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[User_119470]

Whoa, someone actually did the math!!

To get a picture in the brain: that is the filling or about two whirlpools

 

[User_108364]

Whoa, someone actually did the math!!

 

[uncbuck]

Good Morning All! I'm back - well provisioned with coffee and plans for the day -- Involves a lot of football and beer - interspersed with backreading and catching up here whilst working on pithy replies

Happy Sunday!

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[User_119470]

What people do on a boring sunday...
We could find out how many sperms are in 3ml ejaculate and add that... so see how many people are potentially never born because of masterbating...
Other to say the other way round: How many people I do not have to get to know

 

[anon670-1]

Ok I should probably start intermittently posting these cause I hate having to split them up later when I hit the limit

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another quote of the day!!!

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Finally someone with realistic expectations of me thank you!
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Do you believe me if I say I never played much of it? I was always really bad at bluffing.

And also, it's my first post here again in days. I'm again busy with another thing and this week I got the flu or something similar.
Both my throat and my nose are shitty now.
The temperature keep changing, and the fucking smoke everywhere don't help, either.
I haven't done any backreading yet, but eventually I'll be here with weeks old quote walls. Hahaha

Hope your feeling better by now bestie!

Week old quote walls that would be crazy.

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HE SCRATCHED MY DELOREAN!

your delorian? I thought it was @mime's

yoinking this I always need more fun sus gifs
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hmmmmm that sounds like a likely story -- not

haha it was true until this past week
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"If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else."

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I didn't really get this quote until I stumbled across this old photo where @Guz89 is doing all the hard work lifting up bonk and Slum, but in the end he's also lifting up Guz!

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So the quote is about If you’re feeling down, the best way to “lift yourself up" is to just start stacking people on top of each other. Before you know it, you’ll be elevated both physically and spiritually. Plus, you get a picture out of it!
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Won’t notice, eh?

Oh, I have to quoted on the fly also, otherwise I forget what I want to reply, and the goldfish memory doesn't help.

Sometimes if I can't remember what I wanted to say I preview the post on click on the quote to bring me back to the orginal post usually I can remember once I can see the whole thing. Sometimes not tho and I end up deleting it
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Hi DD, you enjoy playing games today.

cuase this seems to be @-Bonk- in the games

Did win anything? Nope, but its good to play something different

I feel you there I never win at these game nights but I always have fun!

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Good for you. Too bad this is only available on Tabletop Sim.

This was a big selling point on getting it haha

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That's what I call a short, sharp shower of shit.

While I'm glad we have more alfie, I'm not entirely sold on new style. that being said... YAY MORE ALFIE.

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Hi, just got cell service again. The devastation here is unreal. I don't expect to have power or real internet for a week. I'll be able to work at least since have power there.

Who wants to wager how many pages I'll need to backread in this thread say next week? I'll bet 100 pages myself.

Sorry to hear about the power. You were pretty close I missed the week because of work and it was 80/90 pages!

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Yeah, but I figured most of the mouth-breathers here don't understand terms like "order of magnitude" or "exponentially".

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So whats everyone up too?

Getting distracted from the backread by playing losing games in tabletop sim
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I really get the feeling that marketing is a field that people who were always told their ideas were great even when they weren't go. There are some seriously bed decisions that come out of marketing.

I hadn't considered that but it does make a lot of sense

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This made me miss the coffee shop right outside my university it had a bar in the back and the barista would always give me drinks from back there first thing in the morning even though they weren't supposed to open the bar part until the afternoon

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I may have gotten carried away...

@Slumdum @Guz89 @Guz89 @Evil Surgeon

These are amazing!​

try to... I don't know, go outside sometimes ?

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have they moved on from communism is whatever i dont like or is that still happening? cause it seems blaming woke is the new way of manipulating people or well same tactics different words

Hear both pretty often​

Hey I've got a question. Am I allowed to give away my coins?

I always accept unwanted coins. But I saw that others are in line ahead of me

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Time for me to go do some strenght training... i have a shape to maintaint
see you later

There's always a gif.

I think you should all check out some of these games!

