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a man in a top hat and sunglasses says good morning starshine

Morning everyone,
a girl is smiling with the words yesterday was thursday behind her
a woman is smiling with the words tomorrow will be saturday below her
Morning why! Good to see you. :p
If by that you mean off-brand NyQuil? absolutely!
Woke up with sore throat and slight congestion.
Seems that cold was indeed trying to push its way through, still a coinflip whether or not I get a full hit.
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join the dark side praise ur savoir and well hello xD my fault
Yes! Praise the Slum, for he is ever mighty!
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Oh shit, I was about to offer the
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shit talk but the post got nuked. rip in peace. And now I can't quote... oh the irony.
I'm working but I'm not dead, yet

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News Anchor: Welcome to Lewdcorner news and today's top stories.
The category 5 Hurricane Milton rolled through Florida, we have
video footage of how one Floridian survived the Hurricane.

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News Anchor: In other news, history was made today,
StephanieD is the first woman ever to launch a banana into
space. Stephanie said she was going to fly through the universe and
boldly go where no banana princess has gone before.




News Anchor: Just in, a Denmark resident Slumdum has won a 5 year
supply of free potatoes from the Boise Idaho Potato company!
Unfortunately Slum doesn't like potatoes, so those potatoes will be going
to a cat farm in Canada. We spoke to the owner of the cat farm
a Mr. Shawn Chapp who told us the following.

Shawn Chapp: Love me some potatoes man, I dig em,
mmm mmm potato good, Guz89 wishes he could have himself
a 5 year supply of free potatoes, but he ain't getting any because
all of these potatoes are mine! Not as good as Meow mix, but still
mmm mmm good, yummy yummy, in the cat tummy.

News Anchor: And our last story, a resident from the Philipines
named Underlord has decided to microwave a microwave inside of
a microwave. when asked why he was doing this, he said because
my good friend Teaspoon recommended it.




News Anchor: Underlord's house is now engulfed in flames,
we reached out to Teaspoon who said the following

Teaspoon: RIP Underbitch.
 

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News Anchor: Welcome to Lewdcorner news and today's top stories.
The category 5 Hurricane Milton rolled through Florida, we have
video footage of how one Floridian survived the Hurricane.

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News Anchor: In other news, history was made today,
StephanieD is the first woman ever to launch a banana into
space. Stephanie said she was going to fly through the universe and
boldly go where no banana princess has gone before.




News Anchor: Just in, a Denmark resident Slumdum has won a 5 year
supply of free potatoes from the Boise Idaho Potato company!
Unfortunately Slum doesn't like potatoes, so those potatoes will be going
to a cat farm in Canada. We spoke to the owner of the cat farm
a Mr. Shawn Chapp who told us the following.

Shawn Chapp: Love me some potatoes man, I dig em,
mmm mmm potato good, Guz89 wishes he could have himself
a 5 year supply of free potatoes, but he ain't getting any because
all of these potatoes are mine! Not as good as Meow mix, but still
mmm mmm good, yummy yummy, in the cat tummy.

News Anchor: And our last story, a resident from the Philipines
named Underlord has decided to microwave a microwave inside of
a microwave. when asked why he was doing this, he said because
my good friend Teaspoon recommended it.




News Anchor: Underlord's house is now in engulfed in flames,
we reached out to Teaspoon who said the following

Teaspoon: RIP Underbitch.
 

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News Anchor: Just in, a Denmark resident Slumdum has won a 5 year
supply of free potatoes from the Boise Idaho Potato company!
Unfortunately Slum doesn't like potatoes, so those potatoes will be going
to a cat farm in Canada. We spoke to the owner of the cat farm
a Mr. Shawn Chapp who told us the following.
Well at least my winnings are going to a good place!
Hope you and the cats enjoy them Shawn! :p
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Hi guys, I'm back again.
I started a bit of back reading and saw a comment from @uncbuck to one of my posts yesterday that required my immediate attention!
(It also gives me the opportunity to repost my gif from yesterday which I thought was amusing and may never get to use again.😢)
Anyway , whilst I continue back reading this is what I got hung up on..

