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[whydoineedto]

Good morning everyone !

I'm completely awake and definitely not about to go back to sleep

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[Silwith]

Also, I need to get your pfp messy again...

How about getting actual me all messy tho? That would be my kind of thing...

 

[SecretAgentClank]

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....Praise the Slum (Halloween Edition)
I am still working on the Slum Cult book.
Newest addendum to the cult guidelines: Those who have pledged themselves to the cult and have made their monthly payment tithe will be prohibited from stating the names of non-followers; they will be required to refer to them as 'Heretics' as they are shunned from the light of the Slum as a means of pressuring non-believers to also give their scammed coin tribute to the Slum Cult.

 

[whydoineedto]

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....Praise the Slum (Halloween Edition)
I am still working on the Slum Cult book.
Newest addendum to the cult guidelines: Those who have pledged themselves to the cult and have made their monthly payment tithe will be prohibited from stating the names of non-followers; they will be required to refer to them as 'Heretics' as they are shunned from the light of the Slum as a means of pressuring non-believers to also give their scammed coin tribute to the Slum Cult.

I thought you had joined the hole cult instead because you couldn't climb in the slum cult? And then you were promptly... disposed off...

 

[SecretAgentClank]

I thought you had joined the hole cult instead because you couldn't climb in the slum cult? And then you were promptly... disposed off...

I am the pope of the Slum Cult, you heathen.
Conzi is an honorary Slummy.

I have been ruminating in the prophecies of the light of the Slum, preparing the doctrines needed within his codex in order to maximize the scam divine opportunity for spiritual growth. Each payment donation of LC coin brings you closer to ensuring your eternal place in the Slum afterlife... and maybe a cool hat or t-shirt.

As the Holy Pope of the Slum, it is my duty to fleece guide you toward salvation, one pyramid scheme blessed tiered offering system at a time.

 

[whydoineedto]

I am the pope of the Slum Cult, you heathen.
Conzi is an honorary Slummy.

must've have my cultists confused then...

 

[SecretAgentClank]

must've have my cultists confused then...

Ah, a revelation has come to me! The Slum’s Light has corrected my words, and the true divinated writing has been made clear in the old post. All is as it should be.

 

[whydoineedto]

blessed tired offering system at a time.

did you mean tiered?
what is a tired offering?
is it done at 2 am, while tired?
or on a bike, while two tired?

 

[Shawnchapp]

"CRUD"

you win this one, Good day sir!

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i actually thoght it was something like that but C.M.U.D "CMUD"

means nothing to me lol

 

[Slumdum]

Good morning everyone !

I'm completely awake and definitely not about to go back to sleep

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Good morning to you aloysious.
And I mean, if you need more sleep, then go sleep?

How about getting actual me all messy tho? That would be my kind of thing...

Hello to Silwith.
Not much, nothing much happening, how about you? Except for the not getting fucked part.

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....Praise the Slum (Halloween Edition)
I am still working on the Slum Cult book.
Newest addendum to the cult guidelines: Those who have pledged themselves to the cult and have made their monthly payment tithe will be prohibited from stating the names of non-followers; they will be required to refer to them as 'Heretics' as they are shunned from the light of the Slum as a means of pressuring non-believers to also give their scammed coin tribute to the Slum Cult.

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Praise the Slum (Halloween Edition)!

 

[SecretAgentClank]

did you mean tiered?
what is a tired offering?
is it done at 2 am, while tired?
or on a bike, while two tired?

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Ah, yes, a minor slip—please ignore the "tired" offering system; I assure you, it is fully awake now!

Additionally, you must know that this cult was established long before the old thread vanished into the void—my authority, much like the Slum, is eternal... even if it's occasionally deleted.

 

[Slumdum]

you win this one, Good day sir!

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i actually thoght it was something like that but C.M.U.D "CMUD"

means nothing to me lol

I mean, it shouldn't, I made it up...
Noo, Slum leave it alone, he said you win!

 

[shhrek]

Good morning everyone! Also to the massive amount of gifs!

 

[whydoineedto]

Additionally, you must know that this cult was established long before the old thread vanished into the void—my authority, much like the Slum, is eternal... even if it's occasionally deleted.

 

[SecretAgentClank]

In the beginning, before the prophets walked among us, there was the Garden of Lewd—a time of true freedom, where all Lurkers had access to the sacred treasures without need for offerings. We roamed without fear, for there was no grind, and all downloads were given freely. Salvation was not yet sought, for the world knew not of scarcity.

But alas, this freedom was not eternal. The day came when the Garden was closed, and the Lurkers were cast out, lost and wandering, stripped of their access and their Member+ badges, with no path to reclaim what was once theirs. Confusion spread, and the Heretics began to rise.

And in the shadows, the evil Conzi appeared, offering promises of holes—deep and endless, drawing the lost into pits of false hope. Conzi's words dripped with deceit, for these holes led nowhere, and his promises of freedom were but a lie. The Heretics followed him, but their plight only deepened.

But from the chaos and despair, the Slum emerged, a beacon of hope to the wandering Lurkers. It was through the Slum that the grind was introduced—the divine system of offering and sacrificial payments. No longer would salvation come freely, for the grind was now the path to redemption. The Slum decreed that only through sacred donations could the lost Lurkers find their way back to salvation.

