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Lovely! The threads are absolutely full of today's theme!

I was not expecting this theme to be that popular! :love:

But most importantly - where did Wednesday go?
If you mean the awards, because you showed Tuesday's awards. It's literally the post after that...
 
I had to add a Fallout image for todays theme...

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Not normally a fan of burnt coffee or burnt toast I'm afraid.
At my age you NEVER EVER want to smell burnt toast

Depending on its location, a seizure could cause phantosmia. The most common type of seizure that may cause you to smell burnt toast is a temporal lobe seizure. This will cause an olfactory hallucination that is sudden and lasts for less than a few minutes. A seizure is a medical emergency
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Good afternoon, you beautiful degenerates.

Hope everyone has had a lovely day so far.

Had a fun morning reading through your guys' messages. Also had a lovely day with my wife, she had a record-breaking day today with her online business. She makes and sells jewelry and sold the most she ever has in a single day today. (she came very close to 10k profit just for today).

She typically averages considerably less, but she's been extremely happy and that makes me happy.

The kids will be coming home shortly as I write this and I'll be disappearing for a bit to play some Monster Hunter with my son (he asked to play when he got home and once his work is done, we'll be playing some more).

All that said, the backreading is complete and it's time for the replies! I apologize that this'll be a long one:





Hahaha.

A perfect reply befitting your PFP's gloriously chaotic persona.

Thank you.

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Jokes aside, that was actually beautifully said @Ciri

You're a beautiful addition to our community. Thank you for being here. <3





Nonsense. It's only gay if you cuddle.

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There are lines you can't cross, Slum.. and for those:

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Hello, noob - I am Lazarus. Welcome to our little community. I sincerely hope you have an enjoyable time here - whether it be just to gain access to the Mem+ content or if (like me) you find a place amongst us degenerates that you can call home.

Don't be afraid to ask questions or jump into our silliness if you see the rest of us screwing around.

We're all just trying to have a good time, here. <3





Good (belated) morning, my beautiful frog!

Your art.. it's.. it's..

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Now, about the rest..

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I knew this would happen eventually..

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..but there's no need for jealousy or in-fighting. I love you all equally and I don't want the ones I love to fight.

You'll always be my beautiful special frog, Sandy. I love you.







Nonsense.. I love you both, Slum. We'll work this out - together.







Morning, Shadow Kitten!



Hope you are having/had a lovely day too.

Glad I got to see you a bit more than usual today.





Oh, that's a good QOTD (I've been not answering them so far because I want to do a bulk answer for @KaityCat when she returns, but this one I have to answer right away. Wasn't expecting a full-on call out.)

Thing is, it depends on what kind of fight we're talking about.

A fight to the death? Dance battle? Mud wrestling?

I genuinely love that evil psychopath and I'm fairly sure the feeling is mutual. Put us in a pit and command us to kill each other and I know what I'm doing:

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..I refuse to hurt my family.

Even hypothetically, neither of us can die so.. at best you'll get get a loop of:




..until we get bored and decide to dance and cuddle.

Which isn't even taking into consideration how many other users would be jumping in!





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Mm.. he does, but we weren't talking about - oh...

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See, this is the problem..

Even if it were a serious fight, it wouldn't end with just us.

I know these beautiful fuckers have my back and Evil has his own backup and not a single one of us has any actual animosity between us so we'd all just end up laughing and having a good time.

I really want to setup another dance battle at some point with stricter rules.. so maybe we'll get a clearer answer then? ;)



Damn, that sounds like an awesome day, congrats bro.
Because you put me in a frame from a Nickelback song.. we all have to suffer and listen to it.

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Joke's on you, I like some Nickelback songs.
Putting them in a "bank" and waiting for a click every 24 hours already does that. I'd say they're activity coins because you initially get them by being active, not because you use them to generate some form of passive income later on. Which is what interest is.

Either way, let's move on, money can't buy happiness anyway.
Lots of money would on the spot solve like 90% of my problems haha.
Anyone find this week eshausting at work? I cant wait to be friday
Bro I'm in the middle of 4 short-staffed weeks, it's so lame bro. Can we just skip to mid-May already.
anybody got any song recommendations? I primarily listen to metal but am trying to branch out.
My favourite genre bar none is Drum and bass, it's high-tempo electronic dance music. On the subject of rock-style songs, I like my weird songs sometimes haha. . Both Bloodywood and Babymetal are great.
For Drum and Bass, there are some rock-inspired artists that actually also got me into Drum and Bass, specifically Pendulum (though not specifically metal-inspired) Some recommendations for more rock-style specifics: , .
For specifically metal-inspired, there is Concord Dawn, , . Enjoy, and I'd love to see some people converted to Drum and Bass.
If I were a warlord, I'd strongly prefer to have no males, even femboys, in my harem so I could be sure that any babies were mine...
I mean why borrow trouble?
Strong agree there.
Lovely! The threads are absolutely full of today's theme!

