try a good game here and use your hand to warm them upIs so cool outside I’m freezing my balls![]()
I was told by the doctor years back I'm not supposed to. And last almost year and a half being in heart failure...Well - I ain't even shoveling my own snow without a defibrillator standing by - but I see what you meant there .......
Slum me matey! Wha' be dis powder o' pure sugar?
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Be ye tryin' t' trick this seacoon?
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Whilst I absolutely never ever want to encounter a cocaine raccoon in person, this is something I’d like to witness.Slum me matey! Wha' be dis powder o' pure sugar?
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This is going to be a bit beyond the simple "shoveling" They are predicting 6 to 9 inches. Asking daughter to shovel a 280 foot driveway would be "interesting" at best. Plus until they get around to plowing my half mile road shoveling would not make much sense and as I am the only house on the road -- I am not high on the county's priority list.shoveling snow??? That's what the kids are for![]()
but I dig the snow people there
we don't wait that long..neighbor behind me with cattle farm gets in his bobcat and does our road and my driveway...kids just have to do walkway to front porch.This is going to be a bit beyond the simple "shoveling" They are predicting 6 to 9 inches. Asking daughter to shovel a 280 foot driveway would be "interesting" at best. Plus until they get around to plowing my half mile road shoveling would not make much sense and as I am the only house on the road -- I am not high on the county's priority list.
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It is not the cocaine raccoons you have to worry aboutWhilst I absolutely never ever want to encounter a cocaine raccoon in person, this is something I’d like to witness.
I’LL STEAL THE WHOLE WORLDS TRASH FOR I AM THE ULTIMATE TRASH PANDA FOOORRRMMMM!!!!
ah the fate most of us must suffer throughUnfortunately I'm not cute enough for free rides. I gotta hike up my skirt to get to work.
oof, i pity people who live in those frozen hell holesThis is going to be a bit beyond the simple "shoveling" They are predicting 6 to 9 inches. Asking daughter to shovel a 280 foot driveway would be "interesting" at best. Plus until they get around to plowing my half mile road shoveling would not make much sense and as I am the only house on the road -- I am not high on the county's priority list.
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is that why people have kidsWell, they'll have to get there allowance somehow!
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greetings earthlingAhoy All
those are some very clever memesMorning all -- Happy Wednesday - Today they are predicting a major snow storm - so I will be unhappy and the dogs will be overjoyed. Already moved my car to a more sheltered spot and checked my coffee stores. Days like this I am happy I am retired. AND it is HUMP day!! Yippie!
ah the fate most of us must suffer through
oof, i pity people who live in those frozen hell holes
is that why people have kids
i thought it was so you have someone to do the dishes
greetings earthling
dope gif
Hello Daceadairian and welcome to the thread.those are some very clever memes
props
Let me try and help you out then.
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If you press "Reply", the post you're replying to will be inserted into the message box.
But if you press the "Quote" button, it will be stored, and you will be able to find it here.
"Insert Quotes", when pressed this will popup.
You can rearrenge if you have multiple, by dragging the "button" with three lines.
When done, just press "Quote Messages" and they will be in the message box, ready for you to reply to!
Now, the next step is the "edit" button...
But Slum, nobody asked for you help...
Nope but had nothing better to do anyways.![]()
dark humor is like foodMornin Everyone. I hope the sleaze and chaos is with everyone today. Just stopping by to say hello before hitting the IRL grind.
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I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy sending hole to conzibald....
Yeah this sickness is just holding on, but I am on the mend so that is good. Good to be updated on the news of the century. I too like peaceful until time for chaos to reign is ignited.
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The MAgic shell syrup.
Hmmmmmmm. Ice Cubes, Breasts, and that syrup..... I wonder if it would work....hmmmm![]()
Every dang day.
I mean if they can make a movie called Cocaine Bear then this surely has to be the logical sequel right?It is not the cocaine raccoons you have to worry about
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5 in a row? That might be a record. Ya might want to watch the multi-posting -- At best you'll get merged, at worst -- we don't talk about that ...............................greetings earthling
i dont understandHello Daceadairian and welcome to the thread.
The first post has some good info for you, and the university too.
The Coin-Hustlers University
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Also no bad Daceadairian! We don't like double posting, of course it can happen.
But THAT! That's no mere double post, and I'm gonna have to ask you to use the quote button.
Here quick guide on using it.
don't get folks excited now buck5 in a row? That might be a record. Ya might want to watch the multi-posting -- At best you'll get merged, at worst -- we don't talk about that ...............................
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And that's totally okay.i dont understand
what is double posting
sry im kinda new to writing messages on places like this
So was my date last week, but she was way off. All I'm saying is that things don't always play out as expected.They are predicting 6 to 9 inches.
Quoting the post you replied to, would also be a good idea there audioguy.Means posting multiple messages one after another in the same thread. General no-no across the internet.
On weirder topics, I found an image titled cocaine bear and cannabis raccoon… now if there was a worse stealing duo than that for late night McDonald’s, I don’t know what it is.
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