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Anti-Social & Lurker - Hideout spot

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a woman is laying in bed with a sleep mask on her eyes .




a woman in a school uniform is holding a chain and a rope .

It's ok we feel your presence in us.... Maybe that's indigestion...
Or Conzi...



a man is sitting at a table with the words is this even legal
a woman says i don t know what i m gonna do



a man wearing sunglasses and a suit is making a funny face and saying `` excuse you '' .'' .

I think you meant.
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Says the peeping tom
a christmas tree with a yellow star on top of it



a cat in the hat is holding a tennis racket and says uh-nope

Tedious? Can be. Time consuming? Sure. Difficult? nahhh.


Yeah, I was doing that prompt from the start, even tried using ()'s to hammer it into the processing but the results were lackluster at best.


I can't do more than a few pages without getting distracted. Having novel chapters being read with TTS helps but sometimes I just end up missing what the chapter said and what I was reading...


a small black and white dog with red eyes and teeth is making a funny face .



two men sitting next to each other with one saying my condolences



a cartoon of a man with the words he was here just a moment ago below him



a blue penguin with a crown on his head is surrounded by other blue penguins
a group of people standing on top of a snow covered field



elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire and saying everything is fine .



giphy.gif

No butthole shaking.



Night night slummie that I definitely didn't run into this morning...
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a little girl says have a nice nap in front of a group of kids



Nope. While some might consider them as such, greetings and goodbyes are allowed and mods will not ding you for them. It's also basic manners...

@HandholdDegen you bastard, I don't know how, but I'm sure you had something to do with this... WHERE IS MY GIGGLING PEPE?!?!?!? IT WAS RIGHT THERE!!!
a cartoon frog is covering his mouth with his hand while wearing a blue shirt .

ah, found it....

a door with the words did somebody say bedtime written on it
a black and white photo of a man laying in a bed with the words `` sleepy time '' written above him .'' written above him .



a creepy doll is laying in a bed with a red blanket and a skeleton hand



Maybe he wanted stale cum?


Not if I type faster!
a cat is sitting on a couch looking at a laptop computer .



a man in a suit is sitting at a desk with his hands up .

And I see @conzibald already took notice of you, perfect. Welcome.


a close up of a person 's face with red eyes's face with red eyes



a cartoon toaster is smiling and holding a piece of toast

Oh no! the toaster fell! what a tragedy.


He complained a lot, but the toaster ended up winning.


Oooooooh, I didn't register it at first. But that clip just brought me back like a Vietnam flashback.



[insert gif]


a black and white photo of a cat looking up
thx, I guess.


a woman says he gone in a kitchen



Yep, almost 8.

We threw you into the brig after you tipped your hand by helping conzi lol.


toaster fuck.


I am a merry band!


Hmm, when site's lagging like that I sometimes try to open it on my phone. 7/10 times it opens without issue. There's gotta be something about how the site interacts with browsers that leads to these hang-ups because sometimes all it takes is to open it in a new tab or restart the browsers. Other times it just doesn't cooperate.


michael myers is wearing a mask and making a stop gesture with his hand in the dark .



a black and white photo of marilyn monroe with the words hey bitch



He became a kitchen appliance, that's right.


a man is laying in a bed with idreammedia.com on the bottom of the screen



hiccup from how to train your dragon giving a thumbs up and the words good luck below him



a bald man wearing glasses and a suit is sitting in front of a microphone with his hands outstretched
Hello dear R2D2.
 
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@HandholdDegen you bastard, I don't know how, but I'm sure you had something to do with this... WHERE IS MY GIGGLING PEPE?!?!?!? IT WAS RIGHT THERE!!!
a cartoon frog is covering his mouth with his hand while wearing a blue shirt .

ah, found it....
God forbid a man has hobbies.
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One of my triggers -- someone says "redhead" My brain leaps first to getting head from a ginger and from there straight to Orangutans, I think it is because the first time I ever saw one, it crushed a coconut like a walnut.
sooooooo - I kinda got hooked - would be handy to have around in an apocalypse

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Now I have to peruse my extensive collection to unsee this. I don't know if I should thank you or put you on the ignore list.;)

I feel so much better not getting up to going on school runs anymore now that the kid's gran is homeschooling them oh and hope everyone is doing ok

The homeschooling subject has always fascinated me when it comes to the anglosphere. In my country kids have to stay in school at least until 15 years of age. Keeping them from school is a criminal offence punishable by law.
How does it work exacty? How do you keep track of the kid's progress?
 
Have to know:
1. Is it worth it
2. Will what makes it worth it be taken away, like P4 was.
It's not p5. No one who has access to it has ever called it p5. Because it's not. It's less interesting than p4.
 
a woman is laying in bed with a sleep mask on her eyes .




a woman in a school uniform is holding a chain and a rope .

