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Hear me out: Fuck Elden Ring and Baldur's Gate 3 😂
 
Where's the light at the end of the tunnel for me? I'm tired of despair!

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You're tired of despair... You're crawling... The floor scratches your knees, your legs, it bloodies your hands... The ceiling is closing in, the gap is getting tighter, but you're crawling... Theres a light, its distant, it's small, but it's a light... And you're crawling. Is this the hope you've been looking for? The relief from the despair? You pick up pace, ignoring the pain, ignoring the cuts and scrapes, ignoring the bloodloss.... Crawling faster... The light is bigger... But then... It blinks out of existence... You're stuck, you're scared, you're thrown into total darkness, your hope is gone... Until the light appears again... You crawl again... The light blinks out again... Then back, then gone, then back... It's getting faster, it's not lasting as long... Wasting no more time... You crawl faster and faster, you bruise and batter your body, you crawl through that ever-enclosing space space, crushing your bodies proportions, until your bone pierces your skin... Until you're close to that blinking light at the end of the tunnel and then... You realise.... What is a tunnel? It's a hole... And @conzibald is fucking the only opening... He spunks on your face. The end.
 
You're tired of despair... You're crawling... The floor scratches your knees, your legs, it bloodies your hands... The ceiling is closing in, the gap is getting tighter, but you're crawling... Theres a light, its distant, it's small, but it's a light... And you're crawling. Is this the hope you've been looking for? The relief from the despair? You pick up pace, ignoring the pain, ignoring the cuts and scrapes, ignoring the bloodloss.... Crawling faster... The light is bigger... But then... It blinks out of existence... You're stuck, you're scared, you're thrown into total darkness, your hope is gone... Until the light appears again... You crawl again... The light blinks out again... Then back, then gone, then back... It's getting faster, it's not lasting as long... Wasting no more time... You crawl faster and faster, you bruise and batter your body, you crawl through that ever-enclosing space space, crushing your bodies proportions, until your bone pierces your skin... Until you're close to that blinking light at the end of the tunnel and then... You realise.... What is a tunnel? It's a hole... And @conzibald is fucking the only opening... He spunks on your face. The end.

*sighs*

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Why do you always have such cute stuff.
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cause i like cute things?


Good morning everyone! 🌊👋
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Might wanna look into changing password on your NSO?
The thief might have access to your stuff too then... 🤔
But awesome you got your save! :p
Yeah, sorry, was feeling tired. :p

Night Bonki, see you later!
Ladies and gentlemen the man has limits!
I'm almost certain that, at this point weekly discounts ain't a thing anymore, and they just happen when Kavinsky feels like it. 🤔
Good morning to you aloysious!
Hope you get better soon!
Let get this summoning started!
I call upon the dark arts, by the power given to me!
Come to the thread!
@Guz89
@Shawnchapp
@BeowulfKnight
@mime
Show them all you mighty mod powers!
Merge the doubled posts and delete the unwanted posts!

Summoning is complete!


 

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One company should not have a hand in everything
Hear me out: Fuck Elden Ring and Baldur's Gate 3 😂
Historically I never cared about Baldur's Gate and I'm still not interest today
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As for Elden Ring its Souls but bigger and as usual your chooses always amount to shit, and NO The journey is not fun getting to the destination , my time is wasted with Souls games, except Sekiro because I'm a Tenchu fan.
 
Check her games too, they're on gamecube and wii, easy to emulate.
Tks! I'll take a look 🫶

I hate that you're making me ruin my perfectly vague joke.
I hate explaining jokes, but I guess I have to.
Seems you two are making a strong connection :ROFLMAO:
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*reads a bunch of replies*

Why are you people questioning my skills as an evil surgeon?

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I know what must be done.. and so..

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Heeey Doc!
do we have any patients(victims)?
Damn, whats goin on, I feel overmentioned while kinda sleepy lazing around :O
Damn, now I feel old q.q :D
Think differently, you are more experienced 🫶:ROFLMAO:
Welp, I'm off to bed.
Bye everyone, have a good rest of your day/night! 🌊👋
See you all tomorrow! :p
Bye, Slum! Sleep well :giggle:
 

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One company should not have a hand in everything

Historically I never cared about Baldur's Gate and I'm still not interest today
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As for Elden Ring its Souls but bigger and as usually your chooses always amount to shit, and NO The journey is not fun getting to the destination , my time is wasted with Souls games, except Sekiro because I'm a Tenchu fan.
Baldur's Gate 1 and 2 were amazing. You literally play as a god and are as strong as one by the end. Baldur's Gate 3 you feel like a pussy all game and combat is 🤮 I only mentioned it because it's as overrated as Elden Ring to me and nobody is allowed to criticize either game online. Elden Ring never felt unique to me. Felt like I was playing open world Dark Souls with the exact same combat mechanics. Not a bad game overall but FromSoft does not shit candy like it's fans think. I agree with you about Sekiro. LOVED it. Definitely my favorite FromSoft game
 
