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[jsmith666]

Welcome back to jsmith!
Good to see you again.

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And Dong-ding to Huevos!
Doing fine, doing fine

You as well. I hope for good fuckery today

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[Silwith]

Spoiler: Legal Disclaimer Since I've already been threatened by a lawsuit from a user

This story is a work of parody and should be approached with the same level of seriousness as a squirrel in a business suit. Any resemblance to real people, living or dead, is purely accidental—unless, of course, you’re actually a character in this story, in which case, sorry about that. The creator of this parody holds no responsibility for any feelings of embarrassment, existential crises, or sudden urges to change your name and move to a remote island. If you find yourself depicted in this tale and it’s causing you distress, please remember: it’s all in good fun, and maybe consider checking out that new hobby you’ve been putting off. No actual reputations were damaged in the making of this story. Enjoy the laughs

Good morning fellow LewdCorner Degens!

To make up for posting Rebecca Black last week I have crafted up this little ditty for you to start your Friday with. Shout out to Slums signature and the few long island ice teas I've had this morning for giving me the inspiration to slap this together. I've put everything in spoilers cause they're all kinda long

Read it to the theme of the Galavant theme song (below for those of you who don't know it)

Spoiler: Play this if unfamiliar with the tune

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Spoiler: LewdCorner Post Purge Theme Song

**Anon:**
Way back in a chaotic age,
When Smols roamed and vampires raged,
In a land of animal wars, and goblins for the newbies,
There was danger, oh, such a spree!

**StephD:**
Smols were wild and goblins tough,
**Safetydummy**:
Vampires made the nights quite rough,
**Citizens:**
In the AI Era, it was a wild, wild ride!

**TheDude14:**
But soon a bad actor’s scheme,
Led to a great purge, a ungodly dream,
**Safetydummy:**
Chaos ruled, confusion grew,
**jsmith666:**
Gods were silent, what to do?

**Anon:**
Esoteric gods, Guz and mime,
Decided fates, in mystic rhyme,
With LoliCoins, they played their game,
And the citizens felt the shame!

**Anon & Company:**
Quarantined to a realm named P4,
Goblins gone, newbies beware,
Svenske kocken’s now on the prowl,
A 'bork, bork, bork' is a deadly howl!

**Anon:**
Oh, @Flaming1 dreams of aiding newbs,
But goblins locked away are causing blues!

**Anon:**
PFPs vanished, @Slumdum came,
Fingerpainting, keeping names the same,
Bingo turned to Uno and Yatzhee fun,
PSA: Avoid the cursed elephant, everyone!

**Anon & Company:**
@Monokuma ’s talks, @Bloodheart ’s tales,
New activities fill the days and nights,
Access to P4 takes some time,
But exploits rise in this new paradigm!

**Anon:**
@Teaspoon ’s tricks, dual personas in play,
Generating wealth in a sneaky way,
@micmitja ’s coffee reign,
@Silwith ’s charm, seeking P4 fame!

**Anon & Company:**
P5’s hidden, they say there’s no more,
Just P4 and nothing else to explore,
@DoverDad dreams of a football team,
@Xorsm ’s a menace, the worst in the scheme!

**Anon:**
@Ketamina ’s daily reminder, stay hydrated,
@Inyo , a noble, mysterious and shaded,
@bonks and @algeo , quite the pair,
Watch out for the stock tips, they’re rare!

**Anon & Company:**
So here’s to the AI Era’s tale,
Wild, chaotic, and full of detail,
From P4’s trials to P5’s lore,
May the story of this era never bore!

After completing my backread of this thread I have compiled my findings into the below abridged lore. also the doverdad line in song makes more sense if you read this for context

Spoiler: Abridged Lurker Lore Post Purge

AI Era- This was a dangerous lawless time, Smols ran free, vampires roamed about, and was host to of all sorts of animal wars; it so dangerous in fact that newbies had goblins given to them by @Flaming1 for their safety when they first joined.

After an infiltration of a bad actor, this era was brought to an abrupt end, and the gods cast a spell that caused a great purge across the land. There was mass confusion in this aftermath with little communications from the gods, and with the future uncertain some people fled the land looking for greener pastures, while others stayed and prayed to the gods for them to return and tell them the way forward.

Eventually the future of the land was decided by the esoteric gods @Guz89 and @mime, beings of great power who it's said can change the lay of the threads, and either grant you great wealth or steal all LoliCoin from your bank account with just a mere thought.