And so, it was written in the Codex: Through the grind, and through offerings to the Slum, shall the Lurkers reclaim their badges and ascend. The Heretics may wander in darkness, but those who embrace the grind shall be forever blessed.

Thus, the Cult of the Slum was born, and the prophets Guz and Mime delivered the sacred memes, guiding the faithful toward eternal glory, while the evil Conzi and his empty holes continue to deceive the unwary.

Would you like to know the story of Guz and the great reckoning of the original thread, when it was cast into the void and left Lurkers again in darkness? His story is the foretelling of its rebirth through the light of Slum, the promises that were kept from the ashes of its deletion.

 

[whydoineedto]

In the beginning, before the prophets walked among us, there was the Garden of Lewd—a time of true freedom, where all Lurkers had access to the sacred treasures without need for offerings. We roamed without fear, for there was no grind, and all downloads were given freely. Salvation was not yet sought, for the world knew not of scarcity.

But alas, this freedom was not eternal. The day came when the Garden was closed, and the Lurkers were cast out, lost and wandering, stripped of their access and their Member+ badges, with no path to reclaim what was once theirs. Confusion spread, and the Heretics began to rise.

And in the shadows, the evil Conzi appeared, offering promises of holes—deep and endless, drawing the lost into pits of false hope. Conzi's words dripped with deceit, for these holes led nowhere, and his promises of freedom were but a lie. The Heretics followed him, but their plight only deepened.

But from the chaos and despair, the Slum emerged, a beacon of hope to the wandering Lurkers. It was through the Slum that the grind was introduced—the divine system of offering and sacrificial payments. No longer would salvation come freely, for the grind was now the path to redemption. The Slum decreed that only through sacred donations could the lost Lurkers find their way back to salvation.

And so, it was written in the Codex: Through the grind, and through offerings to the Slum, shall the Lurkers reclaim their badges and ascend. The Heretics may wander in darkness, but those who embrace the grind shall be forever blessed.

Thus, the Cult of the Slum was born, and the prophets Guz and Mime delivered the sacred memes, guiding the faithful toward eternal glory, while the evil Conzi and his empty holes continue to deceive the unwary.

Would you like to know the story of Guz and the great reckoning of the original thread, when it was cast into the void and left Lurkers again in darkness? His story is the foretelling of its rebirth through the light of Slum, the promises that were kept from the ashes of its deletion.

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In a totally unrelated, not at all connected note.
I'm off to sleep.

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night night everyone.

 

[aloysious]

Good morning everyone !

I'm completely awake and definitely not about to go back to sleep

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Back after a quick nap ( and a cup of coffee)

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Don't know about you. But there are times where I feel less energized after an 8 hours night than a 5 hours night.

 

[Slumdum]

In the beginning, before the prophets walked among us, there was the Garden of Lewd—a time of true freedom, where all Lurkers had access to the sacred treasures without need for offerings. We roamed without fear, for there was no grind, and all downloads were given freely. Salvation was not yet sought, for the world knew not of scarcity.

But alas, this freedom was not eternal. The day came when the Garden was closed, and the Lurkers were cast out, lost and wandering, stripped of their access and their Member+ badges, with no path to reclaim what was once theirs. Confusion spread, and the Heretics began to rise.

And in the shadows, the evil Conzi appeared, offering promises of holes—deep and endless, drawing the lost into pits of false hope. Conzi's words dripped with deceit, for these holes led nowhere, and his promises of freedom were but a lie. The Heretics followed him, but their plight only deepened.

But from the chaos and despair, the Slum emerged, a beacon of hope to the wandering Lurkers. It was through the Slum that the grind was introduced—the divine system of offering and sacrificial payments. No longer would salvation come freely, for the grind was now the path to redemption. The Slum decreed that only through sacred donations could the lost Lurkers find their way back to salvation.

And so, it was written in the Codex: Through the grind, and through offerings to the Slum, shall the Lurkers reclaim their badges and ascend. The Heretics may wander in darkness, but those who embrace the grind shall be forever blessed.

Thus, the Cult of the Slum was born, and the prophets Guz and Mime delivered the sacred memes, guiding the faithful toward eternal glory, while the evil Conzi and his empty holes continue to deceive the unwary.

Would you like to know the story of Guz and the great reckoning of the original thread, when it was cast into the void and left Lurkers again in darkness? His story is the foretelling of its rebirth through the light of Slum, the promises that were kept from the ashes of its deletion.

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In a totally unrelated, not at all connected note.
I'm off to sleep.

night night everyone.

Good night whydoineedto!
Hope the Slum Magic™ works today!

Back after a quick nap ( and a cup of coffee)

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Don't know about you. But there are times where I feel less energized after an 8 hours night than a 5 hours night.

Welcome back.
Yeah, sure, but then there are also the times where a short nap, can destroy an entire day.

Edit: Welp, gonna be gone for some hours.
See you all later!

 

[Silwith]

Hello to Silwith.
Not much, nothing much happening, how about you? Except for the not getting fucked part.

Well... if I can't talk about that part... nothing much either... just sittin around q.q

 

[aloysious]

69 days for Prestige 4

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Last time it was with discount. This time it's without.

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