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[User_141169]

How much blood for a cookie, asking for a friend >.>

Ooo, not much. Just a lil sip here and there...

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and a small lil pact to bind our agreement.

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Free cookies for all eternity, and I get to harvest the blood from time to time. No harm done. Just a mutual exchange. After all, we need our humans healthy and ready for donations.

I won't bite. I don't promise.. te he



Do we have an agreement?

 

[User_146914]

You had me at cookies... where do i sign

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Edit FUCK i quoted the wrong vampire.... ^^^^ what you said

 

[Slumdum]

Oh and Thanks aswell for Merging the messages, kinda treated this like a normal chat ,
Will take awhile to get used to posting here using the numerous buttons in this box thingy.

It's alright, kinda what I'm here for.
And don't worry, double posting happens, just try not to do it too often.

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Here's two guides you may find useful. (You can click the yellow name, and go directly to the post.)
Here's one for the "Quote" button.

Let me try and help you out then.

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If you press "Reply", the post you're replying to will be inserted into the message box.

But if you press the "Quote" button, it will be stored, and you will be able to find it here.

"Insert Quotes", when pressed this will popup.

You can rearrenge if you have multiple, by dragging the "button" with three lines.
When done, just press "Quote Messages" and they will be in the message box, ready for you to reply to!

Now, the next step is the "edit" button...


But Slum, nobody asked for you help...
Nope but had nothing better to do anyways.

And a little quick one for images.

Local files?
When uploading a image it comes up down here.

Then you can press the little "Insert..."
And you will get an option for Full or Thunbnail


Press either of them and it will get inserted to the post, and won't be shown as an attachment.

Sorry, it's late over here, and probably didn't explain it very well.

 

[Noci]

Turn those 1 LC Coins into millions....with this one simple trick [REDACTED]

the simple trick in question:

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this is exactly how it works, trust me

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this has been Fumo Tech Tips, your most reliable lewdcorner expert, see you next episode where we'll show you how to achieve the secret status of Shadow Mod (ft. Spoon) in just 3 easy steps

 

[Lazarus͏]

Ooo, not much. Just a lil sip here and there...

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and a small lil pact to bind our agreement.

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Free cookies for all eternity, and I get to harvest the blood from time to time. No harm done. Just a mutual exchange. After all, we need our humans healthy and ready for donations.

I won't bite. I don't promise.. te he



Do we have an agreement?

You had me at cookies... where do i sign




Edit FUCK i quoted the wrong vampire.... ^^^^ what you said

Try not to hurt this one too badly, Inyo.. I'm growing rather fond of them.

 

[bluegreenred]

I dont understand what means "Dont have to go far till you run into 19 inch of venim or something like that." Hmmm??? Sounds like alien language to me lol. (sorry, just my English skills limit sometimes.)

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it's a reference to this tweet that went viral due their phrasing of "19-inches of venom"

 

[User_141169]

You had me at cookies... where do i sign

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Edit FUCK i quoted the wrong vampire.... ^^^^ what you said

Because I live a trillion lightyear away it is impossible to actually handshake in blood, so, we agree to terms and now our pact begins. Just wait for one of my thralls.... actually maybe a dozen of them... whatever.. they will arrive in one of our antiquated space ships and deliver to you our unique cookie collection. we have like a vendor stand to show a selection, so, feel free to choose one you love best, and then we can harvest some blood. Simple, painless and you can also enjoy some refreshments as we do out thing before pop back to the motherland of wherever we are from.

O yes, you can also pre order from our catalogue. I recommend strongly the "canible cookie" It tastes extra meaty and just like human flesh, which, like all other meat, tastes like chicken apparrently, but still, a nice choice if you are a fan of cookies like me. anyhow, nice to meet you and welcome to the cookie for blood club. I hope to attract more LC people.

I will send my army of thralls to attack your planet and complete the deal. Your service as blood slave and friendship is most welcome.

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Don't worry if it takes long time, our ships often get lost or the thralls argue about who is captain and start eat each other. Such is life for a thrall

Try not to hurt this one too badly, Inyo.. I'm growing rather fond of them.

well, you have no worry there. we maybe vampires and obsess with blood and do occasionally accidently eat a human or 6, but we also appreciate those dedicated to cookie eating that they are also valuable blood banks for us, so, there is no harm to our victims humans. However some of my young spawn accidently get carry away and just get down and eat away... O what it is to be young again... sigh..

it's a reference to this tweet that went viral due their phrasing of "19-inches of venom"

Ahhh I see. Gocha now. I always did find venom in spiderman to be cute. I think she is called venum. The blue alien girl with nice boobs. I hope that is the right one. Either way, hot green or blue alien chick can be fun haha I expect I am completly getting my characters mixed up. I seen a few Marvel and DC movies and I think few mixes, but anyhow, the one in my mind looks hot lol

Thanks for the explanation.

 

[User_146914]

Try not to hurt this one too badly, Inyo.. I'm growing rather fond of them.