But even gods can make mistakes such as refusing to acknowledge the superiority of the sleaze reaction and refusing to award it positive points, and ignoring the prayers of the people for them to come to their senses. For the safety of it's citizens all the aforementioned content would be now been quarantined into a pocket realm named P4. An area where a select few would be allowed to access after proving their devotion to the land and the gods themselves. There were a some unintended consequences of this great purge. With all the goblins locked away in P4 now there is no one to protect the newbs holes from the Svenske kocken @conzibald . Newbies beware if you hear a 'hurdy gurdy' or a 'bork, bork, bork' it's already too late you belong to him now. May the gods have mercy on your holes. @Flaming1 still has issues sleeping at night knowing he could help the newcomers to the land if only the goblins were allowed to be freed again.

Another issue was that PFP's began to mysteriously disappear so a hero from the previous era @Slumdum, bane of Slumrogs and Hellcoons, who if whispers are to be believed has the ability to summon the gods themselves, arose from retirement and painstankling fingerpainted recreations of the missings PFPs one by one to help keep identities straight for awhile as the citizens of Lewd Corner adjusted to their new way of life.

Of course you cant mention the amazing Slum without talking about their worse half @-Bonk- , a violent goon who roams the land with their gang of Bonkettes harassing the citizens of LewdCorner. Bonks also has a pet raccoon (@algeo) that hangs out with them constantly always running around tackling and throwing people into garbage dumpsters. Never take financial advice from these two, they recommended some cryptocurrencies that absolutely tanked and lost the monies for all the investors. (insert that tiger guy meme)

Thankfully there is the local DR, @EvilSurgeon who is always around to help patch up the victims of this rowdy crew. His prices are affordable, and the rumors that patients leave missing organs is greatly exaggerated.

Before the purge there were many activities to keep the citizens occupied but with a majority of those activities now banished to the P4 realm they had to find new ways to pass the time. Originally they played Bingo, but this was quickly replaced by the more fun games of Uno and Yahtzee. However, beware of the cursed elephant in Yahtzee—some say it’s best avoided. Others gathered round @Monokuma 's podium to listen to his lengthy philosophical musings on all matters of topics from wokeism in casting for movies to the evolution of language. And if those looooooong talks didn't put you to sleep you always had the the enchanting bedtime stories told by @bloodhheart , to you to guarantee sweet dreams for all.

Access to P4 was supposed to take time to be granted but as always people found creative ways to exploit this new system. One person was able to fool the system and took on two persona's (@Teaspoon , and @Underlord) to generate infinite amount of LoliCoins from each other. These lolicoins fund the giveaways of one of the personas granting massive wealth to random citizens. It's still unclear what ulterior motive @Teaspoon has with these competitions of his, so be wary of accepting any LoliCoins from this slippery spoon. And there are rumors of cosmetic enhancements from fork to spoon—though such matters are best left unspoken.

Of course these were not the only people to try and quickly make a fortune in this new system, @micmitja quickly cornered the coffee market, creating a caffeine dependency among the citizens. A few holdouts still prefer tea, but @micmitja’s coffee empire remains dominant. Others like the femboy extraordinaire @Silwith quickly gained enough favor to be granted access to P4 by leveraging their charms and whoring themselves out to whoever would give them coin.

Most importantly it was discovered that there was an even more covert area, called P5 that has being hidden from all but a select few of the gentry The Lurker Legion with talks of even more areas heing explored. There is no evidence anywhere in the lore pointing towards any type of P5 conspiracy, there is nothing after P4 it is a waste of time to keep looking.

Other citizens of note in the Lore:

@DoverDad 's Dreams of having enough children to form his own football team, @DoverDad faced the challenge of moving his large family post-purge but decided it was more practical to stay put.

@xoram: A notorious figure, known for his malevolent nature and the danger he poses to anyone’s GPUs.

@Ketamina The beloved bot reminds everyone daily to stay hydrated and maintain good posture, an essential service in the chaotic world.

@Inyo is a striking figure who appears like a shadow during the dark hours of the night. Dressed almost always in black, they possess an ethereal quality, often seeming to vanish into the air with an almost magical grace. Their pale skin and sharp smile add to their enigmatic presence, leaving a trail of intrigue wherever they go. They're a noble who hails from a distant land, their origins shrouded in mystery

Praise the Slum!
May the sleaze be with you.
And let your bananas be ever tasty!​

Even though it kinda fried my brain... xD

Mhm... I think I am going to play some Starfield (because it is fun, but also to annoy people hating on it again ) see ya guys later.

