be hard to differentiate those incestual nations but france fought UK and helped US
But the British did win right? :unsure:
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But the British did win right? :unsure:
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yes because usa speaks hamburger not english, and which is still to some extent a superpower and have taken role of world police since military industrial complex rules there? and with that it is simply what national wrote it? and for whom?

joke was so good i forgot to laugh
 
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