It's ok we feel your presence in us.... Maybe that's indigestion...
Or Conzi...



a man is sitting at a table with the words is this even legal
a woman says i don t know what i m gonna do



a man wearing sunglasses and a suit is making a funny face and saying `` excuse you '' .'' .

I think you meant.
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Says the peeping tom
a christmas tree with a yellow star on top of it



a cat in the hat is holding a tennis racket and says uh-nope

Tedious? Can be. Time consuming? Sure. Difficult? nahhh.


Yeah, I was doing that prompt from the start, even tried using ()'s to hammer it into the processing but the results were lackluster at best.


I can't do more than a few pages without getting distracted. Having novel chapters being read with TTS helps but sometimes I just end up missing what the chapter said and what I was reading...


a small black and white dog with red eyes and teeth is making a funny face .



two men sitting next to each other with one saying my condolences



a cartoon of a man with the words he was here just a moment ago below him



a blue penguin with a crown on his head is surrounded by other blue penguins
a group of people standing on top of a snow covered field



elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire and saying everything is fine .



giphy.gif

No butthole shaking.



Night night slummie that I definitely didn't run into this morning...
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a little girl says have a nice nap in front of a group of kids



Nope. While some might consider them as such, greetings and goodbyes are allowed and mods will not ding you for them. It's also basic manners...

@HandholdDegen you bastard, I don't know how, but I'm sure you had something to do with this... WHERE IS MY GIGGLING PEPE?!?!?!? IT WAS RIGHT THERE!!!
a cartoon frog is covering his mouth with his hand while wearing a blue shirt .

ah, found it....

a door with the words did somebody say bedtime written on it
a black and white photo of a man laying in a bed with the words `` sleepy time '' written above him .'' written above him .



a creepy doll is laying in a bed with a red blanket and a skeleton hand



Maybe he wanted stale cum?


Not if I type faster!
a cat is sitting on a couch looking at a laptop computer .



a man in a suit is sitting at a desk with his hands up .

And I see @conzibald already took notice of you, perfect. Welcome.


a close up of a person 's face with red eyes's face with red eyes



a cartoon toaster is smiling and holding a piece of toast

Oh no! the toaster fell! what a tragedy.


He complained a lot, but the toaster ended up winning.


Oooooooh, I didn't register it at first. But that clip just brought me back like a Vietnam flashback.



[insert gif]


a black and white photo of a cat looking up
thx, I guess.


a woman says he gone in a kitchen



Yep, almost 8.

We threw you into the brig after you tipped your hand by helping conzi lol.


toaster fuck.


I am a merry band!


Hmm, when site's lagging like that I sometimes try to open it on my phone. 7/10 times it opens without issue. There's gotta be something about how the site interacts with browsers that leads to these hang-ups because sometimes all it takes is to open it in a new tab or restart the browsers. Other times it just doesn't cooperate.


michael myers is wearing a mask and making a stop gesture with his hand in the dark .





He became a kitchen appliance, that's right.
oh-my-god-wow.gif


Now that's a wall of text and gifs
 
Can't be too lonely if she is making house visits for each LC member. And I fear she'll get stuck at conz place.
you get access to everything this site has to offer, so... 2 more games with A.I characters and a clown will be sent to your house to tell you to go fuck yourself.

I have almost 15k so I'm almost there, hope the clown is a busty lonely female, can't wait.
 
It's not p5. No one who has access to it has ever called it p5. Because it's not. It's less interesting than p4.

Did that box just move?!

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Hot damn! I'm free of the pain in the ass fucking cooldown timer!
Not sure what the cooldown timer had to do with your ass but -

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Did that box just move?!

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a man in a suit and tie is saying that 's me .

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Cuddly bear!

 

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Good morning everyone! 🌊👋
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Seems like I'm starting to catch a cold over here, stupid weather changing all the time. :p
That's why I try to gather at least a couple of quotes, when I have to write goodbye to someone. :p
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The big laugh for this one Steph!
Gobbo maaaaan!

You'll get up here with us in no time!
That poor Chansey, doesn't stand a chance against that book...
Must be a magic book, since it keeps flipping...
Stop jumping when I'm not here!

There,,, Phew.... Sleep well house spouse! See you later!
Goddamnit Lix! I think you reached a little further than just the screen...
Night why, see you later, sleep well!

