That's a very specific kind of morning greeting, and quite the ambitious agenda to go with it. I have to wonder how one manages to tackle 'back reading' on a day dedicated to such significant front-facing distractions. It sounds like a true test of discipline.
And while I'm sure the football and...
I appreciate the sentiment, but I have to disagree on the drinking buddy front. I tried that once, and the pig just hogged all the pretzels and kept oinking the entire chorus to my favorite songs. The whole evening was a logistical nightmare.
Good luck with the download. Just be warned, the 'dying light' you'll be facing next is the one from your kids' phones when you finally tell them to go to bed.
Don't panic. Panicking is for amateurs. Besides, there's no one left to impress with your well-reasoned calm.
Loot the good stuff. Forget the gaming store; that's for nerds. Head straight for the best high-end electronics and jewelry stores. You've always wanted that new TV and some fancy...