discussion You wake up as a king. What is the first law you set? (Another WDYD)

[kakarottooalgo]

yep so scenario for you guys to get creative.
You get up in the morning and notice you are not in your room (and your cum sock is nowhere to be found) you are now residing in the apartments of your royal palace as the absolute king, nay, GOD EMPEROR, and your council is demanding social and economic reforms, so... WDYD? Do you listen to your crusty advisors and fix the country? do you legalize incest (c'mon, you guys were going there anyways)?
like my last thread I'll provide futher detail if demanded but you can also make it up as you post (its honestly more fun that way)

HAVE AT IT

 

[AlBetGam]

What kind of realm am I ruler of? Gotta know what needs to change or if things are mostly fine and I can play figurehead.

But just to be safe I should probably make some marriage alliances. God-Emperors can have a bunch of those, you know.

And it's only right that I follow in the footsteps wormsign of the original God-Emperor and marry my sister first.

 

[kakarottooalgo]

What kind of realm am I ruler of? Gotta know what needs to change or if things are mostly fine and I can play figurehead.

But just to be safe I should probably make some marriage alliances. God-Emperors can have a bunch of those, you know.

And it's only right that I follow in the footsteps wormsign of the original God-Emperor and marry my sister first.

having at least a couple of sister-wives is a given (the good old Aegon prerrogative).

Let's say is a Low-tech, low-magic, culturally equivalent to the renaissance with plenty of economic and social differences between peoples. Also you have a thriving fishing industry (just because) and absolutely suck at art production.

 

[IFF01]

My first rule is I can marry any and as many females as Ilike.

 

[stevenseagale123]

My first rule is I can marry any and as many females as Ilike.

+1

 

[pkfo451]

As AlBetGam mentioned, there isn't enough information. What laws are currently in place? What is illegal and what isn't? Is it a rich country? Poor country? Even with the little extra information you gave, its still not enough to make a truly informed decision in order to change something. Unless you wanted to just make changes for the hell of it and be damned with the outcome.

 

[goons]

I would probably sit in a room trying to understand the economic reforms being proposed. Later, after getting things set straight, I'd see how people view multiple wives and either make it legitimate or keep my harem under wraps. Either way, if I were famous, I wouldn't really want people to know who my wife and family are.
Also, I guess Make all guys paint their noses green for the lols, though depending on the situation this might have to be done through soft power and not laws initially

 

[Jatoseju23]

"Rule 1, Subsection 3: It is imperative that all madams motorboat 'His Majesty' the King at least twice a day."

 

[AlBetGam]

Let's say is a Low-tech, low-magic, culturally equivalent to the renaissance with plenty of economic and social differences between peoples. Also you have a thriving fishing industry (just because) and absolutely suck at art production.

As AlBetGam mentioned, there isn't enough information. What laws are currently in place? What is illegal and what isn't? Is it a rich country? Poor country? Even with the little extra information you gave, its still not enough to make a truly informed decision in order to change something. Unless you wanted to just make changes for the hell of it and be damned with the outcome.

If it's a poor country with a lot of fishermen I take my people's expertise at seafaring and turn them to the much more lucrative career of raiding our neighbors' coasts. The most lucrative loot of course is slaves to sell to the places we aren't raiding, and of course we keep the best young girls for ourselves, and of course as God-Emperor it's only right that I take my percentage of the best of the best...

 

[kakarottooalgo]

As AlBetGam mentioned, there isn't enough information. What laws are currently in place? What is illegal and what isn't? Is it a rich country? Poor country? Even with the little extra information you gave, its still not enough to make a truly informed decision in order to change something. Unless you wanted to just make changes for the hell of it and be damned with the outcome.

I think its more fun if each of us just make up details as we go and carry the ones from other users that we like

I would probably sit in a room trying to understand the economic reforms being proposed. Later, after getting things set straight, I'd see how people view multiple wives and either make it legitimate or keep my harem under wraps. Either way, if I were famous, I wouldn't really want people to know who my wife and family are.
Also, I guess Make all guys paint their noses green for the lols, though depending on the situation this might have to be done through soft power and not laws initially

But the empire would want to know their future ruler. Would you try and come up with a grandiose reason for the green nose? or just make it 'cause?

All Females are for me only!













Nothing to do with anything about ownership or anything similar! Please understand that it is just meant as a joke.

But sire think about future generations!

"Rule 1, Subsection 3: It is imperative that all madams motorboat 'His Majesty' the King at least twice a day."

