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How goes the tuesday fuckos ?

Chewsday?
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How goes the tuesday fuckos ?
Hiya bonky!

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The tuesday goes well. How goes the tuesday for you and why are we talking like this?


Yo momma so fat people made jokes at her expense.
Hiya mlp!

 

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What a long day at work ready to kick back and veg out on the couch for a few hours before repeating the cycle again tomorrow :cry:



a man in a black shirt says it 's art in a cartoon's art in a cartoon
a man in a cowboy hat is surrounded by other men with the words that belongs in a museum above him




a white dog is laying in the dirt with the words let me out written above it


two women talking in front of a mirror with the words it 's not perfect timing but it is what it is ..'s not perfect timing but it is what it is ..

but you know what they say
a man in a suit and tie is holding a piece of paper and says `` better late than ... '' .'' .



There'S Something Weird Going On Here Vic GIF'S Something Weird Going On Here Vic GIF


Is bonky forcing you to say these things?

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Well that's not working for some reason so lets try this
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I knew it!!!!

Don't worry Shawny we'll figure out a way to help!


It’s too late the bully has gotten to him already we need to figure out a way to help Shawn!


The test was 8 hours that’s insane! So it’s graded on a curve then?


You got this DD!
a south park cartoon character says  i wish i could give you more



I hope the curve works out for you man!



They sure are!
I definitely didn't repurpose this picture that I made forever ago as a joke between @-Bonk- and @NormalUser89 before they disappeared from the thread and changed their pfp away from the goth version. Yeah this was always meant to be @Slumdum and @Strut . That's my story and I'm sticking to it





I definitely plan on it but that OG thread keeps calling my name. It's just sitting there begging for me to sleaze up its pages.


Fair enough haha, I can't just do a couple pages, especially when so many posts are just hi/byes which while help build and maintain a nice community here, aren't really great conversation pieces and mainly there are so many jokes/bits, or funny gifs that I would miss out on if I didn't backread.


I think Bonk would die if we lived together too much sleaze for him haha. We all just play online you should come join us sometime!

We've tried to tell him to stop being a bully and sometimes he does for awhile but before you know it he's back to his old ways bullying everyone. Even his precious house spouse wasn't safe from his wrath.

I'm glad that after you confronted her your bully and others left you alone! I think it is wild how the kids getting picked on get in trouble when they stand up to bullies.



So yeah my organized chaos is similar to how you are with your keys and wallet. I know where everything is and it's placement makes sense to me and I don't have any issues finding things, but to anyone else it looks haphazardly and unorganized.

Like I told Conzi I have a friend who lives in the same town as me who has a spare key, and worst case my landlord has let me in a few times.

I've only been locked out once without a phone and my friend was on vacation at the time so I had to climb up onto my garage overhang to climb over to my balcony and get in through a cracked window. After that I have been very paranoid about making sure I have my keys, or I block the door with something to stop it from closing if I am just doing something quick like taking out the trash.

So many different types that's amazing. You are living how I picture one of my ideal retirements to be! I'm not going to lie I'm very jealous right now haha. But also happy for you and your family of course!



This is probably the one time I would prefer the heat to the cold. Still sounds miserable though


🤔 I guess the important question is: Is a vampire different enough from a human that if I took you up on your offer and tried some of your magic wonder brain would I develop kuru? Or would I transform into a vampire or some sort of human-vampire hybrid? I guess for sciences sake we must try this experiment and record the results.



Sorry to hear that Dude. I hope that today was better for you.



I only have one car key and am very worried that I will lock it in my car by accident one day. That's one of those things that I keep putting off that I know will bite me in the ass eventually, getting more copies of the car key.



Hope you start feeling better soon V-Fairy! Even if you have to do this to get there

a cartoon of tom and jerry in a bathroom holding a bottle of soap .


That's a good way of putting it regarding bonk!

Also this is your reminder to tell me a funny duct tape story.



I don't know
a man wearing glasses and a vest says  i just got here

I haven't reached that part in the old thread yet


a man wearing a helmet with the words desire to know more intensifies on the bottom


I'm looking for my friends @matthiacallus and @Safetydummy and my besty @kikomascado
a cartoon character is holding a glass of orange juice and says  where are my friends  at the bottom



I dunno man I send all techy questions like this to @Xorsm


a man and a woman are standing next to each other in a room and the man is yelling at the woman .


Did you just quote your own post in the same post? I didn't know we could do that.



What are you talking about this is the scariest thing I've ever seen in my life




I see we share the same doctor.
a woman in a lab coat is talking to a patient in a doctor 's office and saying `` little bit '' .'s office and saying `` little bit '' .



a man and a woman are standing next to each other with the words are you on dope



What a great mindset to have!



