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[whydoineedto]

today I illegally downloaded the movie saving private ryan. then god punished me and apparently I downloaded something called "Shaving Ryan's Privates". I'm afraid to open it on my office pc, it might be a porn parody.

later on I remembered that the movie plot was stupid anyway (let's lose the lives of 7-9 men to save 1 kid) and deleted it. should I try another download because the movie is actally worth it? I think I watched it a few years ago, don't remember much.

I wanted to post a picture but I remembered we can't post naked stuff. is that true? I hardly ever see xxx stuff on this forum. maybe I'm crazy and we can actually post NSFW stuff in a porn forum and I've actually missed something.

You can't post Live action porn but you can post animated stuff all you want. Have you never checked out @Bloodheart's posts?

Is broccoli popular? I don't think I know anyone who actually likes it​

Piracy is wrong and a crime anyways.

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but not because of what you think...

Good afternoon/morning guys,

See you all a bit later. Have a great day everyone!
Off again now..

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Hello everyone!

HAPPY Friday!! Good morning all -- Got my coffee IV all set up and off to attack the day - LOTS of catching up to do!

I could swear I've seen those images posted here with higher res... coffee one just doesn't have the same impact with all that crustiness.

hell guys

Um. Er. Hello?

You took the elmo one so I had to improvise.

I need to go home and sleep. Brain no work

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Hi!

Oh shit, I was about to offer the shit talk but the post got nuked. rip in peace. And now I can't quote... oh the irony.
Just for that I'll let you merge me @Guz89

 

[Slumdum]

Morning everyone,

Morning why! Good to see you.

If by that you mean off-brand NyQuil? absolutely!
Woke up with sore throat and slight congestion.
Seems that cold was indeed trying to push its way through, still a coinflip whether or not I get a full hit.

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join the dark side praise ur savoir and well hello xD my fault

Yes! Praise the Slum, for he is ever mighty!

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[User_61141]

Just for that I'll let you merge me @Guz89

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[User_114674]

Oh shit, I was about to offer the

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shit talk but the post got nuked. rip in peace. And now I can't quote... oh the irony.

I'm working but I'm not dead, yet

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[BananaPrincess]

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News Anchor: Welcome to Lewdcorner news and today's top stories.
The category 5 Hurricane Milton rolled through Florida, we have
video footage of how one Floridian survived the Hurricane.

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News Anchor: In other news, history was made today,
StephanieD is the first woman ever to launch a banana into
space. Stephanie said she was going to fly through the universe and
boldly go where no banana princess has gone before.




News Anchor: Just in, a Denmark resident Slumdum has won a 5 year
supply of free potatoes from the Boise Idaho Potato company!
Unfortunately Slum doesn't like potatoes, so those potatoes will be going
to a cat farm in Canada. We spoke to the owner of the cat farm
a Mr. Shawn Chapp who told us the following.

Shawn Chapp: Love me some potatoes man, I dig em,
mmm mmm potato good, Guz89 wishes he could have himself
a 5 year supply of free potatoes, but he ain't getting any because
all of these potatoes are mine! Not as good as Meow mix, but still
mmm mmm good, yummy yummy, in the cat tummy.

News Anchor: And our last story, a resident from the Philipines
named Underlord has decided to microwave a microwave inside of
a microwave. when asked why he was doing this, he said because
my good friend Teaspoon recommended it.




News Anchor: Underlord's house is now engulfed in flames,
we reached out to Teaspoon who said the following

Teaspoon: RIP Underbitch.

 

[StarFucked]

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News Anchor: Welcome to Lewdcorner news and today's top stories.
The category 5 Hurricane Milton rolled through Florida, we have
video footage of how one Floridian survived the Hurricane.

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News Anchor: In other news, history was made today,
StephanieD is the first woman ever to launch a banana into
space. Stephanie said she was going to fly through the universe and
boldly go where no banana princess has gone before.




News Anchor: Just in, a Denmark resident Slumdum has won a 5 year
supply of free potatoes from the Boise Idaho Potato company!
Unfortunately Slum doesn't like potatoes, so those potatoes will be going
to a cat farm in Canada. We spoke to the owner of the cat farm
a Mr. Shawn Chapp who told us the following.

