$ cheater = True
$ persistent.y = "Cheater"
"Seath" "Nice try, dickhead. Stop going thru my code. We aren't THAT dumb over here."
"Janus" "Well, I'm not that dumb. Seath is of course, but I know how to fuck over you cheating bastards."
"Seath" "Yeah, what he said."
"Az" "I wanna be part of this!"
"Seath" "Shut up, Az."
"Az" "Awww..."
"Janus" "Lesson of the day. Stop cheating. It takes the fun out of finding out shit on your own, dickheads."
"Az" "Can we get back to the game? There isn't supposed to be meta in PA."
"Seath" "I know, but now I'm just wasting the cheater's time. I should remove all of his, or her, variables and force close their game, and make their saves disappear."
"Janus" "Hell yea! I love fucking with people. Let me just pop this bit in and..."
"Seath" "Jesus Christ, Janus! I wasn't being serious!"
"Janus" "Then shut up and get back to work, Seath. Let me do the damn coding. We all know dirty little cheaters don't care about cheating."
"Az" "And stop misspelling everything. You've got so many errors in spelling over here that I'm getting headaches just listening to you type..."
"Janus" "{size=-10}Killing my fun, you fucking asshole. Got me all excited and shit, but noooooooo...{/size}"
"Janus" "{size=-10}*Dickless Seath imitation* 'I can't do that to people, it's wrong. blah blah blah. I'm a little lovepather pussy'.{/size}"
"Seath" "Yeah yeah. Anyways, back to the game. STOP CHEATING!!!"