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Ok, I don't care, just send us the doctor who show, the beer, the corgis, the BBC, scotland, the British gallery and the national history museum. In exchange you can keep the Spanish, french, greek and Italians restaurants, aside from the Asian food is the only good food you have in London.😂
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Yeah it has gone downhill... my *ehm* weeb friend says. And all those redraws/rewrites idk... I think, I mean he thinks, it's best to just take a break and maybe come back in a few years.
You are right but god story is interesting though
 
Just quaff a fire resist potion, problem solved.

Time for the @KaityCat
who wins in a fight..... @Evil Surgeon or @Lazarus͏ ?

Hm 🤔 Maybe Surgeon, anatomy knowledge advantage?
As Laz said, I think it would be a draw between these two lovely hilarious humans. 💚
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Good afternoon, you beautiful degenerates.

Hope everyone has had a lovely day so far.

Had a fun morning reading through your guys' messages. Also had a lovely day with my wife, she had a record-breaking day today with her online business. She makes and sells jewelry and sold the most she ever has in a single day today. (she came very close to 10k profit just for today).

She typically averages considerably less, but she's been extremely happy and that makes me happy.

The kids will be coming home shortly as I write this and I'll be disappearing for a bit to play some Monster Hunter with my son (he asked to play when he got home and once his work is done, we'll be playing some more).

All that said, the backreading is complete and it's time for the replies! I apologize that this'll be a long one:





Hahaha.

A perfect reply befitting your PFP's gloriously chaotic persona.

Thank you.

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Jokes aside, that was actually beautifully said @Ciri

You're a beautiful addition to our community. Thank you for being here. <3





Nonsense. It's only gay if you cuddle.

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There are lines you can't cross, Slum.. and for those:

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Hello, noob - I am Lazarus. Welcome to our little community. I sincerely hope you have an enjoyable time here - whether it be just to gain access to the Mem+ content or if (like me) you find a place amongst us degenerates that you can call home.

Don't be afraid to ask questions or jump into our silliness if you see the rest of us screwing around.

We're all just trying to have a good time, here. <3





Good (belated) morning, my beautiful frog!

Your art.. it's.. it's..

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Now, about the rest..

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I knew this would happen eventually..

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..but there's no need for jealousy or in-fighting. I love you all equally and I don't want the ones I love to fight.

You'll always be my beautiful special frog, Sandy. I love you.







Nonsense.. I love you both, Slum. We'll work this out - together.







Morning, Shadow Kitten!



Hope you are having/had a lovely day too.

Glad I got to see you a bit more than usual today.





Oh, that's a good QOTD (I've been not answering them so far because I want to do a bulk answer for @KaityCat when she returns, but this one I have to answer right away. Wasn't expecting a full-on call out.)

Thing is, it depends on what kind of fight we're talking about.

A fight to the death? Dance battle? Mud wrestling?

I genuinely love that evil psychopath and I'm fairly sure the feeling is mutual. Put us in a pit and command us to kill each other and I know what I'm doing:

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..I refuse to hurt my family.

Even hypothetically, neither of us can die so.. at best you'll get get a loop of:




..until we get bored and decide to dance and cuddle.

Which isn't even taking into consideration how many other users would be jumping in!





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Mm.. he does, but we weren't talking about - oh...

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See, this is the problem..

Even if it were a serious fight, it wouldn't end with just us.

I know these beautiful fuckers have my back and Evil has his own backup and not a single one of us has any actual animosity between us so we'd all just end up laughing and having a good time.

I really want to setup another dance battle at some point with stricter rules.. so maybe we'll get a clearer answer then? ;)



That's so awesome about your wife's online business. I had an online business for almost 10 years. It was a ton of work, I enjoyed it, but it wasn't very profitable unfortunately. 💚
I know what happened. I pressed, inadvertently, the ignore thread option. 🤪
That is too funny! 💚
A belated good morning all - Won't be around too much on this Throat Punch Thursday -- I was up most of the night with a case of extreme digestive distress (cramping -- etc) but I will try to soldier on. All my plans have been tossed out of the window except for backreading and walking the dogs. Feeling a bit better now but I see a lot of napping and no eating in my foreseeable future.




What's not to like about Thursdays?



