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[Slumdum]

Good morning everyone!

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Spoiler: anon

I haven't played mtg in almost two decades now. What build do you play? I used to have a mono black vampire deck

I play mostly, if not only the commander format.
I have my favorite, which is a blue/black zombie deck!
Which in basic terms is, sac creatures, lose life, draw cards, and when I sac a creature, opponents loses life to.
I have a couple of others, but that one is just... Nice... as I said my favorite.

Spoiler: My Sweet Swede

step 1 see hole
step 2 stick dick in hole

Conzi is a simple man, he sees a hole, he gets happy, and have to fill the hole, one way or another!

Spoiler: HandholdDegen

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Musumon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Musumon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human d--ks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Musumon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.

I was kinda disappointed that, that wasn't in some form part of the Vaporeons dex entry.

Spoiler: Bloodheart

Spoiler: hello to you as well algeo

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Aaaaand there she is!
Ahhh Slum is now a happy man.

But that Dratini also look damn cute!

Night Blood, get some sleep, and rest!

Spoiler: zark

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Pretty good! I like it.

Spoiler: Bonki

On the way, just woke from a unplanned nap











Sleep well Slummy, see ya in the morn

Welp, you weren't lying.

Good morning my house spouse, wasn't kidding when i said see ya in the morn.
Breakfast is served in the flesh today

Catch !!

And a good evening? Night? Whatever it is where you are Bonki to you!

Spoiler: Tosser

Good evening.

I smell lewdness and perverts.

Lewdness and pervert? Here?
You must be mistaken Tosser.

Spoiler: Double D

Well, @-Bonk- was throwing itself on @Slumdum , so yes?

Edit: I will help everyone get a little closer to the end of Kanto Pokemusu!

Spoiler: SJMagic

Back to the backreading mines, SLUM STOP WHIPPING ME IM WORKING ON IT.

Also hi.

I stopped playing about 25 years ago, my favorite feck is still GREEN land destruction

Yeah, I've seen nowadays people get salty over land destruction, luckily it isn't a problem in my group.
But I've seen people make house rules and everything against it.

Spoiler: whydoineedto

I see you stalking the pages slummie.

An arbitrary time frame that I come up with on the spot, dependent on my whims.

Spoiler: Mod summoning

I call upon thee mods of the thread!
@Guz89
@Shawnchapp
@BeowulfKnight
@mime
Show these users your mighy powers!
CREATE, MERGE, UPDATE, DELETE!
None shall ever question your powers again!

Summoning is complete!

 

[aloysious]

Good Morning Everyone !

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[Tosser]

Lewdness and pervert? Here?
You must be mistaken Tosser.

Perhaps I merely needed a shower.

 

[HandholdDegen]

Pat, pat, pat the heads~
Harshly down the threads~~
Pattingly, pattingly, pattingly, pattingly~
Prestige 4 is but a dream~~

@Bloodheart @HuevosAzules @Tosser @luciddream

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And @mime wouldn't stand still so we slipped.


fuck. Forgot to pay vampire headpat tribute. That was supposed to be in the post too.
@Inyo

 

[Tosser]

Pat, pat, pat the heads~
Harshly down the threads~~
Pattingly, pattingly, pattingly, pattingly~
Prestige 4 is but a dream~~

@Bloodheart @HuevosAzules @Tosser @luciddream

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And @mime wouldn't stand still so we slipped.

Given the shape, how difficult would it be to dribble @luciddream like a basketball?

 

[User_118086]

Ohhhh hello you late night keyboard warriors

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[WLMS]

Ohhhh hello you late night keyboard warriors

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It's 10 am for me

 

[User_118086]

It's 10 am for me

Sorry forgive me!!! I meant good morning then!!!

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[WLMS]

Sorry forgive me!!! I meant good morning then!!!

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Don't apologize, you couldn't know.
But thanks anyway

 

[User_118086]

Don't apologize, you couldn't know.
But thanks anyway

you know what I got you!!!

Good morning you early birds!! go get that day!!!

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[Tosser]

@HandholdDegen - I did a quick search, and it turns out Steph Curry tried to "score" with @luciddream once, but failed miserably.

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[clintbartonmm]

Good Morning Everyone !

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Rise and shine, sunshine!

 

[User_118086]

Its the freekend weekend bb!!!! What yall up too?

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[HandholdDegen]

@HandholdDegen - I did a quick search, and it turns out Steph Curry tried to "score" with @luciddream once, but failed miserably.

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LeBron might not have scored (allegedly), but he did slam dunk.

Its the freekend weekend bb!!!! What yall up too?

I was making shitty gif edits, but if you're gonna post lolis I'm gonna have to reconsider my plans.

 

[User_118086]

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LeBron might not have scored (allegedly), but he did slam dunk.

lol you guys are silly!!!!

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[Tosser]

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LeBron might not have scored (allegedly), but he did slam dunk.


I was making shitty gif edits, but if you're gonna post lolis I'm gonna have to reconsider my plans.

Good thing Little Bronny didn't miss or he would have fallen to the floor feigning an injury and crying.

#MJRealGOAT

 

[kikomascado]

In Portuguese, verbs ends in 'r', so see->ver, go->ir, play->brincar
So, what we did with Friday->Sexta? Created a verb: Sextar
And when you finish your job on Friday, and can start enjoying the good part of Friday, we say: Sextou, in this case, Fridayed.
kkkkkkkkk

I have been busy this past week and will keep being busy at least until sunday, so the weekend will end and I won't do anything fun.
It won't "sextar" to me, it'll only "segundar" when I have to go to work again.

How is Brazil comedy? Is it very different?

Having grown up here, I find difficult answering these, since they are the "default" for me. But I guess we have a love of slapstick comedy, with dumb, cheap jokes and overall silly things.
We don't have much "adult" comedies like American Pie nowadays, but before porn was mainstream here, there was a genre of movies called pornochanchada (porn light comedy) which combined porn/erotica and comedy (it's older than me, so I don't really know how it is. Hahaha)
Trivia: There at least 2 (I thought it was more, but didn't find it) recent brazilian comedy movies that had Korean remakes. I find it funny, because usually

 

[HandholdDegen]

lol you guys are silly!!!!

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Strong words for someone in headpatting distance.

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[Tosser]

Way past bedtime again. Time to close out of here and shut things down. For those beginning your day, have a good one. For those about to head out, sleep well.

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[ImaTemp]

Lurking in the shadows

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