 

[HuevosAzules]

You as well. I hope for good fuckery today

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[conzibald]

(because it is fun, but also to annoy people hating on it again ) see ya guys later.

if you did not find it fun i would give you shit, the second one is just an added bonus! even if my dick is now lonely without your attention

 

[Xorsm]

so are we just throwing pic memes around? ok...

choose your favorite and let's see if you go to jail or not.

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Is that sushi?

Spoiler: ............

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[kikomascado]

Saryaaa, I didn't see your post.

I have a bunch of games i bought directly in japanese from dlsite. I don't speak japanese so i use machine translation, but even like that i see the difference of quality. My experience with the japanese stuff is that there is the best and the worst. Some studios are really perfectionist and gameplay, art and plot are really good, like you say. Some just mass produce poor quality cheap VN for the local market (Japan is one of the lead consumer of porn, not just only a lead producer).

Which Machine Translation you use? I tried using one years and years ago, and it was shit, but maybe it's more advanced nowadays.

I was curious on a point of japanese if someone here want to answer. I have an interest in gender in multiple languages for obvious reasons. My native language french and also spanish that i learned a bit in school, are really, really gendered, like many latin base one (i mean it's fucked up that chair is considered feminine and desk is considered masculine, never see a pussy or a dick on any one of those). In english, there is a lot less: objects and concepts don't have gender for example which is a lot more rational in my opinion. How does it work in japanese? I'm into the impression that when i play japanese game with machine translation it has trouble to get the people gender right.

In portuguese both the chair and the desk is female! Hahaha
I don't mind it, because it's how it always were to me, but I don't like in english for example that animals are "it". They have genders, and it's seems a little cruel treating them with the same pronouns as objects.

Yeah but there is site like dlsite where there is both loli and adult content. So if the bank just refuse all payment they lost some business that isn't even link to loli. I think in the end, because we are in a capitalist society, the lure for gain will overcome the ideological and religious positions of some.

VPN are useful for it too. I can select Japan in mine to make sites believe i'm in Japan so that some content which would be banned in Europe or America is available. Also it encrypts data so it helps for discretion and security.

I post one of my porn stories in a dedicated post in Off Topic + if you want to check it.

Thanks back reader for the like 500 points that come in during the night!

But some of them think that if they keep this type of content, people can boycott their services, which would make them lost revenue, so they avoid it (even if it's sometimes not even true).
But let's hope these things are reversed.
In the ideal world it would become common once again, and there wouldn't be anymore censoring laws, so no more pixels!

 

[conzibald]

Is that sushi?

Spoiler: ............

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[SJMagic]

Even though it kinda fried my brain... xD

Mhm... I think I am going to play some Starfield (because it is fun, but also to annoy people hating on it again ) see ya guys later.

I mean starfield is a fun game, just super overhyped because it's Bethesda. I'll hit it up again when that expansion drops.

 

[Xorsm]

Good morning, this afternoon

goodafter noonmoring?

 

[Sarya]

Saryaaa, I didn't see your post.


Which Machine Translation you use? I tried using one years and years ago, and it was shit, but maybe it's more advanced nowadays.


In portuguese both the chair and the desk is female! Hahaha
I don't mind it, because it's how it always were to me, but I don't like in english for example that animals are "it". They have genders, and it's seems a little cruel treating them with the same pronouns as objects.


But some of them think that if they keep this type of content, people can boycott their services, which would make them lost revenue, so they avoid it (even if it's sometimes not even true).
But let's hope these things are reversed.
In the ideal world it would become common once again, and there wouldn't be anymore censoring laws, so no more pixels!

Yeah i have same experience. It was really bad in the past years, but it's becoming increasingly good, good enough at least to roughly understand a VN story. I'm using Textractor, a freeware that automatically translate text using google translate or other online providers, it works with most VN and some games too (when it doesn't work i use capturetotext and then paste the text in google translate manually).

It would be logical to have a gender neutral like it for objects and concepts but to include animals in the gender thing like humans. What i would love is also for people to stop using gendered term when it's not needed. Why are shopkeeper always saying Mister or Madam? Is what i have in my pants important for selling me bread? Humans are such weirdo, i swear!