Stop teasing the new guys Strut! :p
How are you today?
Sorry it's not gonna be so creative today..
See I wrote that, before getting the idea you see under here...
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@Guz89 doesn't know @Shawnchapp is watching us
In the Lurker thread,
waiting to do some merges

A watchful, watchful, mod
@BeowulfKnight is planned what to do
And @mime'd kick your ass if he ever, ever saw
'All the low effort posting - that some of you do

Naughty, nautghty user
You know everyone can see what you type.
We see you trying to delete all the low effort post
But we can see all you deleted posts

Guzmeister doesn't know Shawn is watching us
In the Lurker thread,
waiting to do some merges
He's sitting there watching the screen, waiting to click it
Oh Yeah, he's gonna click!
Oh-ee-oh-ee-oh, @Slumdum is somewhere in here
He-ee-eh-ree-ee, probably reading a post
Guzmeister doesn't know Shawn is watching us
In the Lurker thread,
waiting to do some merges

Ohh, Shawny, Shawny, if you wanna do some merging
Better be fast, better be quick, than the mask wearing Guz
You gon' need to tie Guz up, cause he's clicking all the threads
We're gon' have to be quick, before all the threads are done
And Beo, Beo is ready, to press a big nuke button
Mime's here posting daily themes and give some coins
And Slum's training, on all this new mod stuff
And Slum's training, he doesn't wanna fuck up

Guzmeister doesn't know Shawn is watching us
In the Lurker thread,
waiting to do some merges
He's sitting there watching the screen, waiting to click it
Oh Yeah, he's gonna click!
Oh-ee-oh-ee-oh, Slum is somewhere in here
He-ee-eh-ree-ee, probably reading a post
Guzmeister doesn't know Shawn is watching us
In the Lurker thread,
waiting to do some merges

Oh-oh, oh-ee-oh-ee, ee-oh
Oh-oh, oh-ee-oh-ee, ee-oh
Oh-oh, oh-ee-oh-ee, ee-oh
Oh-oh, oh-ee-oh-ee, ee-oh

Praise the Slum amen
He's got 10, variants
Million dollar mime
He give coin
Comin back to the lurker thread
Cause we all know
we can't stop
Guz's harem better do some work too
If you wanna you can Praise the Slum too
I hope it at least got a smile out of you all!
Because it certainly did me!

Summoning is complete!

Lol


 

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It's on tuesday and this week feels like this
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Planning on useing lurking hidout as my therapy
 

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a black and white photo of a room with the words goodnight written in green
, seems the internet was a bitch to a lot of people yesterday.


I promise I’m leaving, but it’s so nice when @Shawnchapp @Guz89 and I are online at the same time!

The gang is back together!
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Noticed I'm getting reactions from hundreds of pages ago. To all you hardcore backreaders out there, I salute you from the distant past! (It will be by the time you get to this anyway. 🤣 )



🍵 Good Morning Everyone :coffee:!

Have a nice day !
a doll is sitting on a couch and says good morning xoxo


How do you guys end your lurker ways. Don't know what to type sometimes
a man is talking into a microphone while standing in a crowd .
 

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a black and white photo of a room with the words goodnight written in green
, seems the internet was a bitch to a lot of people yesterday.



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a doll is sitting on a couch and says good morning xoxo



a man is talking into a microphone while standing in a crowd .
Interesting choice on the bikini barista gif. I know exactly who that is. She lives in the same town as me and her stand is a few towns over. Also the only onlyfans I ever subscribed to
 
you get access to everything this site has to offer, so... 2 more games with A.I characters and a clown will be sent to your house to tell you to go fuck yourself.

I have almost 15k so I'm almost there (whoever thought 40k is a good idea, clearly hates you, it's an over kill) hope the clown is a busty lonely female, can't wait.
Its looks like you almost there all I can say is
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thinking.............................. thinking.....................................



Oh I got something...........................................

nvm idk
thinking.............................. thinking.....................................



Oh I got something...........................................

a man wearing a hat and wig is smiling and waving .
[/ISPOILER

Good morning everyone! 🌊👋
slum-everywhere-I-look.gif

Seems like I'm starting to catch a cold over here, stupid weather changing all the time. :p
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Goddamnit Lix! I think you reached a little further than just the screen...
wetcat.gif
laughing dog.gif
Hehehehe we shared the same braincell.
a cartoon frog is covering his mouth with his hand while wearing a blue shirt .


Night why, see you later, sleep well!
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a man in a red jacket and hat is making a heart with his hands .


