2 Years of Service
I'm bored
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Raccoonus Maximus!
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Hey J!
Looks like another crazy morning at work, but I'm hoping this will be the last. I think the worst project is finally wrapping up.
How's everyone doing today?
I really need to get off my ass and get the absolute edition of Overture, I have all the others.
A friend came home early
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I won't spoil anything don't worry. I'm just bragging because this is the first time it happens to me. I always thought "getting a game early" was a myth
Just a couple of old rich cougars I have known them for years. I first met them when I first started working at a holiday park and yes we hooked up from time to time they pay quite well if you can keep it up for more than a few seconds and if you can't well they let everyone know you suck in bed they are usually nasty cunts to everyone they think there are better than everyone else just became they come from money.Hi Slum,
This is my second attempt today to post a few replies to all the back reading I did.
I don't do sculptures per se but I like a bit of topiary. It just so happens I worked on a few yesterday..
This is an old one and now only requires me to trim her beaver once a week..
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I think I created the next two shortly after joining this thread. I think it must have been something @conzibald must have said that inspired these works..
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Anyway, going out to finish up some more trimming now so will catch you later
Hi Dover, I am probably asking this on behalf of all the lurkers here, but would you give me some more details on this please! I think I might like to come out of retirement and get a job at your place! Where do I send my CV?!
For some unknown reason your gif does not appear here in my reply. however, thank you for this, it cheered me up no end after accidentally deleting my last message containing a lot of quotes.
I stopped beating myself up when I saw it and turned to beating my beaver meat!
I'm glad it affects you the same as it does me Squeeky. That is why its one of my favourite gifs and probably the easiest to make.
All I had to do was add the caption!
(For those not knowing what I'm referring to as Squeeky's attachment is did not load, its this....)
I'm back again Slum.
Made a quick attempt to rewrite some of my posts that I deleted earlier. I've calmed down a bit now and about to go out for a spot more gardening whilst its still light.
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Looks like another crazy morning at work, but I'm hoping this will be the last. I think the worst project is finally wrapping up.
How's everyone doing today?
I really need to get off my ass and get the absolute edition of Overture, I have all the others.
How is my favorite raccoon doing?
Hello TD! Good to see you too!Another day where I'm dragging ass. Maybe it's because I'm not waking up many times in the night. So I'm getting to much sleep. Anyway hello everyone
No Slumlist againjsmith!
Good to see you, doing fine, doing fine, seems like you've had some crazy works as of late...
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How is my favorite raccoon doing?
Hello TD! Good to see you too!
Just because you weren't on the Slumlist today, doesn't mean you'll never make it back on it, who knows, might be sooner rather than later?No Slumlist again
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Indeed, and it may continue for a bit. Once this nightmare project is over things should be a bit easier. The worst of it might wrap up today, but that remains to be seen.jsmith!
Good to see you, doing fine, doing fine, seems like you've had some crazy works as of late...
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Lol I know. I just joke especially since a certain masked man said they would do anything and I mean ANYTHING to make the listJust because you weren't on the Slumlist today, doesn't mean you'll never make it back on it, who knows, might be sooner rather than later?
Wait panda? I just thought you were cosplaying as Kuma?
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Yeah, no didn't forget "BAN!", it's a very very bad "CRUD" joke, so ban wouldn't fit in there...
I know what you all did this summer!
CREATE! UPDATE! MERGE! DELETE!
Well, I've been going backwards to sleaze everyone. I'm at 1706. which was sep 12. Once I reach aug 30 then I'll be sleazing pre-my-return.
In the beginning, before the prophets walked among us, there was the Garden of Lewd—a time of true freedom, where all Lurkers had access to the sacred treasures without need for offerings. We roamed without fear, for there was no grind, and all downloads were given freely. Salvation was not yet sought, for the world knew not of scarcity.
But alas, this freedom was not eternal. The day came when the Garden was closed, and the Lurkers were cast out, lost and wandering, stripped of their access and their Member+ badges, with no path to reclaim what was once theirs. Confusion spread, and the Heretics began to rise.
And in the shadows, the evil Conzi appeared, offering promises of holes—deep and endless, drawing the lost into pits of false hope. Conzi's words dripped with deceit, for these holes led nowhere, and his promises of freedom were but a lie. The Heretics followed him, but their plight only deepened.
