discussion Nipple Dispensers

[Captain Panda]

If you could spay any house hold liquid out of your nipples, what would it be?

This is defiantly a normal question

 

[xxnotyounothim]

If you could spay any house hold liquid out of your nipples, what would it be?

This is defiantly a normal question

Can i chose one liquid per nipple?

 

[Captain Panda]

Can i chose one liquid per nipple?

good question, why not

 

[xxnotyounothim]

good question, why not

Well then, one would be water i mean duh
The second.....coffee?
Yeah coffee sounds good

 

[Captain Panda]

Well then, one would be water i mean duh
The second.....coffee?
Yeah coffee sounds good

you want 37c water and coffee thats warm water and cold coffee. i think i will have cottage cheese and sparking milk

 

[xxnotyounothim]

you want 37c water and coffee thats warm water and cold coffee. i think i will have cottage cheese and sparking milk

Oh havent thought about the temp tbh

 

[Captain Panda]

Oh havent thought about the temp tbh

GOD DAMN IT, HOW COULD YOU!!!!!!

these are the important hard hitting questions, how can we advance as a species with out thinking about this.

 

[xxnotyounothim]

GOD DAMN IT, HOW COULD YOU!!!!!!

these are the important hard hitting questions, how can we advance as a species with out thinking about this.

Hmm there arent many liquids that that id like when they are at 37c i mean so i might a soup of some kind?

 

[Captain Panda]

Hmm there arent many liquids that that id like when they are at 37c i mean so i might a soup of some kind?

thats a good idea, could be infanly useful

 

[AlBetGam]

Gasoline. (I have it in my household, therefore it is a household liquid).

I'll run the most uncomfortable filling station on the planet.

 

[Captain Panda]

Gasoline. (I have it in my household, therefore it is a household liquid).

I'll run the most uncomfortable filling station on the planet.

not sure i would count that, i have 2 stroke oil, engine oil and paraphin but not something i use in the house so im not gonna count it.

i could make napalm and have it in my house but its not a house hold liquid

 

[AlBetGam]

not sure i would count that, i have 2 stroke oil, engine oil and paraphin but not something i use in the house so im not gonna count it.

i could make napalm and have it in my house but its not a house hold liquid

I mow my lawn with it, that's a household chore. Check and mate.

 

[Captain Panda]

I mow my lawn with it, that's a household chore. Check and mate.

i would call that "yard work" King me

 

[AlBetGam]

i would call that "yard work" King me

When you buy a house what's part of the purchase? That's right, the yard. Therefore the yard is an element of the house and yardwork is housework. Yahtzee!

 

[Captain Panda]

When you buy a house what's part of the purchase? That's right, the yard. Therefore the yard is an element of the house and yardwork is housework. Yahtzee!

dunno, if i payed for someone to do yard work and then asked them when they are going to do the dishes, im sure they would have something to say.

UNO!

 

[AlBetGam]

dunno, if i payed for someone to do yard work and then asked them when they are going to do the dishes, im sure they would have something to say.

UNO!

And if I hired a cook they might refuse to do my laundry, because that's not the task they were hired for.

But if I hired a general purpose employee to help with tasks around the house, there'd be no reason I couldn't include yard tasks in their responsibilities.

Umm... Sorry!

 

[Captain Panda]

And if I hired a cook they might refuse to do my laundry, because that's not the task they were hired for.

But if I hired a general purpose employee to help with tasks around the house, there'd be no reason I couldn't include yard tasks in their responsibilities.

Umm... Sorry!

awww you ruined the game and didnt do the sign off, ive completly forgot what your answer was lol

Shit Head!

 

[AlBetGam]

awww you ruined the game and didnt do the sign off, ive completly forgot what your answer was lol

Shit Head!

Au contraire!

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[Captain Panda]

Au contraire!

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is this you saying sorry? or is this a nipple pic?

 

[BerryJ]

If you could spay any house hold liquid out of your nipples, what would it be?

No need to hypothesize, go to town with the Nipple Express Universal Pump and Please.

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Most importantly, this won't give me leak stains on my t-shirts.