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News Anchor: Welcome to Lewdcorner news and today's top stories.
The category 5 Hurricane Milton rolled through Florida, we have
video footage of how one Floridian survived the Hurricane.
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News Anchor: In other news, history was made today,
StephanieD is the first woman ever to launch a banana into
space. Stephanie said she was going to fly through the universe and
boldly go where no banana princess has gone before.
News Anchor: Just in, a Denmark resident Slumdum has won a 5 year
supply of free potatoes from the Boise Idaho Potato company!
Unfortunately Slum doesn't like potatoes, so those potatoes will be going
to a cat farm in Canada. We spoke to the owner of the cat farm
a Mr. Shawn Chapp who told us the following.
Shawn Chapp: Love me some potatoes man, I dig em,
mmm mmm potato good, Guz89 wishes he could have himself
a 5 year supply of free potatoes, but he ain't getting any because
all of these potatoes are mine! Not as good as Meow mix, but still
mmm mmm good, yummy yummy, in the cat tummy.
News Anchor: And our last story, a resident from the Philipines
named Underlord has decided to microwave a microwave inside of
a microwave. when asked why he was doing this, he said because
my good friend Teaspoon recommended it.
News Anchor: Underlord's house is now in engulfed in flames,
we reached out to Teaspoon who said the following
Teaspoon: RIP Underbitch.