Shawn Chapp: Love me some potatoes man, I dig em,
mmm mmm potato good, Guz89 wishes he could have himself
a 5 year supply of free potatoes, but he ain't getting any because
all of these potatoes are mine! Not as good as Meow mix, but still
mmm mmm good, yummy yummy, in the cat tummy.

News Anchor: And our last story, a resident from the Philipines
named Underlord has decided to microwave a microwave inside of
a microwave. when asked why he was doing this, he said because
my good friend Teaspoon recommended it.




News Anchor: Underlord's house is now in engulfed in flames,
we reached out to Teaspoon who said the following

Teaspoon: RIP Underbitch.

 

[Slumdum]

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News Anchor: Just in, a Denmark resident Slumdum has won a 5 year
supply of free potatoes from the Boise Idaho Potato company!
Unfortunately Slum doesn't like potatoes, so those potatoes will be going
to a cat farm in Canada. We spoke to the owner of the cat farm
a Mr. Shawn Chapp who told us the following.

Well at least my winnings are going to a good place!
Hope you and the cats enjoy them Shawn!

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[CozeeBeaver]

Hi guys, I'm back again.
I started a bit of back reading and saw a comment from @uncbuck to one of my posts yesterday that required my immediate attention!
(It also gives me the opportunity to repost my gif from yesterday which I thought was amusing and may never get to use again.)
Anyway , whilst I continue back reading this is what I got hung up on..

This was Conzi teaching me how to subdue a gator. I said it was lucky he pulled out in time before he shot his load..

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Uncbuck replied with..

I have heard that alligators like to have sex with beavers though so you might want to avoid em

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which made me think, "what if Conzi hadn't of pulled out?"

I think this might have been the result of his offspring attacking holes around the Everglades now!..


Anyway, back to my backreading now!

 

[Squeeky]

Good morning folks! I joined a new group today.

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Good morning everyone!

Spoiler: Bonki

Yes, I can see it Bonki! Almost feel it!

I mean, I was working very hard!

Nothing better than some Bonki flakes and Algeerios in the morning!
Should be part of everyones breakfast!

Night Bonki, sleep well, and see you later!

Spoiler: Squeeky

Oh Squeeky, I've seen some very bad takes online nowadays....
Remember it's almost an entire new generation of gamers who has grown up on it...

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Spoiler: Blood

This dude! Fuck it, I'll fuck the rapist, and make him my new wife!
And the wife is immediately in on it.

Lalafell!
Cute as hell though.
And hi Blood!
And bye Blood! See you next time!

Spoiler: jsmith

Eh, a man like what he likes.

Spoiler: stoic.nothingness

That's why I don't tone it down in my little magic commander pod.
Also it makes it so much better for them, when they finally start winning, and trying new tactics!

Spoiler: SJMagic

Again as I said to Bonki, I've been very hard at work!

Good to see you're back SJMagic!

Spoiler: Mod summoning

Okay, just gonna repost the one from yesterday, since Shawn said you guys didn't get notifications...
And I worked very hard on that song part...

I am the summoner of the mods,
Keyboard's typing and they heed the call.
Take my time upon this day,
In Coins I will swim.

Hear me brothers gather up the lurkers, *silence*
To the forum, we login.
Keyboards echo the beating heart,
Pounding from inside.

@Guz89
He will merge you all...
@Shawnchapp
Watches all we do...
@BeowulfKnight
He will just popup...
@mime
Silent judges yoooouuu...

Here is to hoping it works today.

Summoning is complete

Nearly 12 hours later... Hi Slum!

I am back after a long hiatus caused by changing jobs and figuring out exttra classes I missed you fuckers

Welcome back!

if only there was a convenient 1st post that had all the rules to follow in here

Too bad such a thing doesn't exist.

Since I'm backreading someone may have made this comment or not. But screens on phones did start getting bigger once they realized we could start watching porn on them lol. But I understand the people being on them all the time. Yes I also understand the irony of this that yes I'm mobile so I'm on my phone all the time to be on the site lol. Also

Morning all

Most modern information technology advances were in some part driven by improving access to porn.

Computer Graphics: Porn
Internet Bandwidth: Porn
Wifi/Cellular Data: Porn
AI: Porn (deepfakes)

hell guys

And the backreading is finished!!

