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[PsychicJohn]

Good point, looks like sharkgirl bjs are off the menu.

Not if you are brave enough

 

[Tosser]

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or Marine Biologist, whatever.

I saw the movie once several years ago, but don't remember the joke.

 

[luciddream]

I will once I hit 1,000,000 or something haha

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How are you not there yet?

Good point, looks like sharkgirl bjs are off the menu.

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I want to say

Winner.

I saw the movie once several years ago, but don't remember the joke.

Not a movie, Seinfeld episode where George goes out to save the whale from Kramers golf ball.

 

[Tosser]

Good point, looks like sharkgirl bjs are off the menu.

Spoiler: Maybe if you use a "shark cage"?

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[kikomascado]

Good point, looks like sharkgirl bjs are off the menu.

You could just adapt one of these:

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[Bloodheart]

I'm going to jump in and suggest that we might be looking at the dragon blowjob question the wrong way... if it's a fire drake, yes, decidedly unpleasant. If, on the other hand, it's an ice dragon that burps, why then it's probably just like getting a blowjob from a girl with an ice cube in her mouth. Very stimulating. A lightening based dragon would be like using an electro-stim. An acid based dragon.... well, the agony and the ecstasy.

Moving on to dragon like creature... a hydra could probably give a rim job whilst deep throating and talk dirty at the same time - they excel in multitasking.

Jormungandr would probably offer a superb experience of erotic asphyxiation.

And a basilisk would probably leave you hard as a rock.

Im usually not into dragons, but the description of some of these potential experiences you could have....

And here's where I'll need to defer to Bloodheart the Dragon Master to see if any of these ideas can be willing into visual existence

the first thing to realize with dragons is that it depends what type your speaking of are they the superior apex predators of creation(dnd) or are they the hidden watchers and care takers(warcraft) maybe they are feral beasts of annihilation(harry potter), are they more spiritual or divine like(fire emblem) and lastly are they just humans writ large in personality (generic fantasy worlds), next is in terms of species they are

Spoiler: examples

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because each typing can have a variety of different sizes, diet, sexual attributes, etc. Next is the simple question is are they shapeshifters, anthro, or purely feral in body type which can effect sexual properties(cloaca, human style genitals, or even completely alien anatomy. the ability's of dragons are one of which would effect how the "performance" affects things for example the ice type dragons will not just have cold breath instead the entirety of their bodies are likely sub zero temperature because they have a large tendency to live in tundra's, greens are usually highly toxic, blacks are cruel and corrosive and the environments general correspond with that. long story short dragons would probably kill everyone that try's to Boink them unless they are drakes or shapeshifters but hey as fantasy creature they could be of any variety you want to have sex with

 

[PsychicJohn]

the first thing to realize with dragons is that it depends what type your speaking of are they the superior apex predators of creation(dnd) or are they the hidden watchers and care takers(warcraft) maybe they are feral beasts of annihilation(harry potter), are they more spiritual or divine like(fire emblem) and lastly are they just humans writ large in personality (generic fantasy worlds), next is in terms of species they are

Spoiler: examples

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because each typing can have a variety of different sizes, diet, sexual attributes, etc. Next is the simple question is are they shapeshifters, anthro, or purely feral in body type which can effect sexual properties(cloaca, human style genitals, or even completely alien anatomy. the ability's of dragons are one of which would effect how the "performance" affects things for example the ice type dragons will not just have cold breath instead the entirety of their bodies are likely sub zero temperature because they have a large tendency to live in tundra's, greens are usually highly toxic, blacks are cruel and corrosive and the environments general correspond with that. long story short dragons would probably kill everyone that try's to Boink them unless they are drakes or shapeshifters but hey as fantasy creature they could be of any variety you want to have sex with

 

[Tosser]

Not a movie, Seinfeld episode where George goes out to save the whale from Kramers golf ball.

I remember that. Then someone posted the .gif. That was way too many brain cells ago! While I remember a lot of trivia, Seinfeld trivia is pretty low on the list - not that there should be anything wrong with that.