To add a bit of detail and interesting trivia Cinco de Mayo is celebrated in the United States and Mexico, but it is a much more significant observance in the U.S. The reasons for its popularity in the U.S. are varied, and many people think it is Mexico's Independence Day, which is false. Mexican Independence Day is celebrated on Sept. 16. Yanks like it because it is a fun excuse to drink heavily and eat Tacos

I think we are having taco Thursday. I hope you feel well soon! 💚
No wiesz, każdego ma coś dziwnego.

Ok, English, motherfucker!
I think Polish is one of the hardest languages to learn. I don't know if that's true or not. I dated a Polski for about a year, ages ago. 💚
Hello everyone. Hope you have all been having a fun and exciting day. Been a bit busier than usual so been trying to type out replies as and when I get chance. Sorry but I expect it's a long one.


I will save you my initial thought of making some rubbish "I'm a Deany in a bottle" joke 😅
Sorry Slum, Slum and Slummy just interchange with Sam and Sammy too well, plus the added fact that you love Supernatural. Looks like you've been forcibly adopted as my brother now. Hell one of the first interactions we had was you asking where Sam was, so you brought it on your self.

Hi Vizer ❤️
Doing great today thank you. Hope you're doing well too.

Hey Nihyl. 💜
Sorry to see you're not sleeping great again lately, hope you haven't felt too exhausted today. Must be all that effort vice leading the Slum council.

Poor Poldek 💙
You know I'll always love you, even if you do have times when you're intellectually challenged.

Sand! 🧡
You've been uncharacteristically quiet today. Hope you're doing well.
As Slum said, we love you buddy. That being said, we hate to see you go but we love to watch you leave. Plus those sheep are pretty damn cute.

Here's the mischievous kitty 🖤
Lurking and waiting for your time to strike with the funnies? Haven't seen you much these past couple of days so I hope you had a great day off yesterday and I hope you've had an equally awesome day today.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. We are just a group of innocent people talking to our online friends about wholesome subjects..


Hello Ciri 🤍
You like to keep poor Slum in work with those daily naughty pics dont you?
Don't push your luck too much or you never know what Slum might do.


I was more more distressed that the tape played without him putting in the tape. I thought he'd moved on to some whole new kind of technology. Seems everything is back to normal now though.

dobrey vyecher to you too Red. nadeyus' u tebya byl khoroshiy den' (Blame google if it's wrong 😅)

major 🤎 Hope you feel better soon

Good day Kay 💚 Sleep deprivation sucks, hope you get to catch up on some much deserved rest tonight. Also hope you enjoy your time watching Thunderbolts*

And what a lovely "Pop in" that is Faptime 🩷
Hope you've also had a great day so far.


(For the record I'm kidding, even if Faptime did mean the cat, I don't like kink shaming. However I think jokes are fine as long as everyone knows it's a joke and noone takes offence)

Haha. Hi dirty ❤️
poor Poldek was missing for 3 days after this incident, i expect licking your butt was the least of his worries.

Hey Cas, Doing all good here thank you very much, hope you are too?

You're trying to start a fight with our Slum?

Only kidding :D or am I....



Hey Scuffed, good to see you.
Hope your weeks been okay and you're not working yourself too hard ❤️


Second cup? What are you? A light weight?

Oh wait, you said GOOD roasts....






Morning Slender 💛
Enjoy your moving shit around and painting


Hi Unc. 🩶
As long as our left arms don't feel numb we can blame the smell of burnt toast on Slender.
Thank you. I'm looking into why my sleep is so bad lately, hopefully it'll get figured out soon. 💚
In Poland, it would be the third city after Warsaw and Krakow. It is the largest concentration of Poles outside Poland.
Wow I did not know that. I also dated someone from Chicago (not the Polski).
Do you remember Tatsumaki ;)

spiral yogurt Pixiv ;)
I do not, but now I want to! 💚
Well, need to go early today, have a nice day/night!

For today... I decided to go with another game that I play, so these images won't be as high on the "furry scale" as usual (only ears and maybe paws)
Gnite Liz, you're the best! 💚

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So is anyone else unable to post gif's or has the whole of the bar above the chat window grey'ed out?
Let's skip all the good advice and just turn your computer off and on again.
 
