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Hello, Todd Howard here!Well their updates do not even fix basic stuff that modders already fixed.
Still can't wait to see how much of a bug incomplete mess the next game they will release is going to be.
I wonder how they will magically say their engine is good and the classic 1000x the detail and map size stuff.
At this point they should just make a sandbox and let the modders make the story of their games haaha
Recently we have heard that some of you gamers did not enjoy our recent releases as much as you should have, we at Bethesda think of our customers (s'wallet) first, so to make amends, let me proudly introduce:
The elder scrolls VI: skyrim 2
You made your voices loud and clear: you did not like Emil Pagliarulo's take on our games stories and questlines. That's why we made sure to let him alone write every single line of text in the game.In this revolutionary new tale, you, the dragon-re-born incarnate, will have to save planet skyrim from the evil alduin, who now holds a gun.
We made sure to make this entire new game on the best engine money could buy: the brand new Ultra-Creation Engine, which is just a jacked up version of 1997's Gamebryo, the same one we have used since morrowind, but it sounds cooler now.
It's clear you all love modding our games, and the accessibility of our toolkits has always been the greatest asset of our beloved modding scene.
That's why this new game will now have built-in state of the art anti-modding measures: every time it detects some unexpected files, tes6 will order a drone strike on your home, ending your unlawful enjoyment of our games.
the preorders are open! order now the deluxe edition, which comes bundled with a small altar where you can sacrifice your firstborn to me, your god, Todd Howard - only for $999.99