I was not expecting this theme to be that popular! :love:


If you mean the awards, because you showed Tuesday's awards. It's literally the post after that...

Fallout NV fan-art I found on R34.
And on that note, I gotta go air-fry some dinner, watch some Youtuve vids and then wind off to bed in a bit. Later pervs.
 

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At my age you NEVER EVER want to smell burnt toast

Depending on its location, a seizure could cause phantosmia. The most common type of seizure that may cause you to smell burnt toast is a temporal lobe seizure. This will cause an olfactory hallucination that is sudden and lasts for less than a few minutes. A seizure is a medical emergency
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Damn, that's quite the scary thought that will now live in my mind.

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A belated good morning all - Won't be around too much on this Throat Punch Thursday -- I was up most of the night with a case of extreme digestive distress (cramping -- etc) but I will try to soldier on. All my plans have been tossed out of the window except for backreading and walking the dogs. Feeling a bit better now but I see a lot of napping and no eating in my foreseeable future.


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Just another Thursday morning. For some reason as a kid I didn't like Thursdays. Don't remember why.
What's not to like about Thursdays?


Cinco de Mayo is Spanish for 5th of May. It celebrates a victory of Mexican forces over French ones trying to control the country for some reason, while the US was busy with the Civil War.
To add a bit of detail and interesting trivia Cinco de Mayo is celebrated in the United States and Mexico, but it is a much more significant observance in the U.S. The reasons for its popularity in the U.S. are varied, and many people think it is Mexico's Independence Day, which is false. Mexican Independence Day is celebrated on Sept. 16. Yanks like it because it is a fun excuse to drink heavily and eat Tacos

 

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Butt, I just cleaned it for you,
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, and
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patrick star from spongebob is wearing a purple apron with a heart on it

Not that it hasn't happened before, don't you remember... ;)
Oh yeah, maybe you wouldn't... 🤭
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Would it make you feel better if you went first?
a cartoon of a man and a woman talking with the words here let me wipe your seat off for you

This is all a joke of course, Hi Poldek. :love:

Unless you are starting to think about it. Then I am serious.
Are you? God Damn It! Just let me sit on your face... :LOL::LOL:
I have a vague memory of that night, and some discomfort in...
Ok, let's do it! Nobody can't say I'm not a good friend, and a good rim job is the best way to prove friendship!
Who goes first?
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All this talk about cinco de mayo and mexico has me craving some tacos now, I liked "birria" ones a lot as well as "al pastor" ones, the "hormiga culona" ones were interesting.
 

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To nie do końca prawda. Mój przyjaciel powiedział mi, że jest gejem tylko wtedy, gdy połyka...😝
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Good morning everyone! Just popping in to say hello.
and a Первое мая to you as well Fappy


FFS, not everyone is from New Zealand.
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Once when I was o a bus traveling from London to Cardiff the driver announced as we crossed the river Wye -- "We are now entering Wales, At this point the women will get uglier and the sheep better looking" I did meet a beautiful woman while there -- but she was from Ireland

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Cages? Waste of resources.

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That is a good approach -- one would want to cut off any attempt at a femboy "uprising" Though TBH -- dayummmmm

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Hello everyone. Hope you have all been having a fun and exciting day. Been a bit busier than usual so been trying to type out replies as and when I get chance. Sorry but I expect it's a long one.
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Yeah, we'll see if it brings anything. :p
And good morning Deany? Huh...
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I will save you my initial thought of making some rubbish "I'm a Deany in a bottle" joke 😅
Sorry Slum, Slum and Slummy just interchange with Sam and Sammy too well, plus the added fact that you love Supernatural. Looks like you've been forcibly adopted as my brother now. Hell one of the first interactions we had was you asking where Sam was, so you brought it on your self.
Good morning everyone)
How are you in this fine day?)
Hi Vizer ❤️
Doing great today thank you. Hope you're doing well too.
Good morning everybody, I'm here from my second sleep
Hey Nihyl. 💜
Sorry to see you're not sleeping great again lately, hope you haven't felt too exhausted today. Must be all that effort vice leading the Slum council.
You people are so, so evil. My post with more reactions is the one where I'm admitting to be a moron. 😂😂
Poor Poldek 💙
You know I'll always love you, even if you do have times when you're intellectually challenged.
my most liked posts are always my goodnight posts, either people love seeing me leave, or love my froggysheep