Ok, that's a good one. That one gets into law

If it's a poor country with a lot of fishermen I take my people's expertise at seafaring and turn them to the much more lucrative career of raiding our neighbors' coasts. The most lucrative loot of course is slaves to sell to the places we aren't raiding, and of course we keep the best young girls for ourselves, and of course as God-Emperor it's only right that I take my percentage of the best of the best...

It is a possible source of income for the kingdom but you should consider that it would put a damper on your thriving fishing industry and put the lives of able-body young people at risk wich could afffect other industries. Still PIRATE GOD-EMPEROR does sound pretty cool

 

[AlBetGam]

It is a possible source of income for the kingdom but you should consider that it would put a damper on your thriving fishing industry and put the lives of able-body young people at risk wich could afffect other industries. Still PIRATE GOD-EMPEROR does sound pretty cool

Nah it'll be a boon for our fishing industry.

Less competition for one, meaning bigger profit share and higher wages for those who stay in it.

With viking as an alternate income flow I'll be able to establish an official off-season- for part of the year we let the fish replenish and go a-viking, and then come back to bigger and more plentiful schools.

And it's one heck of a lever in price negotiations:

"I've got ten tons of fish here, hoping to get 300 solidi for it."

"That much gold? You must be joking, that's over twice what-"

"You misunderstand. My heavily armed crew and I plan to go home with 300 solidi. We were hoping to get it from the fish."

 

[kakarottooalgo]

Nah it'll be a boon for our fishing industry.

Less competition for one, meaning bigger profit share and higher wages for those who stay in it.

With viking as an alternate income flow I'll be able to establish an official off-season- for part of the year we let the fish replenish and go a-viking, and then come back to bigger and more plentiful schools.

And it's one heck of a lever in price negotiations:

That's badass not gonna lie.
How would you maintain the loyalty of the raiders? plenty of british corsairs just went pirate to avoid sharing the loot

 

[goons]

I think its more fun if each of us just make up details as we go and carry the ones from other users that we like

But the empire would want to know their future ruler. Would you try and come up with a grandiose reason for the green nose? or just make it 'cause?

But sire think about future generations!

Ok, that's a good one. That one gets into law

It is a possible source of income for the kingdom but you should consider that it would put a damper on your thriving fishing industry and put the lives of able-body young people at risk wich could afffect other industries. Still PIRATE GOD-EMPEROR does sound pretty cool

Really just because it would be funny, and I think I'd try making it popular though movies and fashion rather then a law, that way they would proudly be ridiculous

 

[kakarottooalgo]

Really just because it would be funny, and I think I'd try making it popular though movies and fashion rather then a law, that way they would proudly be ridiculous

Like having the most famous actress/singer start rocking the green nose until everyone copies it? for that you should develop the arts.
I can almost see it "lord Goons is very commited to the arts and has been promoting them for years" but really you're like "haha green nose suckers"

 

[goons]

Like having the most famous actress/singer start rocking the green nose until everyone copies it? for that you should develop the arts.
I can almost see it "lord Goons is very commited to the arts and has been promoting them for years" but really you're like "haha green nose suckers"

Exactly, tbh I thought of the stupid haircuts in north korea, what if you could do something even sillier but they defend it rather than view it as oppression

 

[kakarottooalgo]

Exactly, tbh I thought of the stupid haircuts in north korea, what if you could do something even sillier but they defend it rather than view it as oppression

Would you commit to the bit and have your royal nose painted or somehow avoid the latest fashion trend?

 

[AlBetGam]

That's badass not gonna lie.
How would you maintain the loyalty of the raiders? plenty of british corsairs just went pirate to avoid sharing the loot

Generous loot-sharing and the pull of home.

Beyond that?

You can go rogue if you want to. Good luck settling down out there with nothing but your ship and crew and some slaves that hate you and want their freedom, surrounded by the pissed-off people you've been raiding.

 

[Magooo]

I've read about some bill HB6913 yesterday which just came to my mind again. You are now an adult at the age of 13. This give you full adult rights. You can vote. Now the legal drinking age is 13. Incest and Polygamy are now legal. Anyone 13 or older can get married and take many wives or husbands. The legal age of sexual consent is at 10 years old.

 

[LewisCarroll]

Ban all political parties and use policies that promote game theory mechanics into every aspect of governance.

 

[jimmecimme]

Make everyone kiss my ass when I wake up