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[Safetydummy]

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Greetings from the past y'all.

How is everybody doing, um, Tuesday?

It was just one of those Mondays...

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[User_106373]

I mean, I'd rather see the raping if I'm being honest.

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Sing to us the song of your people

Well.. If it is consenting then there are some pleasures that anyone can enjoy. Not rap... Not rape, but something like......

Spoiler: this...

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I mean just about everyone like that hehe

 

[Safetydummy]

A trick I use when I get the bad ones is cold on the wrists, over you veins. I don't know if it helps the brain cool, but it seems to.
Feels nice and is something else to focus on.

Hmmm, I wonder why? You supposed to be able to massage that space between your thumb and finger too, but I've never found that helpful...

Hmmm, did I miss out?

You did. It was only like 8-10 pics, but "pictures go down da hole".
I only just started posting and then "AI-mageddon" happened, so I didn't lose anything compared to other people... Still sucked.

It's ART!

It is. It really is- the same amount of thought goes into it as putting a brush to canvas.

I signed up for the gobs, the sexy ladies and ladyboys and the futa!

They have actual pictures to look at? I haven't really looked that much into it.

I looked as soon as I got P4.
Within a few minutes, I went to click the links in @Flaming1 and @mime's sig's.
I had already clicked the repeatedly (just to check..) before, so it was blissful to finally obtain completion.

It's good to have life goals.

Mondays usually take what they want.

Fuuuuuck.

I don't live in the past, I post from the past.

I'm sorry I couldn't hear from this 30 page hole I'm currently in...what? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

For Xmas I got her a stash box mushroom guy and push $50 and a condom in there.
Left her a note to "Stay Safe" (she just moved out of the house)

Well, it's a start I suppose...

Wait, are you saying @DoverDad has cameras?!?!?

If only he were streaming service and not a "creaming" service...

That's a meth pipe, crack doesn't help with productivity!

Not to up on my street drugs- I guess I "meth-ed" up?

Work is killing my backreading career!

Preach on Brother Pervert! Preach on. (I honestly don't know how people manage to catch up in the short amount of time that they do...)

Cucumber makes everything worse.
Except for pickles. Pickles good.

Ugh. Cucumbers are just nasty. I tried a Greek Gyro from Arby's ONCE- they should, by law, tell you what's in Tzatziki sauce...nastiest fuckin' thing ever!

 

[Safetydummy]

It's not on the side, the mashed potatoes are on the top of the hot dog.

Here, the traditional hot dog is the bread, the mayo spread onto the bread, the hot dog sauce (tomato sauce with sausages) and shoestring potato fries on top. Condiments are optional, but not as established as the US ones.

In some places you have the mashed potatoes instead of the shoestring potato fries, and in some others you have both of them.

You can also find hot dogs with lots and lots of different fillings/toppings, the creativity is endless. Hahaha

The "sushi" don't have nori nor rice, what "holds" it in place is the cheese.
It is melted, but not too much, kinda goey but still acting like a "skin".

I didn't get the joke.

Hmmm, mashed potatoes AND shoe strings fries? That's a lot of starch- are they called "Hot Dog-abetes"?

I've put some interesting things on hot dogs before- bacon, pastrami, and a bunch of other stuff, but that last one...just how in the Hell are you supposed to eat it?

What cheese do you pair with salmon and mashed potatoes? It does sound interesting...

"The beach blushed, because the seaweed."
The sea weed (had a tinkle).

Here's another one for you.
I heard this one on the radio listening to an oldies station (50's, 60's, 70's music) because they got rid of all the Metal Stations.* \m/
Anyway, they had a phone-in contest, called "Make Us Groan" (or something equally stupid).
This guy calls in and says he has a joke...
There's a man sitting on the couch watching TV and his girlfriend comes down the stairs with 2 suitcases.
The man jumps up and runs over to his girlfriend and says, "What are you doing? Where do you think you're going?"
His girlfriend replies, "I'm leaving you."
The man says, "Why?"
His girlfriend replies, "I heard that you're a paedophile."
The man looks at his girlfriend and says, "That's an awful big word for a 6 year old."

The DJ's were stunned- there was like 10-15 seconds of just dead air.
I damn near wrecked my truck laughing so hard.
They NEVER held that contest again.

*There was one Metal Station where I lived that was trying to raise money to stay on the air, so they had fund-raiser where if you pledged $5.00 they would play ANY song you requested.
Some guy requested Metallica's "So What".