As for Elden Ring its Souls but bigger and as usual your chooses always amount to shit, and NO The journey is not fun getting to the destination , my time is wasted with Souls games, except Sekiro because I'm a Tenchu fan.
it's as overrated as Elden Ring to me and nobody is allowed to criticize either game online. Elden Ring never felt unique to me. Felt like I was playing open world Dark Souls with the exact same combat mechanics. Not a bad game overall but FromSoft does not shit candy like it's fans think. I agree with you about Sekiro. LOVED it. Definitely my favorite FromSoft game

I'm the split here. LOVED Sekiro, but I know it didn't resonate with many people - I have a friend who basically only plays FromSoft games and Sekiro is so far down the bottom of his pile. So, it's nice to see other people loving it. Buuuut, I also LOVED Elden Ring - so, I'm also part of the general populus I guess. I'm not a fanbear by any means, only played DS1, Bloodborne, Sekiro, and Elden Ring. I just think the world Elden Ring gave us was such a fantastic place to explore, it had so many "Wow" moments for me, slowly uncovering how big and intertwined the landscape was.
 
Well, it's that time again, need to go to bed

Last chance to get wet
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Time to dry up
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And get to bed



Good evening/night everyone !
See you all tomorrow !
 

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Hi guys, I had a pleasant but full day, I don't even have the strenght to finish a proper backread (I will do better tomorrow).

So, a few of good dream inducing, wet pics.

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Smile...!

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Welp, I'm off to bed.
Bye everyone, have a good rest of your day/night! 🌊👋
See you all tomorrow! :p
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Hi guys, I had a pleasant but full day, I don't even have the strenght to finish a proper backread (I will do better tomorrow).

So, a few of good dream inducing, wet pics.

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Have a good night 😘
 

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Baldur's Gate 1 and 2 were amazing. You literally play as a god and are as strong as one by the end. Baldur's Gate 3 you feel like a pussy all game and combat is 🤮 I only mentioned it because it's as overrated as Elden Ring to me and nobody is allowed to criticize either game online. Elden Ring never felt unique to me. Felt like I was playing open world Dark Souls with the exact same combat mechanics. Not a bad game overall but FromSoft does not shit candy like it's fans think. I agree with you about Sekiro. LOVED it. Definitely my favorite FromSoft game
Me saying I don't care about BG doesn't mean its bad for folks who like it, No matter what people say about the game/franchise to me it just doesn't interest me any way shape or form. Its like trying to make that gamer who only playes madden and candy crush play Visual Novels and JRPGs
I'm the split here. LOVED Sekiro, but I know it didn't resonate with many people - I have a friend who basically only plays FromSoft games and Sekiro is so far down the bottom of his pile. So, it's nice to see other people loving it. Buuuut, I also LOVED Elden Ring - so, I'm also part of the general populus I guess. I'm not a fanbear by any means, only played DS1, Bloodborne, Sekiro, and Elden Ring. I just think the world Elden Ring gave us was such a fantastic place to explore, it had so many "Wow" moments for me, slowly uncovering how big and intertwined the landscape was.
Like I said the only franchise I like with fromsoft is Tenchu, I beat DMC 1-5, Tales of franchies Vesperia,Symphonia,Abys, ect, NieR:Automata ,Ninja Gaiden(OG) and Remakes, and Nioh, I wont be convicted that any of Souls game are hard when at the end the day it common sense.
O NO IM GETTING ONE SHOT BUT ILL WIN GUYS. Maybe git better equipment and grind up before boss fight
THIS BOSS IS REKING ME ITS HARDER THAN ANY GAME YOU PLAYED. Maybe prepare next time for boss or look at the bosses paterns and ADDAPT
Then they look at me like
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Then say this genre of games is
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and my reaction
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Me saying I don't care about BG doesn't mean its bad for folks who like it, No matter what people say about the game/franchise to me it just doesn't interest me any way shape or form. Its like trying to make that gamer who only playes madden and candy crush play Visual Novels and JRPGs

Like I said the only franchise I like with fromsoft is Tenchu, I beat DMC 1-4, Tales of franchies Vesperia,Symphonia,Abys, ect, NieR:Automata ,Ninja Gaiden(OG) and Remakes, and Nioh, I wont be convicted that any of Souls game are hard when at the end the day it common sense.
O NO IM GETTING ONE SHOT BUT ILL WIN GUYS. Maybe git better equipment and grind up before boss fight
THIS BOSS IS REKING ME ITS HARD MAN THAN ANY GAME YOU PLAYED. Maybe prepare next time for boss or look at the bosses paterns and ADDAPT
Then they look at me like
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Then say this genre of games is
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and my reaction
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I was merely pointing out I shared our interest in Sekiro, haha. I'm certainly not one of those "lol FromSoft is hard" people. That just sounds like the vocal internet masses.
 
Oh totally. Monopolies are bad and anti-consumer.
They're bad?!?

Why did no one tell me this BEFORE I signed on as the headliner for this new boardgame??

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I also harvest body fluids but a different kind of those.
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just as long you get plenty willing donors you should be able to achieve good success

I just taunt evil until he performs evil surgery on me, but bonk ignores me cuz I talk shit about his football team.
haha well, I imagine he is the kind of surgeon you may not want to become experiment to... Although... it depends what fetish you like... Some love the pain and torture on themself for some reason.
 

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