[Intro]
(rapid keybaord clicking)
[Verse 1]
One day I went online, to the web so dark and deep,
I was looking for some content, so I could beat my meat.
I came across this corner, it was looking pretty lewd,
Found some games and pictures, that would kill your average prude.
So I whipped my willy out, and quickly settled in,
It didn't take too long, for the spanking to begin.
[Pre-Chorus]
Ooohhhh....
Lewd Corner,
Lewd Corner,
You give me all I need to fap.
Lewd Corner,
Lewd Corner,
Now I think I'll take a nap.
[Verse 2]
After I had finished, before I went to bed,
I was looking through the fourms, to see what people said.
These people they were funny, I'd found comedic gold,
So I jumped into the fray, and here's what I was told:
[Chorus]
Now-you're-one-of-us!, You're a Lewdie. You belong,
To this community of rejects, I hope we get along!
So post your stuff, share your thoughts, We won't judge you if it's wrong!
But please fol low the rules and don't post pictures of your dong.
You're safe in here to be a freak, we're all damaged to the core,
But watch out for your butthole, we've got some dirty whores.
[Pre-Chorus]
Ooohhhh....
Lewd Corner,
Lewd Corner,
You give me all I need to fap.
Lewd Corner,
Lewd Corner,
Now I think I'll take a nap.
[Verse 3]
Now it's been some time that I've been here and things have changed a lot,
New rules here and conflict there, Some things good and some things not.
But the important thing that means the most is the thing that will never rot,
People come and people go, so here's my final thought;
If you're looking for a place, deviant, freaky and perverse,
LC has what you're looking for, just listen to my verse!
[Chorus]
Now-you're-one-of-us!, You're a Lewdie. You belong,
To this community of rejects, I hope we get along!
So post your stuff, share your thoughts, We won't judge you if it's wrong!
But please fol low the rules and don't pictures of your dong.
You're safe in here to be a freak, we're all damaged to the core,
But watch out for your butthole, we've got some dirty whores.
[Pre-Chorus]
Ooohhhh....
Lewd Corner,
Lewd Corner,
You give me all I need to fap.
Lewd Corner,
Lewd Corner,
Now I think I'll take a nap.
[Fade to end]
[End]