 

[uncbuck]

I could swear I've seen those images posted here with higher res... coffee one just doesn't have the same impact with all that crustiness.

hmmmm I will check -- my folders are a bit crusty indeed --- unfortunately that is the highest res of that one I have will offer this as a replacement

 

[BananaPrincess]

Hi guys, I'm back again.
I started a bit of back reading and saw a comment from @uncbuck to one of my posts yesterday that required my immediate attention!
(It also gives me the opportunity to repost my gif from yesterday which I thought was amusing and may never get to use again.)
Anyway , whilst I continue back reading this is what I got hung up on..

This was Conzi teaching me how to subdue a gator. I said it was lucky he pulled out in time before he shot his load..

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Uncbuck replied with..

which made me think, "what if Conzi hadn't of pulled out?"

I think this might have been the result of his offspring attacking holes around the Everglades now!..

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Anyway, back to my backreading now!

@CozeeBeaver

Do you have access to the thread The Lurker Zoo?

If so you should post the Conzigator their!

Good morning folks! I joined a new group today.



Nearly 12 hours later... Hi Slum!


Welcome back!

Most modern information technology advances were in some part driven by improving access to porn.

Computer Graphics: Porn
Internet Bandwidth: Porn
Wifi/Cellular Data: Porn
AI: Porn (deepfakes)

And the backreading is finished!!

OMG Squeeky did it!!!

 

[whydoineedto]

Good morning folks! I joined a new group today.

congratulations on your purchase. unfortunately...

Welcome back!

I am back after a long hiatus caused by changing jobs and figuring out exttra classes I missed you fuckers

Huh... I missed this one post in between me reading and going to bed last night...

 

[TheDude14]

congratulations on your purchase. unfortunately...

Huh... I missed this one post in between me reading and going to bed last night...

Serious with how much you post you still don't have P4

 

[whydoineedto]

Serious with how much you post you still don't have P4

I'm both collecting interest to get a buffer and hoping there's a sale. I had technically enough coins 2 weeks ago but that would've left me with ~0 coins.

 

[Slumdum]

Hi guys, I'm back again.
I started a bit of back reading and saw a comment from @uncbuck to one of my posts yesterday that required my immediate attention!
(It also gives me the opportunity to repost my gif from yesterday which I thought was amusing and may never get to use again.)
Anyway , whilst I continue back reading this is what I got hung up on..

This was Conzi teaching me how to subdue a gator. I said it was lucky he pulled out in time before he shot his load..

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Uncbuck replied with..

which made me think, "what if Conzi hadn't of pulled out?"

I think this might have been the result of his offspring attacking holes around the Everglades now!..

You must be registered to see attachments

Anyway, back to my backreading now!

Welcome back Beaver! Good to see you.

Good morning folks! I joined a new group today.



Nearly 12 hours later... Hi Slum!


And the backreading is finished!!

Good morning Squeeky!
Ehh better late than never!

@CozeeBeaver

Do you have access to the thread The Lurker Zoo?

If so you should post the Conzigator their!

As for as I know, it should be in the General Discussions, so Beaver should be able to see it.

 

[User_108364]

@CozeeBeaver

Do you have access to the thread The Lurker Zoo?

If so you should post the Conzigator their!



OMG Squeeky did it!!!

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The Lurker Zoo is open for everyone! We here at Raccoon Inc. don't want to deprive anyone the joy of seeing the majestic animals.

 

[whydoineedto]

The Lurker Zoo is open for everyone! We here at Raccoon Inc. don't want to deprive anyone the joy of seeing the majestic animals.

Just be careful not to get too close to the conzi cage, lest you want your holes filled.

 

[uncbuck]

Uncbuck replied with..

Thank you so much for noting and improving on my gentle offerings Cozee! I am honored

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[User_108364]

Welcome back Beaver! Good to see you.

Good morning Squeeky!
Ehh better late than never!

As for as I know, it should be in the General Discussions, so Beaver should be able to see it.

 

[User_114674]

Serious with how much you post you still don't have P4

I'm both collecting interest to get a buffer and hoping there's a sale

should I say that Full uploaders get automatically the Prestige 4 rank?