After I gave you my virginity you treat me as some kind of side bitch?
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I wasn't even on your list of things you want from England
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Awwww... You know I'm kidding, right? I would rent all the boats to bring UK to Europe again, only to have you close to me. ❤️
I think Polish is one of the hardest languages to learn. I don't know if that's true or not. I dated a Polski for about a year, ages ago. 💚
Yes, it took me a whole year to learn.🤪
 
Let's skip all the good advice and just turn your computer off and on again.
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Hello and thank you for calling the SlumBody Help me Hotline. This is SlumlingDean speaking, you are number 57 in the queue. Unfortunately today we've had a drastic increase in...
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...calls today. As you patiently wait for Lord Slum to be available to answer your call, may I ask...
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I don't know if you were purposely referring to this post, but if you were, I now love you ❤️
Awwww... You know I'm kidding, right? I would rent all the boats to bring UK to Europe again, only to have you close to me. ❤️
Of course I do Poldek 💙 You know I love you too. But it mightbe cheaper for you to just buy me a plane ticket than to tow an island with Tug boats.
 
That's what the cock cages are for.
Meh. Femboys are useless to me, caged or no: I don't desire to sexually dominate them other than by taking the good females for my harem.
A belated good morning all - Won't be around too much on this Throat Punch Thursday -- I was up most of the night with a case of extreme digestive distress (cramping -- etc) but I will try to soldier on. All my plans have been tossed out of the window except for backreading and walking the dogs. Feeling a bit better now but I see a lot of napping and no eating in my foreseeable future.


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What's not to like about Thursdays?



To add a bit of detail and interesting trivia Cinco de Mayo is celebrated in the United States and Mexico, but it is a much more significant observance in the U.S. The reasons for its popularity in the U.S. are varied, and many people think it is Mexico's Independence Day, which is false. Mexican Independence Day is celebrated on Sept. 16. Yanks like it because it is a fun excuse to drink heavily and eat Tacos

TBF, the only difference between 'Cinko da Mayo' and 'Tuesday' for many 'muricans is cheap sombreros, tex-mex (good or bad), and the poison of choice being tequila (good or bad). Decorations are totally optional.

I like the cameltoe/lipslip Thursday theme much better than the throat-punch Thursday theme, FYI.
 
aside from the Asian food is the only good food you have in London.😂
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i believe this is the pinnacle of english crusine

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So is anyone else unable to post gif's or has the whole of the bar above the chat window grey'ed out?

I blame this "Chaosloli" that's spamming all the chats for coins
If one person is overloading site then he must be very fast or use bots
 
I don't know if you were purposely referring to this post, but if you were, I now love you ❤️

Of course I do Poldek 💙 You know I love you too. But it mightbe cheaper for you to just buy me a plane ticket than to tow an island with Tug boats.
But where's the poetry, then?
PS. The IT Crowd is, probably, my favourite comedy show ever.
 
i believe this is the pinnacle of english crusine

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Excuse me Sand! We also have beans on toast and toad in the hole, both of which are far superior
If one person is overloading site then he must be very fast or use bots
So what you are saying is that we are being attacked by Skynet?
But where's the poetry, then?
PS. The IT Crowd is, probably, my favourite comedy show ever.
Who needs poetry when I have you?
Also, yes it's great.
 
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Spartans has fought in Türkiye in Isparta :)
 
Anyway, I'm off to bed.
Bye everyone, have a good rest of your day/night! 🌊👋
See you all tomorrow! :p
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Today was a day full of things to do, now I'm free. How was your day?
Hi Nihyl, my day is good how was yours?
Anyway, I'm off to bed.
Bye everyone, have a good rest of your day/night! 🌊👋
See you all tomorrow! :p
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Good night Slum. Have a nice rest :)
 
Spartans has fought in Türkiye in Isparta :)
But that's history! Americans don't know about this things.


Just kidding. Don't get angry with the jester. 😝
Excuse me Sand! We also have beans on toast and toad in the hole, both of which are far superior
The fact is that I'm a fan of the English breakfast. Just not the beans, the beans are wrong.
 
I thought I would never witness @MattShizzle reacting on a post.......... but guess what, I did....
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