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They couldn't hold a fund-raiser to earn the kind of money they needed for the FCC fines after that.
They went bye-bye.

In a unrelated note, do you like any Shoujo anime? Hahaha

That is quite the non-sequitur...
What do you mean by "Shoujo" anime?

I wouldn't want to disperse my DNA too much. My genetic's very shitty...

I don't bother.
I've made so many "drain babies" the water company sends me Father's Day cards.

Hi everyone!

When you login and see you made Slum's morning wall.

.....only to find out it's cause you're being admonished for forgetting to praise Slum

It does make you feel kinda special until you realize they're calling you a dumbass OR just want to hurt your feelings.
j/k OG SD. Nothin' but love.

So it depends on what state if they deliver beer. . They don't to mine. And the stores by me don't have it. But the one by my family does so I ordered some to there place and will try when I go and visit them.

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See if they have it near you!

Yeah, they do NOT deliver to me- the rat batstards... I may have to travel out-of-state just for a damn beer.

I feel your pain there

Jackbox games are super fun, although I don't know if it would have the same appeal online, just because when I've played with people most of the fun came from peoples irl reactions to the absolute batshit responses to the prompts

IT was- you learn a lot about people that way.
I played with some people from a mobile app/game that we played.
The anonymity of the 'net and having no chat filters really showed you what kind of folks they were...
Pretty some of our games put us on a "Watchlist" some where... It was some ad-lib game where you wrote responses and then the other players would vote on them... There were some real perverts playing that night (present company included).

Thank you for the laugh.

I'm glad you enjoyed and were able to figure it out.

I really want to try do a Sharknado .gif with Laser-Slum, but I really also don't want to spend three or four hour trying to get all of the edits to track and rotate properly. (And the menu a bar isn't working for me - had to drag in my picture on one reply, and now I can't get the emojis to trigger for this one. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

Yeah, I can't get an 8 second gif to work with head-turning...this sounds way to ambitious for my blood.

 

[zark]

So I found my LC coin stockpile. Now where's the bank so I can deposit? I suppose I could deposit and return daily as well as make random comments and .000001% increase coin yield over just bank or commenting.

Its under shop tab, keep in mind if you move lc in or out of the bank it re sets the 24 hr countdown so its best the deposit just after you get your interest.

 

[zark]

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Set the vibe for today.

 

[Slumdum]

Good morning everyone!

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Spoiler: Bloodheart

Spoiler: bully the slum bully the slum

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Blood please... I can't take it...

Also, I would help that little one with some yoga...
Also also, the shortstacks chart you later posted! That's fucking amazing! LOVE IT!

Spoiler: TheDude

Hi Lucid glad you made it through your Monday. Mine started off rough then got boring. But was able to work on a few gifs. It not great but here you go

We all began somewhere TD!
This was the very first I did, and it was only a little text edit.

And these were the first one with pfps on.

And I know you didn't ask, but I wanted to share with you!

Absolutely love it. Bonky like a boss

You should have hidden yourself back there somewhere!

Yeah. I actually made 3 with you in it. Slowly making some with who I interact the most with. But also some with you don't lol

Spoiler: Tosser

I really want to try do a Sharknado .gif with Laser-Slum, but I really also don't want to spend three or four hour trying to get all of the edits to track and rotate properly. (And the menu a bar isn't working for me - had to drag in my picture on one reply, and now I can't get the emojis to trigger for this one. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

I can just imagine it!

Pixilporn?

Spoiler: Beware - extremely explicit!

EDIT: Ah, damn - they didn't convert to .gif properly. Three of them saved as .webm files and I used a converter to try to turn them to .gif since this place doesn't usually like "web" style media.

Reminds me of that old game, which I can't remember the name of, or what console it was for...

Spoiler: PsychicJohn

Another round of me sharing images i found online

Spoiler: This time it's about Pixel Art Animations

What do you guys think about this Artstyle? Do you prefer smooth or do you like both styles?


Edit:
Forgot to add this

Pixel art is nice, and can in some ways be even better than non pixel art, because sometimes it leaves just enough to the imagination.

Spoiler: Lucid

Grab a head from here Share your Heads

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Use these to help create gifs. gifmems.io is easier to use.


I love pixel art. When you grown up on a Nintendo it's a given.

There is just something special about it.