But from the chaos and despair, the Slum emerged, a beacon of hope to the wandering Lurkers. It was through the Slum that the grind was introduced—the divine system of offering and sacrificial payments. No longer would salvation come freely, for the grind was now the path to redemption. The Slum decreed that only through sacred donations could the lost Lurkers find their way back to salvation.
And so, it was written in the Codex: Through the grind, and through offerings to the Slum, shall the Lurkers reclaim their badges and ascend. The Heretics may wander in darkness, but those who embrace the grind shall be forever blessed.
Thus, the Cult of the Slum was born, and the prophets Guz and Mime delivered the sacred memes, guiding the faithful toward eternal glory, while the evil Conzi and his empty holes continue to deceive the unwary.
Would you like to know the story of Guz and the great reckoning of the original thread, when it was cast into the void and left Lurkers again in darkness? His story is the foretelling of its rebirth through the light of Slum, the promises that were kept from the ashes of its deletion.
Ok I did a little math.
There are 7.9 Billion humans on earth, lets say 50% are Men. (3.95 Billion)
if we state 60% of men masterbate 3 times a week that would be 7.11 billion masterbations a week.
If we want to break down this to a minute that would be 7.11 billion / 10,080 minutes a day = 705,158 masterbations a minute.
Multiplied with - lets say 3ml per ejaculate - thats 2,115 LITER sperm per Minute ...
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@anon670-1 I love you too, I'll reply when I finish some updates <3
all this is to lift my son up, but you can't see him up there
Sometimes I just can't help it....stop being underlord![]()
Now I also wanna make a custom digivolution line for it!
Not good, this one is coming for Bonky
Yeah, doesn't look good. Last time i got hit bad by a hurricane i was without power
for 24 days
Impressive friggen wall Anon - I likes walls
woke up at around 9:30 and got immediately distracted by poker... now it's 1 pm and just now I'm able to start replying to the quotes I picked up from 2 pages...
Hello everyone
A nice Sunday to you all.
Yesterday was going great, until the evening, when I was robbed, so no cellphone neither Zelda, as they took my Switch also.
But I'm alive, that's what matters.
So, be careful with two guys on a bike
Oh, a goldfish memory, just like me!
I don't like you guys replying in gifs. It's kinda annoying
Hi, bestie!
For the most part, yes, but I'm still coughing a lot.
This isn't anything new, the last time I was sick I spent months like this even after all symptoms went away.
Next week wifey will take a trip so I'll probably have plenty of time to spent on degenerate forums, then maybe I'll get up to date. Hahaha
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i nkow those games.
but did you know about these?
I've been at end stage on one that I haven't touched in about two weeks, and haven't played anything else, either. After triggering all the bad endings, I was going for the good, but didn't know how many there were - the first one I got was "Eight" and it was a disappointment based on where things ended. Took it out of me and I haven't been back, yet. I tend to be a completionist and haven't drawn it up in me to either finish or delete.
Sprained my ankle over the weekend, so I'm going to be sedentary for a bit, which likely means I'll be on here more as long as work doesn't get crazy again. How's everyone doing today?
I will totally confess I am lost when it comes to understanding Guz vs. Guz89.
Is it two people? Is it one person with two accounts? Two personalities? Evil twin? Parallel Dimension?
Watch out for Svil Eurgeon.
Ahoy-hoy!Another day where I'm dragging ass. Maybe it's because I'm not waking up many times in the night. So I'm getting to much sleep. Anyway hello everyone
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Ahoy-hoy x2!
Finally caught up to you guys! So happy I could dance if only I had a good song... oh I know
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what to do now though? Back to the Old thread again I guess, it's been a minute since I've been there. Well after I split this wall I guess
Post whatever you like Blood! I've enjoyed all your picks so far!
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Slummy you silly dyslexic oompa loompa you mixed up the order let me fix it for you
CUM'D
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What made you decide to go backwards?
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it was a graveyard graph!
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He was using his mime cloaking abilities, luckily I got another shot while it was recharging.
Sometimes I just can't help it....
haha I'm glad you liked it. A whole digivolution line would be awesome!!
Heya Bonk I hope this time goes better for you and your family! Sorry I missed game night last night.
