(Verse 1)
Well, it started on a Tuesday, I felt a little strange,
Underlord was feeling off, like something had to change,
He’d been eating spicy food, and it’s takin' its toll,
Now he's running to the bathroom, with no time to stroll.
(Pre-Chorus)
Oh, the fire in his belly, and the rumble in his soul,
Underlord’s on a mission, and he’s losin' all control.
(Chorus)
Underlord, Underlord, he's got the runs,
Movin’ faster than the speed of the sun,
Down on his knees, he’s fightin’ the fight,
Underlord’s diarrhea keepin’ him up all night.
(Verse 2)
He tried to drink some water, tried to eat some bread,
But every time he stood up, it hit him like lead,
His kingdom’s in chaos, his throne’s on the line,
Underlord’s in the bathroom, just wastin’ his time.
(Pre-Chorus)
Oh, the pressure's on high, he's gotta survive,
Underlord’s gotta make it out of this alive.
(Chorus)
Underlord, Underlord, he’s on the go,
Runnin’ through the halls with no place to show,
Can’t stop the storm, can’t end the fight,
Underlord’s diarrhea’s takin’ him out tonight.
(Bridge)
Now the kingdom’s in disarray,
Underlord’s trapped in his own fray,
He’s lost the throne, but he’ll fight once more,
Just as soon as he can get to the door.
(Chorus)
Underlord, Underlord, don’t give up the crown,
Even when you’re movin’ like you’re breakin' down,
Push through the pain, hold on tight,
Underlord’s diarrhea won’t take him down tonight.
(Outro)
He’ll rise again, oh, he’ll fight another day,
But right now, it’s a battle that he just can’t sway,
Underlord, oh Underlord, take a bow,
You survived, but we all know how!