 

[anon670-1]

the first thing to realize with dragons is that it depends what type your speaking of are they the superior apex predators of creation(dnd) or are they the hidden watchers and care takers(warcraft) maybe they are feral beasts of annihilation(harry potter), are they more spiritual or divine like(fire emblem) and lastly are they just humans writ large in personality (generic fantasy worlds), next is in terms of species they are

Spoiler: examples

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because each typing can have a variety of different sizes, diet, sexual attributes, etc. Next is the simple question is are they shapeshifters, anthro, or purely feral in body type which can effect sexual properties(cloaca, human style genitals, or even completely alien anatomy. the ability's of dragons are one of which would effect how the "performance" affects things for example the ice type dragons will not just have cold breath instead the entirety of their bodies are likely sub zero temperature because they have a large tendency to live in tundra's, greens are usually highly toxic, blacks are cruel and corrosive and the environments general correspond with that. long story short dragons would probably kill everyone that try's to Boink them unless they are drakes or shapeshifters but hey as fantasy creature they could be of any variety you want to have sex with

*madly taking notes* I'm sure I can use this info some day

 

[luciddream]

the first thing to realize with dragons is that it depends what type your speaking of are they the superior apex predators of creation(dnd) or are they the hidden watchers and care takers(warcraft) maybe they are feral beasts of annihilation(harry potter), are they more spiritual or divine like(fire emblem) and lastly are they just humans writ large in personality (generic fantasy worlds), next is in terms of species they are

Spoiler: examples

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because each typing can have a variety of different sizes, diet, sexual attributes, etc. Next is the simple question is are they shapeshifters, anthro, or purely feral in body type which can effect sexual properties(cloaca, human style genitals, or even completely alien anatomy. the ability's of dragons are one of which would effect how the "performance" affects things for example the ice type dragons will not just have cold breath instead the entirety of their bodies are likely sub zero temperature because they have a large tendency to live in tundra's, greens are usually highly toxic, blacks are cruel and corrosive and the environments general correspond with that. long story short dragons would probably kill everyone that try's to Boink them unless they are drakes or shapeshifters but hey as fantasy creature they could be of any variety you want to have sex with

Shouldn't surprise me you have an encyclopedic knowledge of dragons.

I remember that. Then someone posted the .gif. That was way too many brain cells ago! While I remember a lot of trivia, Seinfeld trivia is pretty low on the list - not that there should be anything wrong with that.

Seinfeld trivia is always in my head, usually have an episode on in the background everyday.

 

[garden]

when your friend selfishness cost you to go down division because he can't stick to team play

 

[anon670-1]

Seinfeld trivia is always in my head, usually have an episode on in the background everyday.

Oh I remember that series of books they were cool! They also have board games of them

I don't think I've ever actually watched the full series. It's that terrible laugh track it just grinds my gears

 

[luciddream]

when your friend selfishness cost you to go down division because he can't stick to team play

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We talking about soccer (everyone else's football), softball, baseball or something else. Or are you in some kind of Esport like Rocket League?

 

[lissynony]

 

[Underlord]

How are you not there yet?

Not much yapping to do and sometimes I forget the bank for a few hours haha

 

[-Bonk-]

Not much yapping to do and sometimes I forget the bank for a few hours haha

Hello Underlord, it's great to see you

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[luciddream]

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So long everyone, was a pleasure.

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[Tosser]

Hello Underlord, it's great to see you

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Spoiler: Shall we send him away for you?

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Sorry, @Underlord - we must always show our allegiance to @-Bonk-.

 

[garden]

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We talking about soccer (everyone else's football), softball, baseball or something else. Or are you in some kind of Esport like Rocket League?

nah Hockey, esport hockey ... soo mad will just go to bed see ya all

 

[TheDude14]

Hello Underlord, it's great to see you

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How soon until the facepalm takes money away @Guz89 ? Cause I can't wait to see this

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