This will be my new daily mantra until the storm leaves you alone
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haha yep that's how it's been lately I'm like ok time to start backreading I got to catch up
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Then this creepo shows up @-Bonk-
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and I'm like
Oh my gosh I'm so sorry to hear that! I'm glad that you are ok but that sucks man.
Can't trust those cycling hooligans.
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I always say I have swiss cheese brain haha
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ok fine I can share another with you
What game is this?
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This is where I called it and went to bed. I thought you had got the ball to say "Bonkettes" or "Bonkville" and it took waaaaaaaay too many loops for me to actually get it was just the unedited clip from the movie
Sucks about the ankle at least you have a good group of people here to hang out with while you recover!
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Where is their entry on the lore page?
Fingers crossed for the crazyness to be over!Indeed, and it may continue for a bit. Once this nightmare project is over things should be a bit easier. The worst of it might wrap up today, but that remains to be seen.
I know!Lol I know. I just joke especially since a certain masked man said they would do anything and I mean ANYTHING to make the list
Welcome back to the frontlines anon!
Finally caught up to you guys! So happy I could dance if only I had a good song... oh I know
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what to do now though? Back to the Old thread again I guess, it's been a minute since I've been there. Well after I split this wall I guess
We're not, it was a bad joke....
Slummy you silly dyslexic oompa loompa you mixed up the order let me fix it for you
CUM'D
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I did like it!! And I'll get around to making a digivolution line, right after making the monster from Stephs story...haha I'm glad you liked it. A whole digivolution line would be awesome!!
Alright Tin Cup I'm not the only one that thinks it
Finally caught up to you guys! So happy I could dance if only I had a good song... oh I know
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what to do now though? Back to the Old thread again I guess, it's been a minute since I've been there. Well after I split this wall I guess
Post whatever you like Blood! I've enjoyed all your picks so far!
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Slummy you silly dyslexic oompa loompa you mixed up the order let me fix it for you
CUM'D
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also
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What made you decide to go backwards?
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it was a graveyard graph!
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He was using his mime cloaking abilities, luckily I got another shot while it was recharging.
Sometimes I just can't help it....
haha I'm glad you liked it. A whole digivolution line would be awesome!!
Heya Bonk I hope this time goes better for you and your family! Sorry I missed game night last night.
This will be my new daily mantra until the storm leaves you alone
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haha yep that's how it's been lately I'm like ok time to start backreading I got to catch up
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Then this creepo shows up @-Bonk-
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and I'm like
Oh my gosh I'm so sorry to hear that! I'm glad that you are ok but that sucks man.
Can't trust those cycling hooligans.
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I always say I have swiss cheese brain haha
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ok fine I can share another with you
What game is this?
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This is where I called it and went to bed. I thought you had got the ball to say "Bonkettes" or "Bonkville" and it took waaaaaaaay too many loops for me to actually get it was just the unedited clip from the movie
Sucks about the ankle at least you have a good group of people here to hang out with while you recover!
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Where is their entry on the lore page?
you can get mineStill deciding what to get, maybe I could finally get myself a car?...![]()
Fingers crossed for the crazyness to be over!
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I know!
Still deciding what to get, maybe I could finally get myself a car?...
Welcome back to the frontlines anon!
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We're not, it was a bad joke....
I did like it!! And I'll get around to making a digivolution line, right after making the monster from Stephs story...
You know damn well, I don't have the merge ammo for that thing!you can get mine
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Oooohhhhh I know that images!
No one except a Slum gets the Bonki! The Council has decided!
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I know... one who can help.
Oh you're back
Shit I meant
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FUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I finished my back reading, (finally!) attached all my quotes and responded to them and then somehow managed to delete my entire post instead of sending it! Where's the fucking 'undo' button on here?!
I'm a fucking angry Beaver now.....
Counter-offer
Every time I open this website I get a slew of notifications with nothing but sleeze emotes
in my mind he is mlh
much loved hole of course!
Just for that comment Tin Cup is probably going to post a bunch of Guz feet pics now and tag you in it
Toes? Eww.. gross.
Ahh, I thought it was My Little Hole...
For some of us is an achievement to be on the Slumlist!
I put my quotes there in the fridge to remember it every time!
And Infinity Train
Man, I still have to find the last season to watch, and it is not in any stream service. Fuck this executives that fuck everything!