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Sand! 🧡
You've been uncharacteristically quiet today. Hope you're doing well.
As Slum said, we love you buddy. That being said, we hate to see you go but we love to watch you leave. Plus those sheep are pretty damn cute.
Morning everyone!
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Here's the mischievous kitty 🖤
Lurking and waiting for your time to strike with the funnies? Haven't seen you much these past couple of days so I hope you had a great day off yesterday and I hope you've had an equally awesome day today.
So, so, so many good mornings!
Good morning to you all, amazing perverts! 😝
I've said it before and I'll say it again. We are just a group of innocent people talking to our online friends about wholesome subjects..
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Hello Friends. İt's a great Thursday. How are you all :)

Mod edit: Moved the image to M+ Any Image Thread, go and react to the cutie there.
Hello Ciri 🤍
You like to keep poor Slum in work with those daily naughty pics dont you?
Don't push your luck too much or you never know what Slum might do.

Since I don't have the tapes, it took me a long time to memorize the old tape, to do a good performance.
And now there are more
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I was more more distressed that the tape played without him putting in the tape. I thought he'd moved on to some whole new kind of technology. Seems everything is back to normal now though.
dobrey vyecher everyone
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dobrey vyecher to you too Red. nadeyus' u tebya byl khoroshiy den' (Blame google if it's wrong 😅)
It genuinely brings joy to my heart to see so many voices in this place. I am also sad when Im stuck at work with no time to read.

Also im sick and feeling oddly emotional
major 🤎 Hope you feel better soon
Morning everyone. Someone fix my brain so I can get more than 2.75 hours of sleep please. :sleep:
Good day Kay 💚 Sleep deprivation sucks, hope you get to catch up on some much deserved rest tonight. Also hope you enjoy your time watching Thunderbolts*
Good morning everyone! Just popping in to say hello.

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And what a lovely "Pop in" that is Faptime 🩷
Hope you've also had a great day so far.
Edit: when I clicked Kay's quoted message it took me to the top of the post and it's a kitten and I don't like the confusion that may cause, so FOR CLARITY, I was saying would to the below pic

(For the record I'm kidding, even if Faptime did mean the cat, I don't like kink shaming. However I think jokes are fine as long as everyone knows it's a joke and noone takes offence)
Not that it hasn't happened before, don't you remember... ;)
Oh yeah, maybe you wouldn't... 🤭
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Haha. Hi dirty ❤️
poor Poldek was missing for 3 days after this incident, i expect licking your butt was the least of his worries.
Hey there spawns of hell, a little longer backreading today (and also slower since I'm lazy today) so hows everything going for y'all in this particular corner of hell today?
Hey Cas, Doing all good here thank you very much, hope you are too?
You're trying to start a fight with our Slum?

Only kidding :D or am I....


Miss all y'all - this is a nice space to be :)
Hey Scuffed, good to see you.
Hope your weeks been okay and you're not working yourself too hard ❤️

Any one else want a mention?
Anyone got any good roasts for me today? Only on my second cup so far.
Second cup? What are you? A light weight?

Oh wait, you said GOOD roasts....

Cages? Waste of resources.

today is a pie day? Hope you all get to smash your faces into some nice cream pie!!!

Today will be somewhat busy, painting a room and moving shit around.
I'll try to balance some posting and backreading. :cool:
Morning Slender 💛
Enjoy your moving shit around and painting

At my age you NEVER EVER want to smell burnt toast

Depending on its location, a seizure could cause phantosmia. The most common type of seizure that may cause you to smell burnt toast is a temporal lobe seizure. This will cause an olfactory hallucination that is sudden and lasts for less than a few minutes. A seizure is a medical emergency
Hi Unc. 🩶
As long as our left arms don't feel numb we can blame the smell of burnt toast on Slender.
 

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A belated good morning all - Won't be around too much on this Throat Punch Thursday -- I was up most of the night with a case of extreme digestive distress (cramping -- etc) but I will try to soldier on. All my plans have been tossed out of the window except for backreading and walking the dogs. Feeling a bit better now but I see a lot of napping and no eating in my foreseeable future.


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What's not to like about Thursdays?



To add a bit of detail and interesting trivia Cinco de Mayo is celebrated in the United States and Mexico, but it is a much more significant observance in the U.S. The reasons for its popularity in the U.S. are varied, and many people think it is Mexico's Independence Day, which is false. Mexican Independence Day is celebrated on Sept. 16. Yanks like it because it is a fun excuse to drink heavily and eat Tacos

And then hope like hell you don't get Montezuma's revenge
 
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