Yeah like sorry, or uno! Still working out th ekinks on Risk and need to try out Catan still but definitely encourage more people to check them out!
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Work continues to be a shit how. For perspective, my job typically requires 1-2 hours a day of active work, and usually about an hour's worth of meetings. Right now, it is requiring about 6 hours of active work and an hour of meetings. Nothing is getting finished across any of my projects because of delays, incompetence, or too many stakeholders being indecisive. Things will go back to normal once these projects clear, but they just keep hanging around. One project should have been over in under a month and has dragged on for 5.

Geez that sounds rough jsmith hope that those projects get cleared out soon.
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When he's been summoned.. no spell will help sooth your poor poopie hole. Sorry.

But you can do some reading on a few topics that may help.

Oops.. no, not that book. That won't help.

I think this is the book you were trying to give them

Alright fess up, which one of you fuckos was this

Spoiler

Oh no @Guz have I not been feeding you enough pics, so you turned to crawling under cars??

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How's the slumster on this fine tuesday? Praising the coon on

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I hope!

I missed International Raccoon Appreciation Day! Extra treats for algeo to make up for it

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Morning sluts. Been trying for like 2 hours to get this backreading done but I keep getting derailed.

Sadly I know that feeling all too well
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Tis a sad day when people hear/read a movie name and their first thought is the remake...

Indeed I was like what are they talking about I completely forgot about that trash remake
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@-Bonk- @Xonia @Evil Surgeon
@Shawnchapp @Inyo @Teaspoon

Story Time.

Spoiler: Story Time. The Lewd Lurker Creature

Narrator: Gather around dear friends and let me tell you the legend of the Lewd Lurker creature.

Once upon a time in the village of Lewd there was peace and happiness, and a man
named Bonk lived happily with his beloved Slumdum. He had intended to marry her
and make Slum his wife. But deep in the forest of Lewd inside an old cabin
in the woods, lived a witch, and this witch was seeking revenge on the towns people
who once banished her coven.

So the witch devised a plan against the citizens of Lewd. And a monster was created
by a crazy mad Evil Surgeon who had dug up the corpses of the dead, and brought their
severed body parts before the powerful witch called Xonia. This creature was brought to life
with the powers of the necronomicon which was a spell book inked in blood and bound
in human flesh.

The creature had the sunglasses of Kavinsky, the ears of the goblin Flaming,
the fangs of the vampire Inyo, the head of the Swedish chef Conzibald, the eyes of the
Teaspoon, the scrotum of bloodheart the pirate, the hands of luciddream, the legs of racoon
Algeo, with just a pinch of Anon-670, all these body parts were stitched together by the
Evil Surgeon.

This creature was then given life by the Witch at the Surgeons laboratory and terrorized the
village of Lewd, and many villagers died, including the beloved Slumdum, in anger the
wise nobleman Bonk decided to fight the beast and destroy it! After a brutal
fight the wiseman Bonk vanquished the beast, but in the process lost his hand
in battle, he then buried the remains of the creature on a hilltop and placed
a cross as a marker above it.

But the old witch would not be defeated so easily, and she used her powers
and read from the Necronomican once again and brought the creature back from the dead, but the creature
required a sacrifice, so the evil surgeon with scalpel in hand killed the witch and gave the
body to the beast and it devoured the witch broom and all, now the creature was
far stronger than before as it had the powers of the witch Xonia. The creature began
terrorizing the village again, Bonk fought the creature but was no match with only one
hand, so Bonk went to his toolshed and attached a chainsaw to his hand, and also grabbed
his trusty shotgun which he nicknamed poonstick sorry I mean boomstick.

Bonk: Wait.....I kind of like the nickname poonstick, can we keep it?

Narrator: Fine then

So Bonk went to his toolshed and attached a chainsaw to his hand, and also grabbed
his trusty shotgun which he nicknamed PoonStick.


Slumdum: Wait......

Narrator: What?

Slumdum: Hey bonky name the shotgun after me!

Bonk: You want me to call it the Slumgun?

Slumdum: No....Call it the Slumstick.

Narrator: Seriously?

Slum: yeah call it the Slumstick!

Narrator: Well Bonk what are we calling it?

Bonk: I'm thinking, I'm thinking....

Narrator: Some time this century please!

