2 Years of Service
A TAN!!!! (she screech in a high pitch shrill tone) How dare you even suggest such a ting? Only those lobster baking weird humans will attempt such a cringe as to try to get a tan...Just don't stay up too late, don't want you to get a tan
I tried this evil act once and the moons light almost turned my skin pale. it looked so hedious I promised my poor old skin never again. No more nudist mood bathing. Sigh
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Be ever thankful for those blackened out windows and moonless nights of complete darkness, save for the ever glowing flicker of my candle lit stone rooms. I will leave those bright moons and forbiden sun days for those ugly looking humans who haunt the day time hours and chant useless incantations in attempts to somehow frighten away the undead, who, in reality, just laugh endlessly at these witch groups comedy shows.
Please, remember not to use that "sun tan" word again if you wish to avoid one of my mindless, useless rantings lol
Please remember this also...
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lol well, I shall depart and let you decide what to make of this post. If it is worthy of being one of the unusual ones, or just another day at office
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