discussion Anti-Social & Lurker - Hideout spot

[ZoomBonk]

Kids are smart and know their parents have sex. (Sorry, SPOILER to any that still believes in the stork theory!) With the internet and digital cameras, they know the items in the nightstand are not for massaging neck pain and the videos are not to brush up on our knowledge of anatomy.

Still, even though things are known, it's never mentioned. I just don't like that anyone has ammo on us.

Sex is a myth only government issued cranes are real

 

[Aarau]

Kids are smart and know their parents have sex. (Sorry, SPOILER to any that still believes in the stork theory!) With the internet and digital cameras, they know the items in the nightstand are not for massaging neck pain and the videos are not to brush up on our knowledge of anatomy.

They know, we know but... that's life.
Good for us that we didn't live in theyr age with only magazine.

 

[Captain Panda]

They know, we know but... that's life.
Good for us that we didn't live in theyr age with only magazine.

Ah I miss randomly finding a porn mag in the woods as a kid lol

 

[Coffee]

They know, we know but... that's life.
Good for us that we didn't live in theyr age with only magazine.

I heard about magazines. My parents had them. My brother had a secret hiding place that Mom would never find. Under his mattress.

Ah I miss randomly finding a porn mag in the woods as a kid lol

Seriously, finding them in the woods. Some might find that creepy, but actually I find that sort of hot.

 

[Captain Panda]

Seriously, finding them in the woods. Some might find that creepy, but actually I find that sort of hot.

How or why they got there is a mystery but was always a good day. Haha

 

[dirty36]

don't ask why my legs are underground it is just part of my name Underlord meaning I have earth style powers haha

Hmmm... To me it looks like you are on your knees begging @Evil Surgeon not to snap the neck of the piggy...

Also, sorry Evil.
This site or my skinternet was slow last night and I didn't respond.
Stop by anytime if you want to try the trampoline again...

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[ZoomBonk]

Seriously, finding them in the woods. Some might find that creepy, but actually I find that sort of hot.

The forbidden tome of coitus

 

[uncbuck]

Good Morning all and Happy Casual Friday / Soylent Green day / Spaghetti Wrestling Day / Fuck It Friday! The day that has something for everyone! Time for coffee, backreading, awarding reactions for deserving Lewdians and more coffee!

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[KaySwitchPrime]

Ah I miss randomly finding a porn mag in the woods as a kid lol

Same...one time when I was a kid we were at my uncles place in a rural area, his neighbors barn was right beside his property. So of course we went exploring. Inside the barn was an old car and in the backseat of the car were boxes of old porn magazines. Wow, we learned a lot that day!

 

[Underlord]

Hmmm... To me it looks like you are on your knees begging @Evil Surgeon not to snap the neck of the piggy...

Also, sorry Evil.
This site or my skinternet was slow last night and I didn't respond.
Stop by anytime if you want to try the trampoline again...

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You just want to trap him right haha

He won't kill his fellow pig haha

 

[ZoomBonk]

I remember finding a porn dvd with my friend from his dads room and it was so scratched that it was like a powerpoint with 15sec between every image lol

 

[Mitsushi]

Finally a day off to catch up on things, hope everyone is having a fantastic fucking Friday!

 

[KaySwitchPrime]

I remember finding a porn dvd with my friend from his dads room and it was so scratched that it was like a powerpoint with 15sec between every image lol

That just reminded me of trying to watch porn on a scrambled satellite channel at my friends house when we were kids

 

[Recon]

Sure.....how goes your friday?

Pretty good so far gonna go meet up with some friends for a movie later. How goes your friday?

I hope you had the Scar Joe visit I ordered

Lets just say it was a very good dream

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[Underlord]

Pretty good so far gonna go meet up with some friends for a movie later. How goes your friday?

Already over haha

 

[Coffee]

First, I would like to apologize for posting two comments in a row earlier. I guess that's frowned upon. As one can guess, I came to this thread to get 750 AC, but to my surprise, I enjoy it. There is no way that I can start from the beginning or even keep up. Still, this has been a pleasant experience.

 

[katori]

lol man only me that leave the character training at tibia and go play some indie game?

 

[Mitsushi]

Ah I miss randomly finding a porn mag in the woods as a kid lol

That just reminded me of trying to watch porn on a scrambled satellite channel at my friends house when we were kids

That's funny that's exactly what I was going to say was the scrambled channels for me, I remember I went to my dads cousins house one time and he was like just watch out what channels you go to and I'm like why? Well turns out he was one of the only people I ever met that actually paid for the playboy channel lol

Good Morning all and Happy Casual Friday / Soylent Green day / Spaghetti Wrestling Day / Fuck It Friday! The day that has something for everyone! Time for coffee, backreading, awarding reactions for deserving Lewdians and more coffee!

Good morning uncbuck, hope it's been a good Friday so far!

 

[dirty36]

You just want to trap him right haha

Hey, That's @TheDude14
Haven't seen him in a while...

First, I would like to apologize for posting two comments in a row earlier. I guess that's frowned upon. As one can guess, I came to this thread to get 750 AC, but to my surprise, I enjoy it. There is no way that I can start from the beginning or even keep up. Still, this has been a pleasant experience.

 

[uncbuck]

There are a LOT of newbies with us today to all of you I say Welcome! -- may of our residents will help you along with advice on how to make your transition to Lewdsville more fun for you. But in case they are being slack I will do a bit of that here.

Antisocial Thread is probably most active thread
read through the very first post about the rules
https://lewdcorner.com/threads/anti-social-lurker-hideout-spot.12155

Other stuff you might want to read on to understand the site:

The Coin-Hustlers University
https://lewdcorner.com/threads/the-coin-hustlers-university.8925/

Activity Coin stuff
https://lewdcorner.com/threads/credit-system-for-purchasing-members.6613/

Another VERY important point! We have a semi-official "welcomer" named @conzibald Some new members prefer to avoid his "attentions" If you would like to be semi immune to his attention I can sell you various Anti-conzi options.

A Multi-Pass - This will protect you if Conzi is not carrying his "I can do whatever I want" permit. We can sell you this for a mere 100 AC

We can sell you a @Slumdum disguise from our craftsman @[sora] that may offer some protection . This protects by Predator satiation. Predator satiation is a survival strategy where a prey species briefly becomes highly abundant, causing predators to become overwhelmed and unable to eat or in this case fuck all the available prey. These disguises will run you 200 AC

They will be personalized versions of this:

We also have various types of Anti-conzi personal protective equipment (PPE) reasonably priced at 500 to 1500 AC

For certain immunity from Conzi's attentions we can make an appointment with our very own @Evil Surgeon to perform body modification surgery on you for 4000 AC (8000 AC if you desire anesthesia)

Finally we have a trainer @Underlord who can design for you a personalized fitness program to train your body into a weapon for self defense for 2000 AC.

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Please feel free to deposit these coins into my account to start the ball rolling. I will handle all the paperwork for you.

If not? well say hi to Conzi for me