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[Poldek]

After I gave you my virginity you treat me as some kind of side bitch?

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I wasn't even on your list of things you want from England

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Awwww... You know I'm kidding, right? I would rent all the boats to bring UK to Europe again, only to have you close to me.

I think Polish is one of the hardest languages to learn. I don't know if that's true or not. I dated a Polski for about a year, ages ago.

Yes, it took me a whole year to learn.

 

[Dean Wincester]

Let's skip all the good advice and just turn your computer off and on again.

Hello and thank you for calling the SlumBody Help me Hotline. This is SlumlingDean speaking, you are number 57 in the queue. Unfortunately today we've had a drastic increase in...

...calls today. As you patiently wait for Lord Slum to be available to answer your call, may I ask...

I don't know if you were purposely referring to this post, but if you were, I now love you

Awwww... You know I'm kidding, right? I would rent all the boats to bring UK to Europe again, only to have you close to me.

Of course I do Poldek You know I love you too. But it mightbe cheaper for you to just buy me a plane ticket than to tow an island with Tug boats.

 

[HarelM]

That's what the cock cages are for.

Meh. Femboys are useless to me, caged or no: I don't desire to sexually dominate them other than by taking the good females for my harem.

A belated good morning all - Won't be around too much on this Throat Punch Thursday -- I was up most of the night with a case of extreme digestive distress (cramping -- etc) but I will try to soldier on. All my plans have been tossed out of the window except for backreading and walking the dogs. Feeling a bit better now but I see a lot of napping and no eating in my foreseeable future.

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What's not to like about Thursdays?



To add a bit of detail and interesting trivia Cinco de Mayo is celebrated in the United States and Mexico, but it is a much more significant observance in the U.S. The reasons for its popularity in the U.S. are varied, and many people think it is Mexico's Independence Day, which is false. Mexican Independence Day is celebrated on Sept. 16. Yanks like it because it is a fun excuse to drink heavily and eat Tacos

TBF, the only difference between 'Cinko da Mayo' and 'Tuesday' for many 'muricans is cheap sombreros, tex-mex (good or bad), and the poison of choice being tequila (good or bad). Decorations are totally optional.

I like the cameltoe/lipslip Thursday theme much better than the throat-punch Thursday theme, FYI.

 

[User_147525]

aside from the Asian food is the only good food you have in London.

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i believe this is the pinnacle of english crusine

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[MasterUser]

So is anyone else unable to post gif's or has the whole of the bar above the chat window grey'ed out?

I blame this "Chaosloli" that's spamming all the chats for coins

If one person is overloading site then he must be very fast or use bots

 

[Poldek]

I don't know if you were purposely referring to this post, but if you were, I now love you

Of course I do Poldek You know I love you too. But it mightbe cheaper for you to just buy me a plane ticket than to tow an island with Tug boats.

But where's the poetry, then?
PS. The IT Crowd is, probably, my favourite comedy show ever.

 

[HarelM]

If one person is overloading site then he must be very fast or use bots

That second one, most likely, yeh.

 

[Dean Wincester]

i believe this is the pinnacle of english crusine

Excuse me Sand! We also have beans on toast and toad in the hole, both of which are far superior

If one person is overloading site then he must be very fast or use bots

So what you are saying is that we are being attacked by Skynet?

But where's the poetry, then?
PS. The IT Crowd is, probably, my favourite comedy show ever.

Who needs poetry when I have you?
Also, yes it's great.

 

[Ciri]

Say what? You want to share? To that I will respond in true native American fashion:

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Spartans has fought in Türkiye in Isparta

 

[Nihyl]

Today was a day full of things to do, now I'm free. How was your day?

 

[Slumdum]

Anyway, I'm off to bed.
Bye everyone, have a good rest of your day/night!
See you all tomorrow!

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[Ciri]

Today was a day full of things to do, now I'm free. How was your day?

Hi Nihyl, my day is good how was yours?

Anyway, I'm off to bed.
Bye everyone, have a good rest of your day/night!
See you all tomorrow!

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Good night Slum. Have a nice rest

 

[Poldek]

Spartans has fought in Türkiye in Isparta

But that's history! Americans don't know about this things.


Just kidding. Don't get angry with the jester.

Excuse me Sand! We also have beans on toast and toad in the hole, both of which are far superior

The fact is that I'm a fan of the English breakfast. Just not the beans, the beans are wrong.

 

[User_160258]

Anyway, I'm off to bed.
Bye everyone, have a good rest of your day/night!
See you all tomorrow!

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Have a good night friendo ! Hows everyones day been going?

 

[RED - 99's iconRED - 99]

I thought I would never witness @MattShizzle reacting on a post.......... but guess what, I did....

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[MasterUser]

So what you are saying is that we are being attacked by Skynet?

Skynet would be one hell of attack. I mean if somebody created one and decided to use it to attack or gain coins on lewd cornet then I don't know if this person should get an award for intelligence for creating self aware AI or Darwin award for using it to gain virtual currency on lewdcorner. And answering all question before they will be asked this site is very good but using skynet to gain real coins would be more intelligent if somebody already created it. Until you take into account that it can be rogue AI then I don't have any idea what skynet would do if it existed. I can only hope it would be lewdcorner friendly

 

[-Bonk-]

Anyway, I'm off to bed.
Bye everyone, have a good rest of your day/night!
See you all tomorrow!

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Yeah....that's cheating, i know. Sleep well my Slumsicle





On the bubble

 

[Poldek]

Anyway, I'm off to bed.
Bye everyone, have a good rest of your day/night!
See you all tomorrow!

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Good night, dear Slum!

 

[mikeross]

Spartans has fought in Türkiye in Isparta

No, no. Those guys in the picture are all ancient native Americans.
It was probably the Ispartans that fought in that Isparta of yours.

 

[Ciri]

But that's history! Americans don't know about this things.


Just kidding. Don't get angry with the jester.

The fact is that I'm a fan of the English breakfast. Just not the beans, the beans are wrong.

Unfortunately, most american people don't know where's Türkiye in the map