Spoiler: My Sweet Swede

Who cares about that? can you 3d print a sex doll?

Conzi out here asking the real questions!

huh was going to mention the original threads and idea was from axios, but i cannot @ him so uh did he do an opsie that got him banned? or did he delete his profile

Maybe because he is actually named Axois

Spoiler: Doc

Religion? Eww..

I uhm got some news for you Doc...

I have been known to have a multiple personality disorder.. but, none of my personalities are that level of crazy to sign off on that. *pulls out my pen and some paper*

You kinda signed the contract on joining the Religion of Slum...

Now I'm gonna remind you, it's a binding contract, so even burning it won't erase it.
Praise the Slum!

Spoiler: Bonki

Good God of Guzes, look at the gaggle of fuckos here tonight !!! Fuckin best of the best !!



Damn bringing back the Bonkettes was exhausting

THE BONKETTES!
Happy to see them back Bonki!

Spoiler: Raccoonus Maximus

I'm gonna head to bed. See you all tomorrow!

I missed Raccoonus Maximus!
NOOOOOO, sleep well algeo.

Spoiler: Mod summoning

Four ingredients are needed!
The mask of merging.
@Guz89

The purple shoe of hugs!
@Shawnchapp

The white chalk drawing of the ghost!
@BeowulfKnight

And then the beret of silence.
@mime

Mix them all together with a smile.

Aaaaaaaaannnnnd

*Cough* *Cough*
Did it work?

Welp, it was bound to go wrong at some point again...
Hello Guwnknime, good to see you I guess...

Summoning is complete.

 

[kurgan]

There's a man sitting on the couch watching TV and his girlfriend comes down the stairs with 2 suitcases.
The man jumps up and runs over to his girlfriend and says, "What are you doing? Where do you think you're going?"

 

[Safetydummy]

Who controls the past and all that yes. If you ask ChatGPT about the Trump assassination attempt it will be very adamant that such a thing never happened.

As we head towards winter we can bask in the joyful thought that cold kills about 10x the number of people heat does.
As I'm acclimatizing I'm starting to find South Texas winters far too cold.
How I survived Norway is hard to fathom.

How is that even possible? Doesn't it access current events on the internet? Conspiracy?

Is that because people get trapped in snow and ice and shit? Can't really get "trapped" in heat.

My store will order a CASE if I want. But, the "Special Order Fee" is also $40
Next time I'm running around the nearby city, I might check

Well, at least they're willing to order it for you- I get the "too bad, so sad" sales people.

I'll have you know it's a soft, pre-cooked Spam.
Plenty of salt and preservatives

Welp, that's a deal-breaker. I only like Spam in my Monty Python sketches.

Read it again, just to be sure.

AND just how many times have you read it- you glutton for punishment?

Spoiler: Spoilers

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Gotta get that fresh sweet corn!! Season is almost over, get it while it's here!

Isn't the body unable to process corn? You can eat creamed corn and poop out whole kernels.

 

[Evil Surgeon]

Good morning everyone!

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Spoiler: Bloodheart

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Blood please... I can't take it...

Also, I would help that little one with some yoga...
Also also, the shortstacks chart you later posted! That's fucking amazing! LOVE IT!

Spoiler: TheDude

We all began somewhere TD!
This was the very first I did, and it was only a little text edit.

And these were the first one with pfps on.

And I know you didn't ask, but I wanted to share with you!


You should have hidden yourself back there somewhere!

Spoiler: Tosser

I can just imagine it!


Reminds me of that old game, which I can't remember the name of, or what console it was for...

Spoiler: PsychicJohn

Pixel art is nice, and can in some ways be even better than non pixel art, because sometimes it leaves just enough to the imagination.

Spoiler: Lucid

There is just something special about it.

Spoiler: My Sweet Swede

Conzi out here asking the real questions!



Maybe because he is actually named Axois

Spoiler: Doc

I uhm got some news for you Doc...

You kinda signed the contract on joining the Religion of Slum...

Now I'm gonna remind you, it's a binding contract, so even burning it won't erase it.
Praise the Slum!

Spoiler: Bonki

THE BONKETTES!
Happy to see them back Bonki!

Spoiler: Raccoonus Maximus

I missed Raccoonus Maximus!
NOOOOOO, sleep well algeo.