Bonk: Yeah call it the Slumstick after my baby Slum!


So Bonk went to his toolshed and attached a chainsaw to his hand, and also grabbed
his trusty shotgun which he nicknamed the SlumStick.


Bonk fought the beast creature and after a long battle he shot it with the Slumstick and cut off
it's head with the chainsaw, but it re-attached it's own head, then the evil surgeon danced
in delight as he thought his creature was unstoppable, but Bonk had secretly devised a plan and
hired a hooker named StephanieD to put Xlax in the tea of the surgeon.

StephanieD: Seriously why do I got to be a damn hooker for?

Narrator: What do you want to be?

StephanieD: I'm a banana princess!

Narrator: Fine. Bonk had secretly devised a plan and hired a banana princess
named StephanieD to put Xlax in the tea of the surgeon,


StephanieD: excuse me mr. narrator

Narrator: What is it now?

StephanieD: I'm kind of confused, you see you put Xlax in the tea
of the evil surgeon.

Narrator: And?

StephanieD: And that's spelled like the name of the user on the lewd forum instead of the pills
that make you go poop.

Slumdum: She is right you know.

Bonk: Yeah I agree with Steph.

Narrator: Fine. And will you three do me a favor and stop interrupting
my story!

Slum: Sorry
Bonk: Sorry
StephanieD: Sorry

Narrator: Now where was I. Oh yes....
Bonk fought the beast creature and after a long battle he shot it and cut off it's head, but it
re-attached it's own head, then the evil surgeon danced in delight as he thought his creature
was unstoppable, but Bonk had secretly devised a plan and hired a banana princess
named StephanieD to put Ex-lax in the tea of the surgeon. Then he sent a village boy named
Shawneth Chappeth to the Surgeon's laboratory, and while the Surgeon was in the shitter,
the boy quickly grabbed the book and ran away and took it to the wise man Bonk.

Bonk the wiseman had the village boy Shawneth Chappeth to read the
words of the book to try and vanquish the creature, a giant portal opened,
and the portal sucked up the beast, but Bonk flew into the portal with it, and that
was the last anyone ever saw of the lewd lurker beast or the wiseman known as Bonk.

Evil Surgeon: Hey wait a minute

Narrator: What do you want?

Evil Surgeon: Why do I have to be the bad guy behind it all?
Why can't I be an innocent pawn and Underlord be the ultimate evil?

Narrator: Fine!

As it turns out it was the master plan of the Underlord who had
used brain washing techniques to control the evil surgeon and trick
him into doing his bidding. The End

StephanieD: Hey wait a minute...

Narrator: What is it now?

StephanieD: That Lewd creature sounds a lot like Slumdum's Guwnknime.

Narrator: Huh?

StephanieD: I think you copied the Lewd creature after it.

Narrator: No I didn't !

Slumdum: It does sound similar to my creature the Guwnknime.

Narrator: Bullshit!

Bonk: Don't you dare raise your voice at my baby slum!

Narrator: Screw you guys!

StephanieD: Don't make me get Conzibald!

Narrator: haha what's that old Swedish chef gonna do?

StephanieD: He'll drill some mole holes in your butt.

Narrator: What?

Conzibald: viggy, vingy, swingy, wiggy, viggy

Narrator: AHHHHHH get this crazy swede off of me!

StephanieD: Then you shouldn't have called me a hooker.

Narrator: But I apologized and fixed it.

StephanieD: Yeah...well I've been watching Cobra Kai on Netflix.

Narrator: What's that mean?

StephanieD: It means no mercy bitch! Fill the holes Conzi.

Narrator: NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo

The End

Amazing!!!!!! More storytime from Steph please!
Also I feel like we could make some money off some merch on this story here's a prototype
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Gonna admit... I was tempted to try and create something from the description of the creature.

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Let's start this October off Bonki!
I look like some kinda Digimon!

rofl
Slumthornmon​

Description: A plant-based Digimon with bright orange bark-like skin and thorny green hair. Slumthornmon can control vines and plant life, using them to entangle and trap its foes. Its hair acts as poisonous thorns that can harm anyone who gets too close. It’s often seen protecting the forests and jungles of the LewdCorner World, keeping balance in the natural world.