Sorry it's not gonna be so creative today..
See I wrote that, before getting the idea you see under here...
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@Guz89 doesn't know @Shawnchapp is watching us
In the Lurker thread,
waiting to do some merges

A watchful, watchful, mod
@BeowulfKnight is planned what to do
And @mime'd kick your ass if he ever, ever saw
'All the low effort posting - that some of you do

Naughty, nautghty user
You know everyone can see what you type.
We see you trying to delete all the low effort post
But we can see all you deleted posts

Guzmeister doesn't know Shawn is watching us
In the Lurker thread,
waiting to do some merges
He's sitting there watching the screen, waiting to click it
Oh Yeah, he's gonna click!
Oh-ee-oh-ee-oh, @Slumdum is somewhere in here
He-ee-eh-ree-ee, probably reading a post
Guzmeister doesn't know Shawn is watching us
In the Lurker thread,
waiting to do some merges

Ohh, Shawny, Shawny, if you wanna do some merging
Better be fast, better be quick, than the mask wearing Guz
You gon' need to tie Guz up, cause he's clicking all the threads
We're gon' have to be quick, before all the threads are done
And Beo, Beo is ready, to press a big nuke button
Mime's here posting daily themes and give some coins
And Slum's training, on all this new mod stuff
And Slum's training, he doesn't wanna fuck up

Guzmeister doesn't know Shawn is watching us
In the Lurker thread,
waiting to do some merges
He's sitting there watching the screen, waiting to click it
Oh Yeah, he's gonna click!
Oh-ee-oh-ee-oh, Slum is somewhere in here
He-ee-eh-ree-ee, probably reading a post
Guzmeister doesn't know Shawn is watching us
In the Lurker thread,
waiting to do some merges

Oh-oh, oh-ee-oh-ee, ee-oh
Oh-oh, oh-ee-oh-ee, ee-oh
Oh-oh, oh-ee-oh-ee, ee-oh
Oh-oh, oh-ee-oh-ee, ee-oh

Praise the Slum amen
He's got 10, variants
Million dollar mime
He give coin
Comin back to the lurker thread
Cause we all know
we can't stop
Guz's harem better do some work too
If you wanna you can Praise the Slum too
I hope it at least got a smile out of you all!
Because it certainly did me!
Slum-Acolytev4.gif

Summoning is complete!
a white bird is perched on a person 's arm


Good whatever is appropriate in your timezone.
Backreading time for me, see ya later.
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Welcome newguy what games you planning to download?


good morning people, 8am here in my country but i woke up at 11pm
Yep, totally normal. I don't see issue with this at all.
a leprechaun is wearing a top hat and smoking a pipe and saying `` good morning '' .


How long did it take for you to get the thing?
The THING
a man with a beard is standing in front of a door with the words `` who are you talking to right now ? ''
a man with a scarf around his neck is looking at the camera with a surprised look on his face .


edit: Dammit I was so focused on the funny that I forgot an attachment... stupid stupid stupid
a cartoon character is standing in front of a wall

there, fixed.
 

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"Lewdie for Life" -Stuffy
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Tribute to LC in appreciation for all it has given me.​
[Intro]
(rapid keybaord clicking)

[Verse 1]
One day I went online, to the web so dark and deep,
I was looking for some content, so I could beat my meat.

I came across this corner, it was looking pretty lewd,
Found some games and pictures, that would kill your average prude.

So I whipped my willy out, and quickly settled in,
It didn't take too long, for the spanking to begin.

[Pre-Chorus]
Ooohhhh....
Lewd Corner,
Lewd Corner,
You give me all I need to fap.
Lewd Corner,
Lewd Corner,
Now I think I'll take a nap.

[Verse 2]
After I had finished, before I went to bed,
I was looking through the fourms, to see what people said.
These people they were funny, I'd found comedic gold,
So I jumped into the fray, and here's what I was told:

[Chorus]
Now-you're-one-of-us!, You're a Lewdie. You belong,
To this community of rejects, I hope we get along!

So post your stuff, share your thoughts, We won't judge you if it's wrong!
But please fol low the rules and don't post pictures of your dong.

You're safe in here to be a freak, we're all damaged to the core,
But watch out for your butthole, we've got some dirty whores.

[Pre-Chorus]
Ooohhhh....
Lewd Corner,
Lewd Corner,
You give me all I need to fap.
Lewd Corner,
Lewd Corner,
Now I think I'll take a nap.

[Verse 3]
Now it's been some time that I've been here and things have changed a lot,
New rules here and conflict there, Some things good and some things not.
But the important thing that means the most is the thing that will never rot,
People come and people go, so here's my final thought;
If you're looking for a place, deviant, freaky and perverse,
LC has what you're looking for, just listen to my verse!

[Chorus]
Now-you're-one-of-us!, You're a Lewdie. You belong,
To this community of rejects, I hope we get along!

So post your stuff, share your thoughts, We won't judge you if it's wrong!
But please fol low the rules and don't pictures of your dong.

You're safe in here to be a freak, we're all damaged to the core,
But watch out for your butthole, we've got some dirty whores.

[Pre-Chorus]
Ooohhhh....
Lewd Corner,
Lewd Corner,
You give me all I need to fap.
Lewd Corner,
Lewd Corner,
Now I think I'll take a nap.

[Fade to end]
[End]
 

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WTF, it's close enough.
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