Spoiler: Mod summoning

Four ingredients are needed!
The mask of merging.
@Guz89

The purple shoe of hugs!
@Shawnchapp

The white chalk drawing of the ghost!
@BeowulfKnight

And then the beret of silence.
@mime

Mix them all together with a smile.

Aaaaaaaaannnnnd

*Cough* *Cough*
Did it work?

Welp, it was bound to go wrong at some point again...
Hello Guwnknime, good to see you I guess...

Summoning is complete.

*reads it over* Do what's best. Yeah, sure.. I know what's best for the both of you.




Oops.. 3am murder boner.

 

[Lechrs]

Finally time for some hardcore sleep after three days of insomnia!

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[thenumber34567]

Finally time for some hardcore sleep after three days of insomnia!

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I wish you luck to get sleep.

 

[conzibald]

Life size cock pic?

actually i enhanced it for you near blind people

She must be reading one of the classics like Goldilocks And The Three Horny Bears, or
Rumpleforeskin, or Snow White Cum and the Seven Horny Dwarfs, or Little Red Ride Me Good
[that's the one where this girl named Little Red gets chased by a horny Swedish chef dressed in a wolf
costume, that chef even screws the grandma]

The last one! it is my favorite ^^

Maybe because he is actually named Axois

I am not good with names, only HOLES! (whoops)

 

[Slumdum]

*reads it over* Do what's best. Yeah, sure.. I know what's best for the both of you.

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Oops.. 3am murder boner.

It's okay Doc, but you forgot to
Praise the Slum!

I am not good with names, only HOLES! (whoops)

We know Conzi, we know.

 

[Silwith]

Still kinda occupied with Hunt (and other... fun ;D) in my freetime, but gotta try and say hi a bit more again
Hope you are all doing well, perverts <3

 

[conzibald]

Still kinda occupied with Hunt (and... fun ;D) in my freetime, but gotta try and say hi a bit more again
Hope you are all doing well, perverts <3

Mount my dick you slut! i missed yer holes!

 

[Safetydummy]

Just I thought I will let you know I feel like a monster...

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No idea why though.

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Its enough to make me batty..



(Cheasy humor and bad puns was intended.. lol)

I return to my place of hiding now.

At least they're true Vampyres.

I completely agree hotdogs need to be kept simple like this

That's my bad I should have put the name: Glazed wiener suspension, tomato catsup and mustard foam, cryogenic pickle relish julienne, toasted brioche tower, dwarf basil greens

So though the relish is on ice the hot dogs I believe are in a gelatin. Which I think is even worse

I have to say, the picture was vile. The description did nothing to make it better.
Also, the fuck is "catsup and mustard foam"? Looks like you repair plumbing leaks with it. AND the giant ice cube garnish?
"Glazed Wiener suspension", isn't that Conzi's and Silwith's affectionate term for a "cream pie"?

Yeah in the 50's everything was in gelatin. So slightly before my time but I've heard the horror stories

I think I may have thrown up in your mouth a little...

Just made members+....now I'm looking to hit p4.

Congrats!

Sir, you misspelled P5

You, Good Sir, are NOT funny.
Shhhh Shhhh Shhhh

Are we not amused?

 

[VirginLesbians18+]

Its under shop tab, keep in mind if you move lc in or out of the bank it re sets the 24 hr countdown so its best the deposit just after you get your interest.

Thank you shouldn't matter. I'll deposit it'll reset and just begin from in the bank. No big deal 24 hour wait.

 

[kurgan]

What do you mean by "Shoujo" anime?

Shoujo in Japanese means girl, and Shoujo anime is the anime that is produced targeting adolescent girls as main audience.
You have a loooong article about this genre, origins, etc, in the Wikipedia in case you have finished to watch the haircut video.

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[Safetydummy]

I like bangers and mash, I have some sausages so maybe at the store I'll pick up some buns and potatoes and try it. I've got some curly fries I can sub for the shoestring fries.

Oh, do you need french fries? Allow me.

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There is a religion of Slumdum and a sect lead by Underlord called the Sleaziest sect?
This is the first I've heard of either.

Edit: I'm gonna start myself a banana sect! And I shall be the princess over my banana subjects!

Yay, you brought back the Banana Princess pfp!

What's the difference between a sect and a cult? Do any of these have free food?

Pssst. Do NOT drink the Kool-Aid...

Hear ye... Hear ye... My wonderful subjects, show your allegiance, by bringing of a banana art picture
to your princess !

As you wish, M'lady.

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