I had an idea that I really liked recently, but I didn't write it down and have forgotten it.

Hiya Evil, nice pirate costume, I see @-Bonk- and @Slumdum have already got theirs I have to figure out mine.

I'm still pondering what to do with mine as well. I like what you went with for yours!​

Hey stranger things have happened

Hey it's my origin story!

and because I forgot it in my last post you guys get two this time
Europe -- The Final Shawty



This will not in fact be the final Shawty

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[conzibald]

That is billions of years away if our estimation is correct (probably isn't) but mainly humanity is dooming itself and most life on this planet as we know it ^^ but who cares just fuck and enjoy life while we have it!

 

[User_61141]

@anon670-1 I love you too, I'll reply when I finish some updates <3

 

[uncbuck]

For those who celebrate the theme, today is top hats!

Top hats? tis a difficult quest - something unique - - unexpected -- and noteworthy

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[nonamouth]

Time for the mime to get some sleep.

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For those who celebrate the theme, today is top hats!

 

[uncbuck]

Time for pats

Is there ever a special time for pats?

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[conzibald]

@anon670-1 I love you too, I'll reply when I finish some updates <3

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[User_108364]

Ok I should probably start intermittently posting these cause I hate having to split them up later when I hit the limit

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Finally someone with realistic expectations of me thank you!


Hope your feeling better by now bestie!

Week old quote walls that would be crazy.

haha

yoinking this I always need more fun sus gifs


haha it was true until this past week


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I didn't really get this quote until I stumbled across this old photo where @Guz89 is doing all the hard work lifting up bonk and Slum, but in the end he's also lifting up Guz!

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So the quote is about If you’re feeling down, the best way to “lift yourself up" is to just start stacking people on top of each other. Before you know it, you’ll be elevated both physically and spiritually. Plus, you get a picture out of it!

Sometimes if I can't remember what I wanted to say I preview the post on click on the quote to bring me back to the orginal post usually I can remember once I can see the whole thing. Sometimes not tho and I end up deleting it

cuase this seems to be @-Bonk- in the games

I feel you there I never win at these game nights but I always have fun!



This was a big selling point on getting it haha

Sorry to hear about the power. You were pretty close I missed the week because of work and it was 80/90 pages!

Getting distracted from the backread by playing losing games in tabletop sim


I hadn't considered that but it does make a lot of sense



This made me miss the coffee shop right outside my university it had a bar in the back and the barista would always give me drinks from back there first thing in the morning even though they weren't supposed to open the bar part until the afternoon

These are amazing!

Hear both pretty often


I always accept unwanted coins. But I saw that others are in line ahead of me

Yeah like sorry, or uno! Still working out th ekinks on Risk and need to try out Catan still but definitely encourage more people to check them out!


Geez that sounds rough jsmith hope that those projects get cleared out soon.
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I think this is the book you were trying to give them

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Oh no @Guz have I not been feeding you enough pics, so you turned to crawling under cars??

I missed International Raccoon Appreciation Day! Extra treats for algeo to make up for it

Sadly I know that feeling all too well


Indeed I was like what are they talking about I completely forgot about that trash remake


Amazing!!!!!! More storytime from Steph please!
Also I feel like we could make some money off some merch on this story here's a prototype

rofl
Slumthornmon​

Description: A plant-based Digimon with bright orange bark-like skin and thorny green hair. Slumthornmon can control vines and plant life, using them to entangle and trap its foes. Its hair acts as poisonous thorns that can harm anyone who gets too close. It’s often seen protecting the forests and jungles of the LewdCorner World, keeping balance in the natural world.

I'm still pondering what to do with mine as well. I like what you went with for yours!


Hey it's my origin story!

and because I forgot it in my last post you guys get two this time
Europe -- The Final Shawty

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This will not in fact be the final Shawty

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@anon670-1 I love you too, I'll reply when I finish some updates <3

Oh hello there guuuuuz!



Should I even ask what's going on with your signature?



Is it trying to reach the forum's escape hatch that we keep on the right side of the screen?

 

[craythree]

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Good afternoon. Checking in as I get caffeinated.