I'm a simple man I see my favorite jelly gif in the wild you get a ❤️


I enjoy a nice sweet white. But I prefer fruit wines like cherry or blueberry ones. But have you guys ever had

it's delicious made from the same grapes they use for grape juice.


Sounds good I'll have to keep an eye out for it!


Why would you drink wine when you have Malört! just playing I know its Aquavit


Yay! Glad to hear that you are starting to feel better!


You look good!
a man dressed as mcdonald 's ronald mcdonald with red hair's ronald mcdonald with red hair


a woman in a hat is standing in the woods and saying `` that 's ominous . ``'s ominous . ``

Is slum going to murder bonky and stuff him so they can be together for ever?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL Z IN THE LURKER THREAD!


my heart for one thing
a raccoon holding a red heart with the name nfuyf on the bottom right


You stole his too!

patrick star from spongebob squarepants is standing in front of a door that says i thought what we had was special



I also had a long day at work. Hope you have time to unwind and relax and goof off with us later!


Damn it this is the second gif of yours I accidently copied. Well I guess one of Guz and one of 89's


It's perfect! very handy to have, thanks for making it!​
Nope. Woke up today having stomach problems. Just woke up from a little nap. Also
 

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And now it's a part of the Council. :p
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Goes fine, goes fine, how about yours Bonki? :p

Spectacular !! How can i not be ? Seeing the Summy council is eye candy
to the Bonki. And a rapid fire spanking, tis a great day.









How's things with the house spouse today ? Besides the 2 fuckos trying
to get you to murder and stuff me
 

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Well, off for the time. See you all in the not so distant future where generative IA took over our imagination and every memory you have of your past is regenerated by AI at the instant you imagine probably with slightly more fingers.
 
Alright, been away for a bit. Did I miss any big developments in this thread?
 

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Spectacular !! How can i not be ? Seeing the Summy council is eye candy
to the Bonki. And a rapid fire spanking, tis a great day.

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How's things with the house spouse today ? Besides the 2 fuckos trying
to get you to murder and stuff me

Things are fine, pondering going to bed in a bit, have to be up and out tomorrow morning. :p
But Bonki, the council not for eye candy!
Now.. THIS IS
Well, off for the time. See you all in the not so distant future where generative IA took over our imagination and every memory you have of your past is regenerated by AI at the instant you imagine probably with slightly more fingers.
See you next time mlp!

Alright, been away for a bit. Did I miss any big developments in this thread?
Welcome back Grim21, and no, I don't think there's been any big developments...
Well except for the previous council room for the Council of Slum got blown up, and we had to find a new one. 🤔
Nope. Woke up today having stomach problems. Just woke up from a little nap. Also
TD! Hope the stomach problems go away...
I've had my fair share of them...
Good to see you! :p
 

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a man in a hooded sweatshirt is talking about everything is proceeding exactly as i have foreseen .


Hiya TD!
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Hey algeo
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Things are fine, pondering going to bed in a bit, have to be up and out tomorrow morning. :p
But Bonki, the council not for eye candy!
Now.. THIS IS

See you next time mlp!


Welcome back Grim21, and no, I don't think there's been any big developments...
Well except for the previous council room for the Council of Slum got blown up, and we had to find a new one. 🤔

TD! Hope the stomach problems go away...
I've had my fair share of them...
Good to see you! :p
Hey Slum.

Yeah caved in got a dr appointment on Friday. Been having them to much lately
 

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It's kind of like an earthquake, the worst of it is over, but some aftershocks are fucking things up.
Good to see you!
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Besides the work bullshit, I am doing very well, just busy getting things done before having minor, nonlife threatening surgery tomorrow.

ummm about that nonlife threatening surgery there was a last second swap on the doctor who is going to be performing it....
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But for realies hope it goes well tomorrow!​
you need a bigger place, yeah

a couple of minions standing next to each other with the word haha in the corner

Hey everyone! Celebrate with me, it's my birthday! Keeping my buzz going all day long!
a birthday cake with candles and beer on it .
a happy birthday greeting with a muppet playing drums
Oh come on, you can't have a will if you constantly show up at people's houses drunk off your ass...
Oh is that how he ended up in my laundry basket?
a raccoon is wrapped in a plaid blanket in a pink laundry basket .
Yo guys how are we feeling today?
bugs bunny is sitting on a green couch with his eyes closed and smiling .
Something similar to this tbf
Backread a couple pages here and it should have you chuckling!
See, this is so much more fun, when you also open up the extra spoiler, I had in Bonkis replies...
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Oh see I think i skipped that one because I would never harm Bonky
Clearly Im Lying Bonnie Plunkett GIF

I can't not open a spoiler!
a cartoon dog wearing a hat and bow tie is laughing .