 

[HTYYHRK]

I mean starfield is a fun game, just super overhyped because it's Bethesda. I'll hit it up again when that expansion drops.

I'm here waiting for Satisfactory 1.0. Gonna plumb those pipes.

 

[anon670-1]

The name didn't give it away? Why would you drink "Flaming Hot" anything? That's just a case of caveat emptor...

If I could buy a can I would just to try it out but yeah I would go into that expecting it to be terrible. If you are interested in in a Spicy drink though I recommend Sobolo it's a spiced hibiscus drink. My coworker made some the other day and good lord did that burn but it was so tasty.

Wait. What is Lewd Casino? Was that a thing?

Is that what they're calling the Yahtzee room now?

Have you taken a quick look in the P4 version of lurker thread?

I haven't made it to that beast yet. I was exploring some of the other threads first, then I got distracted by failing to figure out how to get perchance to do what I want, then I was finalizing my manifesto the Post Purge Abridged Lurker Lore for todays post. I know I'm gonna get sucked into back reading all 7000 pages, so I was trying to do a few things before I throw myself down that rabbit hole haha.

True...

But not all of us have your skill and style...

...or the ability to see the line that we shouldn't cross on a message board... say... as a totally personal example...

I have a hard time knowing where that line is myself.

 

[InvaderZim]

Necroposting in normal threads: You reply to the last post, written two months ago.

Necroposting in this thread: You reply to a two day old post, thirty pages back.

Friday morning musings.

 

[kurgan]

I see no reason not to, but you two could always start a private conversation if you haven't already. While shitposting and good natured roasting is the regular thing. discussions are welcome!

We don't have that kind of intimacy to start a private conversation. It feels too invasive to even try it with a Japanese person without that person taking first the initiative lmao.

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ell, 90 days is more than enough for me. One month and I'll probably be broke already. Hahaha

I was broken in just a couple of weeks! Too much to see, to much temptation to buy everything around.

I always found funny how portuguese, spanish and italian is so similar. Give a sentence in one of these languages to a speaker of another one and there's 50% chance of they getting the gist of it! Hahaha

That's the easy thing to learn a language of the same language family, half of the vocabulary is already done and the grammar is mostly the same with small variations.

You didn't get the P4?
After I collected yesterday's interest I had enough to help you, but I went to your profile and you were long gone...

I appreciate the intentions! I missed it for 1000 LC lmao I will reach it in a few weeks now.

I heard you can even be fined if you do that. If true, this is a very good law to have. Hahaha

I think there is no developed country where they don't have a fine to drop trash in the street. Even countries as Philippines has it and I know tourist that has been fined there just to drop a cigarette butt.

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But, of course, there is a difference between to have a law, to enforce the law and to follow the law.

 

[Xorsm]

Sharks are real and all their teeth are sharp.

Uh, yeah, about that sharp teeth aren't SCARY it's hot.


This this is scary.......

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[conzibald]

I'm here waiting for Satisfactory 1.0. Gonna plumb those pipes.

I also enjoy plumbing my pipe into things!

 

[-Bonk-]

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You're kidding right ? 2 days in a row I check in and the first thing i see Conzi in all his glory , damn I need a vacation

Hello my fantastic and fabulous family of fuckos !! 5 more hours and I'm free for four days.

 

[HTYYHRK]

I also enjoy plumbing my pipe into things!

The game has creatures with huge mouths, you'd love it.

 

[HuevosAzules]

You're kidding right ? 2 days in a row I check in and the first thing i see Conzi in all his glory , damn I need a vacation

Hello my fantastic and fabulous family of fuckos !! 5 more hours and I'm free for four days.

Hey Bonk!

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How's it going?

 

[Silwith]

if you did not find it fun i would give you shit, the second one is just an added bonus! even if my dick is now lonely without your attention

Haha, yeah, if I didn't find it fun I wouldn't bother, not gonna play something I have no fun playing just to annoy people xDD
And I am always happy to pause for a blowjob or something ya know ;P

I mean starfield is a fun game, just super overhyped because it's Bethesda. I'll hit it up again when that expansion drops.

Yeah, can agree on that, it was way too overhyped Personally I managed to hold my expectations, I wanted Fallout/Skyrim in Space and I got it, got still some problems of course, it is Bethesda after all, but I am happy xD And with the new Car my biggst annoyance has been fixed, thats why I started a new playtrough originally I was waiting for the DLC too, just kinda got the urge