This was Conzi teaching me how to subdue a gator. I said it was lucky he pulled out in time before he shot his load..
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Uncbuck replied with..
I have heard that alligators like to have sex with beavers though so you might want to avoid em

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which made me think, "what if Conzi hadn't of pulled out?"

I think this might have been the result of his offspring attacking holes around the Everglades now!.. :D


Anyway, back to my backreading now!
 

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Good morning folks! I joined a new group today.
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Good morning everyone! 🌊 👋

Yes, I can see it Bonki! Almost feel it!

I mean, I was working very hard!

Nothing better than some Bonki flakes and Algeerios in the morning!
Should be part of everyones breakfast! :p

Night Bonki, sleep well, and see you later!
Oh Squeeky, I've seen some very bad takes online nowadays....
Remember it's almost an entire new generation of gamers who has grown up on it... :unsure:

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This dude! Fuck it, I'll fuck the rapist, and make him my new wife!
And the wife is immediately in on it.

Lalafell!
Cute as hell though. ❤️
And hi Blood!
And bye Blood! See you next time!
Eh, a man like what he likes. :p
That's why I don't tone it down in my little magic commander pod.
Also it makes it so much better for them, when they finally start winning, and trying new tactics! :p
Again as I said to Bonki, I've been very hard at work!

Good to see you're back SJMagic! :p
Okay, just gonna repost the one from yesterday, since Shawn said you guys didn't get notifications...
And I worked very hard on that song part... :p

🎶I am the summoner of the mods,🎶
🎶Keyboard's typing and they heed the call.🎶
🎶Take my time upon this day,🎶
🎶In Coins I will swim.🎶

🎶Hear me brothers gather up the lurkers, *silence*🎶
🎶To the forum, we login.🎶
🎶Keyboards echo the beating heart,🎶
🎶Pounding from inside.🎶

🎶 @Guz89 🎶
🎶He will merge you all...🎶
🎶 @Shawnchapp 🎶
🎶Watches all we do...🎶
🎶 @BeowulfKnight 🎶
🎶He will just popup...🎶
🎶 @mime 🎶
🎶Silent judges yoooouuu...🎶

Here is to hoping it works today. :p

Summoning is complete
Nearly 12 hours later... Hi Slum!

I am back after a long hiatus caused by changing jobs and figuring out exttra classes I missed you fuckers
Welcome back!
a man in a blue shirt and red shorts is stretching on a yoga mat with the words welcome back below him .

if only there was a convenient 1st post that had all the rules to follow in here

Too bad such a thing doesn't exist.
prince is sitting on a couch in a black and white photo .


Since I'm backreading someone may have made this comment or not. But screens on phones did start getting bigger once they realized we could start watching porn on them lol. But I understand the people being on them all the time. Yes I also understand the irony of this that yes I'm mobile so I'm on my phone all the time to be on the site lol. Also

Morning all
Most modern information technology advances were in some part driven by improving access to porn.
a puppet says the internet is for porn while looking out of a window

Computer Graphics: Porn
Internet Bandwidth: Porn
Wifi/Cellular Data: Porn
AI: Porn (deepfakes)
hell guys
a blue background with the words  remember jesus saves
a man is singing into a microphone while wearing a red shirt with flowers on it .



And the backreading is finished!!
a little girl in a red jacket is dancing in front of a camera .
 

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a statue of a banana with a funny face and the words `` hello there '' written below it .'' written below it .
I could swear I've seen those images posted here with higher res... coffee one just doesn't have the same impact with all that crustiness.
hmmmm I will check -- my folders are a bit crusty indeed --- unfortunately that is the highest res of that one I have will offer this as a replacement
 
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Hi guys, I'm back again.
I started a bit of back reading and saw a comment from @uncbuck to one of my posts yesterday that required my immediate attention!
(It also gives me the opportunity to repost my gif from yesterday which I thought was amusing and may never get to use again.😢)
Anyway , whilst I continue back reading this is what I got hung up on..