Thanks, this might be my second home from now on
a cartoon of a dog waving with the words welcome home behind it
a cartoon character from the emperor 's new groove is giving the ok sign .
a woman in a white coat says it 's perfect
I laugh, when I'm nervous!




But uhhh I guess we're gonna share that table then...
:p
There may be one? two? more? new variants.
I spent way long trying to think if I had seen all these guys before I scrolled down and saw that you had put new ones in haha
homer simpson is wearing a white shirt that says dooh

I count 3 I don't recognize all on the left. Green arrow, Red Tornado?, and one of the green lanterns are the ones I'm not familiar with

Also
a sticker of hatsune miku with the words hello written above her

Forgot to quote your hi welcome back part
Holy mother of god...your side bar...
a white dog with black eyebrows and the words  you like it huh  below it

an older man with his eyes closed and the words it 's kind of sleazy
a computer screen with the words `` ima be saving that for later '' written on it .
No see the thumbs up was an acknowledgment that we were going to help him out.

And you say I throw people under the bus haha just gonna leave poor shawny to be held captive by bonky.​
Nope. Woke up today having stomach problems. Just woke up from a little nap. Also
Hi Dude! Sorry to hear about the upset belly gotta keep Tums around for situations like that! Keep resting up until you feel better!

a bottle of tums chewy bites assorted berries against a blue background
 

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Things are fine, pondering going to bed in a bit, have to be up and out tomorrow morning. :p
But Bonki, the council not for eye candy!
Now.. THIS IS

Silly Slummy, i didn't mean it like that. Although that sexy Slumminess is very
pleasing to the Bonky eye....i always have slumthing eye popping nearby

 

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I can't believe I laughed at this
It's all about the nuance

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Good Afternoon, or whatever time of day it is for everyone!

Backreading done, reacts handed out like Oprah.

I watched Terrifier 3, about as gory as the first 2. I know it's the Halloween season and they like to release the spooky Horror stuff around this time of year, but it felt like it would've been better around Christmas. Because of the theme and location, of course.
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We're still dealing with Pumpkin Spice nastiness, Christmas stuff is too soon, in my opinion!

Awesome movie for fans, btw.
 

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Nope. Woke up today having stomach problems. Just woke up from a little nap. Also
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there there.

Well, off for the time. See you all in the not so distant future where generative IA took over our imagination and every memory you have of your past is regenerated by AI at the instant you imagine probably with slightly more fingers.


Alright, been away for a bit. Did I miss any big developments in this thread?



Like Slummy would ever do slumthing to hurt me.....HA !!!

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Oh is that how he ended up in my laundry basket?
a raccoon is wrapped in a plaid blanket in a pink laundry basket .


And you say I throw people under the bus haha just gonna leave poor shawny to be held captive by bonky.
excuse you?

I'm not throwing anyone, I'm simply choosing inaction.... but

 

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Oh see I think i skipped that one because I would never harm Bonky
Clearly Im Lying Bonnie Plunkett GIF

I can't not open a spoiler!
a cartoon dog wearing a hat and bow tie is laughing .
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I spent way long trying to think if I had seen all these guys before I scrolled down and saw that you had put new ones in haha
homer simpson is wearing a white shirt that says dooh

I count 3 I don't recognize all on the left. Green arrow, Red Tornado?, and one of the green lanterns are the ones I'm not familiar with

Also
a sticker of hatsune miku with the words hello written above her

Forgot to quote your hi welcome back part
Yupp you're right those are the 3 new ones. :p

Edgy Slum
From a world were his version of Bonki got bullied too much in games, and he took meassures into his own hands!
Now they are the last ones in the game room... (Maybe I shouldn't have invited this version?)

Sluma
Tragic accident, somehow a Slum and a Kuma merged, but hey, now that version of Kuma at least doesn't have to worry about fish.
But his version of Bonki of course still loves him!

Inverted Slum
Comes from seemingly a normal world color inverted just inverted.
He even has his own inverted Bonki.

Yeah... Nobody asked for Slum Variant lore, but everybody got it... :p
Good Afternoon, or whatever time of day it is for everyone!

Backreading done, reacts handed out like Oprah.

I watched Terrifier 3, about as gory as the first 2. I know it's the Halloween season and they like to release the spooky Horror stuff around this time of year, but it felt like it would've been better around Christmas. Because of the theme and location, of course.

We're still dealing with Pumpkin Spice nastiness, Christmas stuff is too soon, in my opinion!

Awesome movie for fans, btw.
And a good afternoon to you DubbleU!
Good to see you.
And I agree Christmas stuff is too soon, at least wait til after Halloween! :p
 

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