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Pick which one is you

Because I live a trillion lightyear away it is impossible to actually handshake in blood, so, we agree to terms and now our pact begins. Just wait for one of my thralls.... actually maybe a dozen of them... whatever.. they will arrive in one of our antiquated space ships and deliver to you our unique cookie collection. we have like a vendor stand to show a selection, so, feel free to choose one you love best, and then we can harvest some blood. Simple, painless and you can also enjoy some refreshments as we do out thing before pop back to the motherland of wherever we are from.

O yes, you can also pre order from our catalogue. I recommend strongly the "canible cookie" It tastes extra meaty and just like human flesh, which, like all other meat, tastes like chicken apparrently, but still, a nice choice if you are a fan of cookies like me. anyhow, nice to meet you and welcome to the cookie for blood club. I hope to attract more LC people.

I will send my army of thralls to attack your planet and complete the deal. Your service as blood slave and friendship is most welcome.


Don't worry if it takes long time, our ships often get lost or the thralls argue about who is captain and start eat each other. Such is life for a thrall


well, you have no worry there. we maybe vampires and obsess with blood and do occasionally accidently eat a human or 6, but we also appreciate those dedicated to cookie eating that they are also valuable blood banks for us, so, there is no harm to our victims humans. However some of my young spawn accidently get carry away and just get down and eat away... O what it is to be young again... sigh..




Ahhh I see. Gocha now. I always did find venom in spiderman to be cute. I think she is called venum. The blue alien girl with nice boobs. I hope that is the right one. Either way, hot green or blue alien chick can be fun haha I expect I am completly getting my characters mixed up. I seen a few Marvel and DC movies and I think few mixes, but anyhow, the one in my mind looks hot lol

Thanks for the explanation.

But seriously, cookies plz

 

[Syrune]

Does anybody know the name of the game where you have option to see thru clothes, but when is a young girl (your sister ) and you try it a fbi car appear (like a joke)?

LE. I found it. The games is Unnatural Instinct

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[Bunsdk]

Does anybody know the name of the game where you have option to see thru clothes, but when is a young girl (your sister ) and you try it a fbi car appear (like a joke)?

Glassix?

 

[Syrune]

Glassix?

Unfortunately not

 

[Numbheart]

You had me at cookies... where do i sign

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Edit FUCK i quoted the wrong vampire.... ^^^^ what you said

Someone said Cookies?

It's alright, kinda what I'm here for.
And don't worry, double posting happens, just try not to do it too often.

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Here's two guides you may find useful. (You can click the yellow name, and go directly to the post.)
Here's one for the "Quote" button.

And a little quick one for images.

Ohhh thanks, I am now learning Buttons!!!, I bookmarked this message......now where is the button to open Bookmarked Posts?
I dont trust my Brain to not forget it 10 mins later.......

 

[Slumdum]

Ohhh thanks, I am now learning Buttons!!!, I bookmarked this message......now where is the button to open Bookmarked Posts?
I dont trust my Brain to not forget it 10 mins later.......

Right here!

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[conzibald]

Well that is how I also learned paradox games.
Still hilarious on how I learned CK2....it was essentially learn how to be a dictator and kill all dissent.
Once you revoke all land titles and banish imprisoned former lords you can easily be at thousands of gold to maintain a merc army and consolidate all titles.
Once you have killed everyone I mean everyone in the court leaving only your family alive you can hire fresh spawn couriers that will love you for giving them land.
Solves loyalty problems......It was effective in Lombard start earliest date....most of the time I kill my son and make one of the daughters heir....
Few generations in You could easily take over the Byzantines.
Maybe I should play CK2 again and look which CK2++ has been up to.

I learned ck2 by spending over a year watching videos on it (i had no working pc at time) and then when i finally had i well, still had to learn stuff since those videos were outdated but i got the basics. I think my first start was as medelpad a 2 province norse dude.

 

[Numbheart]

Right here!

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Thanks again.
No worries, at some point I'll figure out each and every buttons here.....Before I accidentally turn this into google search.
Hopefully...

 

[Slumdum]

I learned ck2 by spending over a year watching videos on it (i had no working pc at time) and then when i finally had i well, still had to learn stuff since those videos were outdated but i got the basics. I think my first start was as medelpad a 2 province norse dude.

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[conzibald]

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edit: "better"

 

[Poldek]

Good Mooooorning, Lewd Corner!

What's up? I've been away a couple of days and the backreading is just impossible.

 

[justayt]

I learned ck2 by spending over a year watching videos on it (i had no working pc at time) and then when i finally had i well, still had to learn stuff since those videos were outdated but i got the basics. I think my first start was as medelpad a 2 province norse dude.

The secret for a long reign is disposing of everyone who doesn't like you. And MP. Which always ends with everyone sleeping with your wife.

 

[Slumdum]

Good Mooooorning, Lewd Corner!

What's up? I've been away a couple of days and the backreading is just impossible.

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Poldek
Not much, sitting here, watching you all.

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