This was Conzi teaching me how to subdue a gator. I said it was lucky he pulled out in time before he shot his load..
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Uncbuck replied with..

which made me think, "what if Conzi hadn't of pulled out?"

I think this might have been the result of his offspring attacking holes around the Everglades now!.. :D
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Anyway, back to my backreading now!
@CozeeBeaver

Do you have access to the thread The Lurker Zoo?

If so you should post the Conzigator their!

Good morning folks! I joined a new group today.



Nearly 12 hours later... Hi Slum!


Welcome back!
a man in a blue shirt and red shorts is stretching on a yoga mat with the words welcome back below him .


prince is sitting on a couch in a black and white photo .



Most modern information technology advances were in some part driven by improving access to porn.
a puppet says the internet is for porn while looking out of a window

Computer Graphics: Porn
Internet Bandwidth: Porn
Wifi/Cellular Data: Porn
AI: Porn (deepfakes)

a blue background with the words  remember jesus saves
a man is singing into a microphone while wearing a red shirt with flowers on it .



And the backreading is finished!!
a little girl in a red jacket is dancing in front of a camera .

OMG Squeeky did it!!!

 

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a blue machine is being used to shred something

congratulations on your purchase. unfortunately...
a stuffed penguin is holding a gun and a cloth around its neck .




Huh... I missed this one post in between me reading and going to bed last night...
a group of minions are standing in front of a door and they are saying welcome back .
a man in a suit says you 're home now're home now
Serious with how much you post you still don't have P4
 
Serious with how much you post you still don't have P4
I'm both collecting interest to get a buffer and hoping there's a sale. I had technically enough coins 2 weeks ago but that would've left me with ~0 coins.
 
Hi guys, I'm back again.
I started a bit of back reading and saw a comment from @uncbuck to one of my posts yesterday that required my immediate attention!
(It also gives me the opportunity to repost my gif from yesterday which I thought was amusing and may never get to use again.😢)
Anyway , whilst I continue back reading this is what I got hung up on..

This was Conzi teaching me how to subdue a gator. I said it was lucky he pulled out in time before he shot his load..
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Uncbuck replied with..

which made me think, "what if Conzi hadn't of pulled out?"

I think this might have been the result of his offspring attacking holes around the Everglades now!.. :D
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Anyway, back to my backreading now!
Welcome back Beaver! Good to see you. :p
Good morning folks! I joined a new group today.



Nearly 12 hours later... Hi Slum!


And the backreading is finished!!
a little girl in a red jacket is dancing in front of a camera .
Good morning Squeeky!
Ehh better late than never! :p
@CozeeBeaver

Do you have access to the thread The Lurker Zoo?

If so you should post the Conzigator their!
As for as I know, it should be in the General Discussions, so Beaver should be able to see it. :p
 
@CozeeBeaver

Do you have access to the thread The Lurker Zoo?

If so you should post the Conzigator their!



OMG Squeeky did it!!!

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The Lurker Zoo is open for everyone! We here at Raccoon Inc. don't want to deprive anyone the joy of seeing the majestic animals. ❤️
 
The Lurker Zoo is open for everyone! We here at Raccoon Inc. don't want to deprive anyone the joy of seeing the majestic animals. ❤️
Just be careful not to get too close to the conzi cage, lest you want your holes filled.
 
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Thank you so much for noting and improving on my gentle offerings Cozee! I am honored

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Welcome back Beaver! Good to see you. :p

Good morning Squeeky!
Ehh better late than never! :p

As for as I know, it should be in the General Discussions, so Beaver should be able to see it. :p
a bald man wearing headphones and a black shirt is making a funny face while holding his fist in the air .


a man is talking to another man and says i mean , he 's so fast , he makes fast people look not fast


a man with a mustache says  sometimes i 'm uh fast
a man wearing a toyota face mask says  was kind of slow
 
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Ugh. Right now I'm st that point where I have just enough brain fog and headache to be annoying and making me really unproductive.
 

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