funny i was thinking of the same exact thing... Rod Serling away!!!
Actually that would be my first action as well - though it would be a large diesel pickup truck. Then take that to a motorcycle store and pick up three bikes, then take one of the bikes back to the car lot and pick up a back up diesel pickup truck, then take one of the bikes back to the car lot and pick up a back up , back up diesel pickup truck. then stock up on diesel generators. Then take a bike to a fuel depot and steal a tank truck full of diesel. Then take another bike to the fuel depot and pick up another diesel fuel truck. (Diesel has a much longer shelf life than gasoline) . At that point my immediate needs are taken care of so I would take one of the trucks with a bike in the back and go to every one of my high school bully's houses and piss on their belongings. Then head out to pick up food -- lots of preserved food . Then locate and acquire a diesel fuel cleaning truck . You are now set with fuel and food for some years and can go back to pissing on bully's belongings.Go to the car lot and get me a new free car.
eat a lot of food, drive a cool fast car while jerking off and then crash into a telephone pole at 200mph
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