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[User_61141]

Should I even ask what's going on with your signature?
Is it trying to reach the forum's escape hatch that we keep on the right side of the screen?

this is the problem with hard coded shit, it don't adapt to different resolutions, I'll just disable

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[User_108364]

this is the problem with hard coded shit, it don't adapt to different resolutions, I'll just disable

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What were you trying to do? It looks fine as is to the simple eyes of this raccoon.

 

[Hexborn_Magus]

Hate waking up after a night of constantly waking up. Especially when I have a tabletop to DM later. Bleh.

 

[CozeeBeaver]

Finally, back again. I finished my Gif which ended up taking 2+ hours (wished I hadn't started now. had to redraw and colour every frame!)
Nevertheless, its a bit wobbly but will do and I will use it daily. I hope you like it
Now off to do some..........

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C Ya soon!

 

[User_114674]

I didn't really get this quote until I stumbled across this old photo where @Guz89 is doing all the hard work lifting up bonk and Slum, but in the end he's also lifting up Guz!

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So the quote is about If you’re feeling down, the best way to “lift yourself up" is to just start stacking people on top of each other. Before you know it, you’ll be elevated both physically and spiritually. Plus, you get a picture out of it!​

all this is to lift my son up, but you can't see him up there

I always accept unwanted coins. But I saw that others are in line ahead of me​

stop being underlord

Oh no @Guz have I not been feeding you enough pics, so you turned to crawling under cars??

Spoiler: I can fix that

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wait wtf was that LMAO

Oh hello there guuuuuz!

What were you trying to do? It looks fine as is to the simple eyes of this raccoon.

well, on a standard screen(1080p) and default theme it works pretty well, it's a background to the text-field, but it gets fucked up if you change the resolution, so for now is pointless.

Have fun guys, I helped a little with the updates, but I need to go, I'll be back in some hours. Don't burn the place, mime is not here to help me

 

[Slumdum]

Hello everyone!
I'm back!

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Spoiler: Raccoonus Maximus

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Hello everyone. Hope you're all doing great!

Raccoonus Maximus!

Spoiler: Grim21

Honestly, now I'm more confused. Do we not know or is the Exclusive area for AI? Is that just the best guess and we don't actually know or something else?

If you read the description of both P4 and P5 as of right this moment, they both give access to the "Exclusive Zone", if it's gonna be the same zone P5 gives, we don't know yet.

Spoiler: HandholdDegen

Hi!

Heey!

Henlo! Going good so far.

We love pats here!

Oh, and here's pats for everyone else whose names I can readily find by tags

@mime

@-Bonk-

@Slumdum

@HTYYHRK

@conzibald

@Evil Surgeon

@Guz

@Guz89

@Shawnchapp

@Hexborn_Magus

@Vkun

@kikomascado

@TheDude14

@Silrog22

@Flaming1

If I missed your head, don't feel bad. I will pat you~~!!


Also, we really blew past 2000 pages, didn't we? Wow.

Spoiler: Bonki

What to do what to do.......i got it !!













G'nite Slummy, see ya in the morn

Bonki can travel in time too?!

Forget to tuck you in ? Surely you're mistaken.....





I'm pretty sure i did

Well now that you mention it... I do seem to recall you doing it...

Spoiler: LuqhsA07

good day fellow fappers. Saturday was a great day! I picked out pumpkins with the wife then we with a few friends went to Applebees and bought literal buckets of booze. After that we drank more and watched “Birdemic terror and shock” yesterday was great but today I am paying for the repercussions for yesterday with an amazing hangover. Happy Sunday

Isn't Birdemic terror and shock” the really badly made movie about the birds killing people?

Spoiler: anon

Yupp, I saw it all!

Sure, I'll take a shot at it, when I get around to it!

rofl
Slumthornmon​

Description: A plant-based Digimon with bright orange bark-like skin and thorny green hair. Slumthornmon can control vines and plant life, using them to entangle and trap its foes. Its hair acts as poisonous thorns that can harm anyone who gets too close. It’s often seen protecting the forests and jungles of the LewdCorner World, keeping balance in the natural world.

Now I also wanna make a custom digivolution line for it!

 

[conzibald]

Don't burn the place

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