3 Years of Service
A guy wants to buy a guard dog. The man at the pet store said all he had left was an attack chihuahua, but it was really ferocious. The pet store guy said let me prove it to you. He said “attack dog chair,” pointing to an old chair in the shop. The dog attacked the chair and tore it to shreds. Next he pointed to an old table about to be thrown out. He said “attack dog table.” The dog proceeded to demolish the table until there was nothing left but splinters. The man who was shopping for the attack dog said “that’s all I needed to see, I’ll buy him. The man took the dog home and showed his wife, telling her this was an attack dog. She said “attack dog my ass.”