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Bishop Chapp: Amen and Amen, bring forth your offering
of the kitty litter! For the cat was filled with joy, for he got
a brand new toy. Was it some yarn? Amen! Was it empty cardboard
from the roll of toilet paper? Amen! Perhaps the mouse toy!
But that kitty cat had joy. And down on the farm, where the
cats roam free, where the dish is filled with milk and the bowl
with Friskies! I say Amen. Now pass the collection plate!
Bishop Chapp: And I see Slum in the house. Slum have you given
thy cats milk? Bonk have you fed thy cats the meow mix?
Raccoonus Maximus has thou cleaned out thine litter box?
For if thy have not, my wrath is upon thee, for I will take off
my belt and whoop thy ass repeatedly.