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How have you been these days?
They are quite nice these days. Much better than those old uncomfortable small coffins. In fact, mine has all the amenities, hot tub, satellite TV, internet and all the requirements a vampire of 21st century needs. it even comes with its very one bar full of bottles of alcoholic blood. Im sure if you ask nicely maybe some vampire coffin maker could be persuaded to knock one of our base models. A regular comfy coffin with padded cells... I mean walls and floor and a nice pillow for your delicate head to rest while we vampires harvest your blood.... I mean wait for you to wake up in the am after a strange feeling and restful nights sleep.
Bull shit man, you humans are all the same. Its as if coffins are just for dead people. Naaa, they are really for the undead. we have ways to raise humans from their so called dead states and make them reborn, so a nice comfy coffin certainly comes in handy ya know
Just see and ask this guy. He is happy fellow
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It depends. when they wanted to cremate me a couple of times I insisted to be but in a steel coffin with fire retarded walls and floor. I must admit, apart from the smell of burning me, and the slight tan, it was remarkably pleasant. Just goes to show that not all coffin need to be fast burning lol
Seriously, I been to quite a few funerals of friend (older people... much much older) and they had lovely coffins, but the brass fixtures were removed I think before or after the cremation, as metal does not really melt that well, but certainly the coffins were not low quality.
I do agree, for humans who passed away the comfy padding and pillows and beautiful coffins most have are to show respect and love for that person, or, in some cases because they are wealthy and have some funeral plan for death.
Now here is a dad joke for those of the comical nature.
Why are vampires always sick? because they are always coffin. boom bam boom...
Im fine. Usual home stuff, and today shopping in the rain, but our shop center is covered so, not got wet, and I been harvest some turmeric and keep plant up old sprouting potato's, so we can have plenty of home food, which is a good bonus. My plan is to grow more home grow food, but the hot humid summer is a problem, but I have some plans and finally have some decent tools to keep the grass and edges from reach such tall wild levels. Our grass here in the summer is pretty hard and wild, so, need to plan best way to manage everything outside in sticky heat.
I hope you been well and happy
Yeah, I changed her when I was last online. I made my pfp from vam, so, I thought I can keep the same pfp here like I do in other sites. Plus I like her. i feel she turned out pretty good. The old pfp was krul tepes, so, thought I can just put my own for some fun
Gee thanks Unbuck. Always it is good to also see you are around and often active.
I don't often visit lurkers thread, mostly the art, but I try to make effort to just say hi when I do. I feel it helps my communication lessons lol
Plus. That womans ass in the shower pic. Man it looks tasty hah. I hope she does not turn round and its a dude with a huge shlong hahaahaha That would spoil the fantasy.
Then again just maybe.....
hahahahaha