On the first day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
A naked Conzi in a tree.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Two members of the council of Slum,
And a naked Conzi in a tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Three bonkys bonking,
Two members of the council of Slum,
And a naked Conzi in a tree
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Four Chapp cats calling,
Three bonkys bonking,
Two members of the council of Slum,
And a naked Conzi in a tree
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Five of mime's cocaine bags,
Four Chapp cats calling,
Three bonkys bonking,
Two members of the council of Slum,
And a naked Conzi in a tree
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Six ripe bananas,
Five of mime's cocaine bags,
Four Chapp cats calling,
Three bonkys bonking,
Two members of the council of Slum,
And a naked Conzi in a tree
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Seven nurses for lix,
Six ripe bananas,
Five of mime's cocaine bags,
Four Chapp cats calling,
Three bonkys bonking,
Two members of the council of Slum,
And a naked Conzi in a tree
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Eight bottles of X-lax
Seven nurses for lix,
Six ripe bananas,
Five of mime's cocaine bags,
Four Chapp cats calling,
Three bonkys bonking,
Two members of the council of Slum,
And a naked Conzi in a tree
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Nine masks for Guz,
Eight bottles of X-lax
Seven nurses for lix,
Six ripe bananas,
Five of mime's cocaine bags,
Four Chapp cats calling,
Three bonkys bonking,
Two members of the council of Slum,
And a naked Conzi in a tree
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Ten forks for Teaspoon,
Nine masks for Guz,
Eight bottles of X-lax
Seven nurses for lix,
Six ripe bananas,
Five of mime's cocaine bags,
Four Chapp cats calling,
Three bonkys bonking,
Two members of the council of Slum,
And a naked Conzi in a tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Eleven naked drawings for strut,
Ten forks for Teaspoon,
Nine masks for Guz,
Eight bottles of X-lax
Seven nurses for lix,
Six ripe bananas,
Five of mime's cocaine bags,
Four Chapp cats calling,
Three bonkys bonking,
Two members of the council of Slum,
And a naked Conzi in a tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Twelve blowup dolls for underlord,
Eleven naked drawings for strut,
Ten forks for Teaspoon,
Nine masks for Guz,
Eight bottles of X-lax
Seven nurses for lix,
Six ripe bananas,
Five of mime's cocaine bags,
Four Chapp cats calling,
Three bonkys bonking,
Two members of the council of Slum,
And a naked Conzi in a tree